Kate Upton looks fantastic all the time, but she wore this big giant dress that covered up her perfect tits, even her cleavage, to the Vanity Fair Oscar party last night. So. Moving right along…
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Kate Upton is a good model, independent muse
By brendon February 22, 2012 @ 7:44 PM
Kate Upton has a sexy new photo shoot in Muse magazine, and although these are just embiggened copies of what they put online, some HQ scans should be up soon. Just as soon as someone figures out what the hell Muse magazine is, and where they might buy a copy.
Kate Upton > Doutzen Kroes
By brendon February 16, 2012 @ 3:47 PM
Apparently if you want to work for Victorias Secret you need to be flat chested and have a spooky accent, because Doutzen Kroes is shooting for them in Miami today, the same week their casting director basically called Kate Upton a tacky whore.
Those two are basically the same model, except that Kate is better at it. Doutzen is like Kate if Kate taped her boobs down and talked like a movie Dracula. “I vant to go sweeming now, then I vill vear un bra an panties for the picture poses.”
Victorias Secret really hates Kate Upton
By brendon February 14, 2012 @ 9:29 PM
Thanks to the unveiling of her Sports Illustrated cover, Kate Upton is maybe the most famous model in the world today, but she’s still not good enough to walk the runway for Victorias Secret, whose casting director told the New York Times that Upton is basically on par with topless models.
“‘We would never use Ms. Upton for a Victoria’s Secret show … She’s like a Page 3 girl. She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”
Well she’s right in the sense that you can’t go out and buy a big pointy nose like the one Giselle has. You have to be born with a nose like that. And then get hexed by a gypsy witch.
its the SI Swimsuit cover, with an awful Kate Upton picture
By brendon February 14, 2012 @ 12:27 PM
Kate Upton is fantastic looking, so it was nice of Sports Illustrate to choose one of the worst pictures she’s ever taken and then put mittens on their hands while photoshopping it for the cover of this years swimsuit issue. Otherwise all the girls out there who aren’t Kate Upton would feel bad about themselves. As they should because their boyfriend secretly resents them for not being Kate Upton, and rightfully so. Here’s the bottom line ladies: if you’re not Kate Upton, you suck. Happy Valentines Day.
Kate Upton is back in the SI swimsuit issue
By brendon February 02, 2012 @ 4:05 PM
Kate Upton was on twitter about an hour ago, posting this preview picture and confirming that she’ll be in the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which goes on sale in about two weeks. She’s only 19 and her career is just beginning, but as you can see she has really big things in front of her (wink, wink).
Until then here’s a hundred pictures of Kate in bikinis for Beach Bunny, which I had saved because mind your own business. What goes on in my house is between me and the pictures, I’m not hurting anybody, LEAVE ME ALONE!
