Kate Upton Topless on a Horse

By Lex June 24, 2013 @ 5:09 PM

There’s so much chicanery on the Internet these days. When I was coming up, the web was a vessel for porn and deceit. But you could usually tell the difference between the two. Now, the lines are blurred. TMZ ran a video clip of Kate Upton dropping her top on a horse during a photoshoot last week. But they censored her titties on the video. Now they’ve pulled the video completely. As if that makes shit disappear from the www. I have no idea if this GIF is real or not. But since so many people sent it in, it must be.

Photo credit: TMZ.com
You can see the animated GIF after the jump…

See Kate Upton In NSFW Motion

Kate Upton Gets Topless On A Horse

By Lex June 20, 2013 @ 12:27 PM

Kate Upton Gets Topless On A Horse For A Photoshoot

Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz in Bikinis on Set

By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 7:03 PM

Kate Utpon And Cameron Diaz On The Beach On The Set Of The Other Woman
The movie The Other Woman looks pretty good. It’s about two girls both finding out they’ve been played by the same guy, so they team up to plot revenge. Which is just like real life. Except the part about women teaming up to do anything ever.

Photo Credit: PCN

Nina Agdal, Ariel Meredith, And Kate Upton In Body Paint

By Lex June 13, 2013 @ 2:44 PM

Nina Agdal Ariel Meredith And Kate Upton In Body Paint Bikinis For Sports Illustrated
I really thought the whole bodypaint thing was a passing fad. Like henna tattoos or Japanese baseball players. But SI is still sticking with it. And you’d have to be a real dick to complain about any reason to see Kate Upton without her clothes on.

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated

Kate Upton Should Be In Every Movie

By Travis June 13, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

People always complain when George Lucas goes back, re-masters and fucks with his classic Star Wars films or makes new Indiana Jones movies that are crammed with stupid crap like aliens, but maybe if he went back and added Kate Upton and her giant breasts to each movie, people wouldn’t care as much. Maybe instead of arguing over whether Han Solo or Greedo shot first, people could say, “Hey check out Kate Upton’s tits.”

But until that technology is perfected, we’ll have to settle for Kate running around on the beach for her role in the new movie The Other Woman. Kate was filming another scene for the film in the Hamptons yesterday, and it included her kissing Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who will be presented with the “Best Hiding of a Boner” at next year’s Spike Guy’s Choice Awards.

(Photo Credit: Jackson Lee/Splash News)

Kate Upton Turns 21 Today

By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 4:09 PM

Kate Upton Modeling Jenna Leigh Lingerie
When you turn 21, everybody makes that same lame joke about how you can finally have your first drink. Most kids these days are tossing back brews by mid-high school. Drew Barrymore was an A.A. blue chipper by fifth grade. I’m guessing Kate Upton has had a cocktail before today. I don’t even understand why you’re legally allowed to have sex before you’re allowed to have liquor. Or even how you can have sex without liquor. Who makes these rules? ‘Your mother’ would be the right answer.

Here’s a bunch of bikini pictures of Kate Upton in case you forgot how fucking fantastic she looks.