It’s funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose tied around her neck but then I couldn’t get the knot undone and she started to turn blue so I ran to the kitchen to get some scissors and then I sat down to check my email real quick and then I clicked around a little and found these pictures.
And she looks great. That blue is so pretty.
Oh shit that reminds me.
(image source = photographer Miguel Reveriego for the July issue of Vogue)
Finally, some clear, high-res versions of Kate Uptons fantastic shoot for the July issue of GQ are online. And Tyler Gold members might even notice that I spent the last 90 minutes removing the annoying tags and print from the first pictures, making it that much more believable (and erotic!) when someone inevitably photoshops out that popsicle and adds a cock.
(ok so it seems there is no Tyler Gold program, but if you felt like sending me money or, if you’re a hot girl, naked pictures, by all means go for it.)
UNSEXY UPDATE – GQ, and more to the point GQ’s lawyers, are under the impression that some of these pictures haven’t been released yet and aren’t online, and they came to that conclusion by seeing them online on this website. So those new pictures have been “removed by request”, but that still leaves us with cleaner copies of the pics from 10 days ago, so take that you greedy corporate fat-cats!
Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered her up. Covered her mouth, I mean, after soaking the towel in ether and then putting her in my van and speeding away.
I want people to know that it’s perfectly ok to question and even criticize the merit of posting things like a new Kate Upton gif and bikini pictures. Because it’s not like I can actually hear you, and I rarely check my email. So go nuts.
(image source = beach bunny)
These are just out-takes of Kate Uptons photo shoot from Monday, and they’re not really relevant to anything, but it was this or a picture of Samantha Ronson at the top of the page. And she’s, um… let’s be civil about it and just say “visually disturbing”.
19-year-old supermodel Kate Upton is the star of a new photo shoot and youtube video with weirdo pervert photographer Terry Richardson, which would normally annoy me because all that jackass does is have girls stand in front of a wall and it ends up looking like something you’d attach to a ransom note, but Kate Upton is dancing. In a bikini. And as you can see, Kate Upton might be the finest dancer of our generation.