If your car is stuck in the mud and all you have to help is Kate Moss and some old people, you should just walking into town. Kate looks like the Grinches dog when he tried to pull the sled filled with toys. Except less sexy. She might as well have tried touching her forehead and moving it with her mind. This is why you don’t let crackheads drive. Why are they in the middle of a field? And I wonder if anyone suggested “reverse”.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were secretly “married” this weekend in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. Moss, 32, and Doherty, 27, were wed on the island of Phuket but will have to be married again as the ceremony does not have legal standing in their home of England. Doherty is on a two year probation for his repeated arrests for drug abuse but was allowed to go to Thailand after informing his probation officer. This is London says:
The wedding was, by all accounts, a romantic affair, with Moss wearing flowers in her hair as the couple exchanged vows … During the Thai ceremony - attended by Moss's mother Linda - the couple had flowers draped over their shoulders and water poured over their heads as they declared their love and commitment to each other. The supermodel was barefoot and wore a low-cut, shimmering silver dress for the 30-minute service.
It's kinda touching to see two drug addicted social deviants find love. It's like a fairytale, except instead of white horses and a carriage, Kate will go on her honeymoon hearing voices and yelling at demons, then wake up in a bathtub covered in someone elses blood. She's like a princess!
Kate Moss spent the weekend with her daughter at the Goldeneye resort in Jamaica and … ummm … wait, remind me again why Kate Moss is a famous model. She's genuinely ugly and has a terrible body. Terrible for a girl. Fantastic for a zombie or a ten year old boy zombie. And it's not like she's better at modeling than everyone else. Being good at modeling is like being good at shoe tying.
UPDATE - see all the pictures on Daily Niner here.
What the points of a Halloween party if none of the chicks are dressed up like a Hooters waitress or a sexy Indian. You can tell Giselle is hot cause any normal girl would get stabbed for wearing this to a Halloween party. It’s not even a real mask. She might as well have just put in some damn contacts. Scarlett looks ridiculous. That mask is just dumb. She clearly just wanted to look sexy and it didn't work at all. Pictures of shark attack victims are sexier than this. The only interesting part of the night would be watching Pete Doherty and a pregnant Kate Moss deform their kid right before our eyes. She's gonna end up giving birth to a dragon.
Okay this sucks. Nothings going on. This whole week has sucked. No sluttly pictures of anyone. No fights. Does anyone actually give a shit about Daniel Smith or how he died. Was he gonna be on the Supreme Court or something. Some great inventor or philosopher who changed everything. Yeah, I didn’t think so either.
Pete Doherty was seen buying more needles less than week out of rehab. Why? Because that’s how drugs get into your body.
Up top there is the new Paris video where she thinks she Elsiha Cuthbert in “Girl Next Door”. I don’t think its even legal for her to grind on some 12 year old, but whatever. He might be the greatest actor of our generation just for not throwing up while she sang in his ear. She thinks she’s every boys fantasy. As long as the boy wants to be a pharmacist, she might be right. That kid better have boiled himself after the shoot.
Kate Moss could marry on again/off agin boyfriend and drug addict Pete Doherty within the next few weeks, according to various reports. Moss said yes when Doherty proposed to her during a visit to the Priory Clinic last week, where he was being treated for crack cocaine and heroin abuse. Doherty is out now and his band begins a tour in Ireland this week. A source at the clinic said:
"From the moment Pete came into the clinic, he accepted he was addicted to drugs like heroin and crack. He knew he had a problem. In counseling sessions he has said things that show he knows what he needs to do – stop taking drugs and seek help as soon as he feels the urge to do so. Kate has been so impressed with that attitude. She has always loved him but just needed him to straighten up. Now there's nothing to stop them marrying."
Well they really are an adorable couple. He’s quite a catch. Heroin must be filled with anti-oxidants because they both look so healthy and full of life.
