By Travis October 23, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Because she’s the most famous model in the world right now, Kate Upton was also at the 30th Annual Night of Stars presented by the Fashion Group in New York City last night, and this is a little confusing. On one hand, it’s Kate Upton, so from the neck down we know what we’re in for, and that’s always usually an A+. But whoever picked this color and those lesbian combat high heels for Kate to wear really needs to dial it back a notch. Unless the point was to make Kate Trip over the boots, snag her dress on a door or sign and completely tear it off, in which case that designer deserves to be the next President of the United States.
Photo Credits: Getty
By Travis October 09, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
For Snoop Lion, doing a Hot Pockets commercial is common sense, because with the amount of weed that guy has smoked in his lifetime, it’s only natural that he’d be putting his name behind one of the greatest late night stoner snacks out there. But Kate Upton? This is probably a bad idea, because there are already so many people who like to call her fat, so between this and that Carl’s Jr. commercial she’s either being paid out the ass, just mocking everyone or giving them more ammo than they’ll ever need. Or probably a little of 1 and 3. Maybe next time she should just consider endorsing salad.
By Lex October 03, 2013 @ 11:52 AM
Kate Upton decided to double down this week on her quest to not be seen as a sex object by both announcing she was dating a lithesome ballroom dancer and hitting the streets of Paris with an acne covered face. It’s no surprise that when models pull all the makeup off, their skin mostly looks like shit. It’d be easy for me to make fun of Kate’s pimples, but then it’d be easy for Kate to point out that she’s still ten times hotter than any woman I’m ever going to have sex with in my entire life and then call me a bitch and order me to get her a latte. I’d highly recommend staring at her tits in silence.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, INFphoto.com, PCN
By Travis October 02, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Speaking of huge breasts in Paris, Kate Upton took part in the Louis Vuitton runway show yesterday with more typical runway models like Eva Herzigova and Cara Delevingne, and I say more typical because Kate looks like she’s been on an Arby’s diet standing next to these two waifs. But that’s a good thing, because unlike Cara, Kate’s cheeks don’t look like her face is turning into a black hole. Still, Kate knows what’s up and also hit the street for a jog before the show, and I’m pretty sure we’re all disappointed that there isn’t an endless video of that.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
By Lex September 30, 2013 @ 5:42 AM
I don’t know why I feel let down that Kate Upton dumped a bunch of guy including a Cy Young award winner for a dude who does the rumba. Yes, I know women love a man who can dance. They also love men who cry and dress in flowing billowy clothing and cycle on their periods with them. And why shouldn’t a woman get herself a man who is just like a woman. It’s like having a lesbian partner with a built-in strap on and far less drama. You can’t pussy whip a partner who has a pussy of her own. It’s like two equally skilled Jedi clacking lightsabers. Somebody has to be the sub. I’m going with the guy who wears sequins and knows how to do the splits.
By Lex September 06, 2013 @ 7:25 PM
Kate Upton is cursed with being super hot. Men are never going to treat her like the scientist that she isn’t. They’re simply going to want to pay her lots of money to see her looking sexy. As far as curses go, it’s something worse than having a bum uncle but not nearly as bad as being ugly.
Here’s a whole bunch of glamorous photos of Kate at an age approximating when she would have laughed at me for asking her to the prom.
Note from photographer James Weber to WWTDD:
all the images out there of Kate Upton that are out there, most of them are retouched. I didn’t do anything to the images I shot but change them to black and white. In this day and age that’s almost unheard of. I think that makes them more beautiful because they’re natural. Notice all the freckles and beauty marks on her in these photos, look online in other images for the same ones, I’m sure most of them will have been taken out. This world is a little too retouch heavy.
Photo Credit: James Weber Photography