By Travis July 31, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Kate Upton was the guest of honor at last night’s David Yurman Annual Rooftop Soiree as she is the new face of David’s luxurious and ridiculously expensive jewelry line, and she did her typical Kate Upton thing of standing around and looking gorgeous while occasionally acting goofy and strategically jiggling for all of the really wealthy men. But as I looked at these photos of Kate at the party, I couldn’t help but notice that her breasts look a little strange.
I don’t know if it’s the dress or the way that the light hits it, but it looks like someone replaced one of Kate’s cantaloupes with an orange. I’m going to have to spend the next several hours examining them to get to the bottom of this. You know, for science and whatever.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
By Lex July 25, 2013 @ 2:41 PM
Back in first grade, a girl told me we’d be married someday. I told her I liked her friend better. She cried. I felt horrible. That experience still sums up my view on marriage. It’s a complicated business. But that doesn’t stop guys from saying ‘I do’ even as ten million years of human evolution compels them otherwise. These images of Kate Upton in her ‘wedding bikini’ probably don’t help. It’s easy to imagine marriage is all about having sex with Kate Upton on the beach. But even if you’re marrying Kate Upton you won’t be that lucky.
Photo Credit: Beach Bunny
By Lex July 22, 2013 @ 1:03 PM
I can’t help but feel this The Other Woman movie is going to be one horrible shat of a comedy caper involving women getting back on a cheating man. I’m not sure why women find that empowering. But I guess it’s a thing. When I get misused by the opposite sex, i mostly just feel like eating condensed Campbell’s soup and watching the crappy Star Wars prequels to remind myself of how great things can so easily get fucked up. It’s possible women who seek revenge are more manly than me. Though Kate Upton in particular does not look very manly.
Photo Credit: INF
By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 7:13 PM
Kate Upton got a new haircut. I read that somewhere. And I will confirm as soon as I get done staring at her breasts for a few more minutes. If I was a woman I’d ask for boobs just like that. I mean, ask God, or a doctor I guess.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
By Travis June 25, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton were filming another scene together for their new movie The Other Woman yesterday in Chinatown, and Cameron apparently didn’t take too kindly to people snapping photos. Kate, on the other hand, was polite, respectful and, most importantly, very attractive, so she should be commended for exhibiting better behavior than her much older counterpart.
And while it’s still a really bad decision on Cameron’s part to keep standing near a beautiful supermodel, Kate should at least take advantage of their time together by learning about important things like not aging and staying far away from women who make her look like a California Raisin.
(Photo Credits: WENN.com)
By Lex June 24, 2013 @ 5:09 PM
There’s so much chicanery on the Internet these days. When I was coming up, the web was a vessel for porn and deceit. But you could usually tell the difference between the two. Now, the lines are blurred. TMZ ran a video clip of Kate Upton dropping her top on a horse during a photoshoot last week. But they censored her titties on the video. Now they’ve pulled the video completely. As if that makes shit disappear from the www. I have no idea if this GIF is real or not. But since so many people sent it in, it must be.
Photo credit: TMZ.com
You can see the animated GIF after the jump…
See Kate Upton In NSFW Motion