
You know what girls like? They like when you're talking to them and you shove your hand down the front of your pants. Massaging your balls while you have a conversation with a girl is a way of telling her you think she's really pretty. It's basically the biggest compliment you can give someone.
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I'm not sure when this happened but Kate Winslet looks hot as hell lately, and last night at the premier of "The Reader" was no exception. She looks great with the blond hair and her clean grey dress. I like when girls have simple outfits like this. Let's say for example someone were to give Kate a date rape drug and knock her out and then they made love while she was unconscious. Time is of the essence in a situation like that and I I mean the person can't be sitting there taking Polaroid’s all night to get her outfit right when it comes time to put it back on. But a simple dress like this goes on in a snap and just like that, the rapist has destroyed another life the Love Bandit has stolen another heart!
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