When it comes to Twitter, Kate Upton is pretty boring, because she never Tweets any nude photos. Meanwhile, other girls with giant tits like Emma Glover can’t go 30 seconds without posting nude pics. But when you’re the cover model of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, you apparently can’t be a raging whore. Fortunately, Kate has at least inspired other women with giant tits to be awesome on Twitter as a tribute.

On Saturday, some Russian girl named Ania dressed up like Kate on the latest Swimsuit Issue cover and Kate did her the favor of retweeting. Honestly, the picture could have showed her standing on 100 dead orphans and nobody would even notice them. In fact, I encourage her to try.

I’m not sure when somebody somewhere decided that the occasional airbrush shave of the waistline on a sexy celebrity should turn into a full-on Photoshopping of their entire face and body to create a glossy printed female mannequin. I guess it’s just the natural course of technology and its endless march to destroy all that is natural and holy (and thank god for 98% of that).

What magazines likes Sports Illustrated do to the chicks on their pages now makes you wonder how far off we are from simply virtual models appearing in print. Such a waste too when you have a woman designed by god to turn on every single man on this planet and ensure the continuation of the species. Kate Upton doesn’t need no airbrushing.

Check her out on Fallon last night…