Katharine McPhee Files For Divorce

By Lex May 23, 2014 @ 2:01 PM

Katharine McPhee In Lingerie For The March 2014 Issue Of GQ
When celebrities get divorced, they invariably announce they’re remaining close friends and then they demand privacy. How about, I don’t believe you and fuck no. If you were still close friends, you’d still be married. Though you might feel less friendly toward a wife who’s banging her TV show director on the side. Hey, close friend, why’d you fuck that other dude who’s not me? So uncool. Let’s get divorced but still be buddies, K?. You made it almost a single hand of years before you started needing outside peen, Katharine McPhee. That’s a near record in Hollywood. Quit your moping and show us your tits as close friends do.

Photo Credit: GQ

this is gonna be a good movie

By brendon March 17, 2009 @ 7:45 AM

Kat McTits showed off a unique ability to never do anything right after she got done with “American Idol”.  She complained about her label, married some doofus twice her age (this dork) and generally just seemed annoying.  But she’s pretty and has a good voice and she did a good job in “House Bunny”.  More to the point, she has long hair and a big rack, so I'm willing to give her another chance.  Now she’s working on a movie called “You May Kiss the Bride” in Oahu.  So good for her, although I’ll never go see that because I don’t like romantic movies set in an unthinkable paradise.  It sets the bar too high, like those pricks who get on Oprah as the Worlds Most Romantic Boyfriend because they wrote their fiancé a letter from Iraq every single day.  I wanna punch that dude.  I’m sick of shit I can’t live up too.  Vibrators.  That’s another one.  The thing vibrates on her clit and spins inside of her at the same time.  I can’t compete with that unless I have a seizure or bite down on a frayed wire.  Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

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KATHARINE MCBOOBS IS ENGAGED

By brendon September 28, 2007 @ 12:41 PM

OK magazine says today that Katharine McPhee is now engaged to her boyfriend, this handsome devil.  And if you're thinking, "where is the handsome devil?  Behind her dad?  I want to see the handsome devil!"  No, no that's him.  For the record, she is 23, he is 42.  OK says:

Her longtime boyfriend, Nick Cokas, proposed to McPhee recently, but friends insist it wasn’t a big surprise. An insider tells American magazine OK!, “They’ve been talking about it (marriage) for some time.”

I know this page is normally pretty cerebral stuff, but I would absolutely write my initials on Katharine McPhee, so this dude deserves a Blue Ribbon from whoever it is that hands out Blue Ribbons in the category of Nailing Hot Young Ass.  My raw sex appeal is hundreds of something's too high to be measured, but you have to admire some fat nobody who can get into the toaster of a rich superstar who is half his age.  This story is inspiring, like Braveheart and Ron Jeremy, rolled into one.