Katherine Heigl and her freakishly big head go shopping constantly, and apparently that’s left her completely out of stupid ways to piss away money. Oh but hey guess what…
…she also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Katherine, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets. “Katherine’s dogs are her children — at least for now,” her pal explains.
If Hermes made some kind of product that filled your mouth with bees, I bet people in Hollywood would buy at least one. At least one. Each.
Everyone pretty much knows who Katherine Heigl is, for better or worse, and it's impossible to believe that someone working in Hollywood doesn’t know who she is, but that didn’t stop Kate Hudson from acting all catty when asked about her. Us.com says:
"Who is she?" Hudson, whose movie Fool’s Gold opened at No. 1 its first weekend, said in UK Elle. “Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”
Ha. Katherine Heigl sucks. Here's that big-headed bug-eyed bitch walking around LA yesterday dressed like an Indian, probably because she wants to trick you into thinking she has some cool tips for growing peyote or brushing a ponies hair. But she doesn't. Liar.
Did you know about this? Because if you knew that Kate Walsh had huge boobs and didn't tell me, that's not what I consider cool. I thought you were cool. Here she is at the Victorias Secret Super Bowl party, because, you know, why wouldn't a panty company have a football party? Also a mystery is why Katherine Heigl went. She didn’t do herself any favors by mingling with models. This chick gets uglier by the minute. I've never seen anything quite like it. And I don't mean "ugly" in some fruity "on the inside" kind of way, I mean her forehead is enormous and her eyes are two feet apart, like Admiral Ackbar if only he wore a pretty red dress.
Also in attendance, unkillable zombie Joe McIntyre and poser fuckup Mario Lopez.
Katherine Heigl is on the cover of this months Vanity Fair. How do I know? Don't be frightened my friends, I'm not a powerful psychic using my talents for evil, I just used my keen powers of observation. It's easy to miss, but if you look at these pictures carefully, you'll notice Katherine walking around with a copy of Vanity Fair at a ninety degree angle, just beneath eye level. She went on like that for about a quarter mile. I'm surprised shes not wearing an evening gown and waving a bejeweled scepter.
(picture source = pacific coast news)
In the Golden Globes press room Monday night as the cast and crew of "Greys Anatomy" gathered to discuss winning the award for best something or other, series creator Shonda Rhimes was asked about the October on-set incident during which actor Isaiah Washington referred to cast mate T.R. Knight as a "faggot". While not in the closet at the time, Knights sexuality was certainly never a topic of discussion in the media until then. Knight says this incident basically forced him out of the closet, but in this video taken Monday night, Washington steps in front of the microphone and says, "No I did not call T.R. a faggot. Never happened."
Which is news to the "faggot". T.R. is on today’s (Wednesdays) episode of "the Ellen DeGeneres Show" and says that Washington is lying. A transcript from today's show:
Ellen: How long ago did this happen?
T.R.: Early October
Ellen: So Patrick Dempsey and Isaiah Washington are on the set. A scene is about to start and they start getting in a fight and words..
T.R: Not because I was late.
Ellen: And Isaiah Washington says what to Patrick Dempsey?
T.R: He referred to me as a faggot.
Ellen: As a faggot?
T.R: Yes
Ellen: So you're around the corner and hear this?
T.R: It's an awesome word isn't it? (joking)
Ellen: It is. It really is unbelievable. It's bad enough in school yards that happens but, grown men
T.R.: Everyone heard it.
Movies and TV have taught me that most black people are either judges or police captains, and that the only people who use the word "faggot" are rich white guys who play squash and work on Wall Street, so this is all pretty surprising. Seems to me that someone (ahem, I'm looking at you Isaiah) needs a poster of a black kid holding a dove or maybe my figurine of Jesus playing soccer with a Latino and an African child. Because it's true, Jesus and a soccer ball can achieve almost anything.
These pictures of the one year anniversary of the club Tao in the Venetian hotel in Vegas are boring but they're going up anyway because Paris Hilton is so alarming ugly it's haunting. With her dead lifeless eyes and pointy witch nose. I'd rather fuck a beehive. Katherine Heigl should look better but doesn’t. Her smile makes her look like the queen from "Aliens", and even that probably sounds sexier than it is. And she's never had any idea how to get dressed. Not like me. With me it's always a show. I scrunch up my top hat and pop it out before I do a big number with my cane. I have no one idea who the skinny black dude is, but he dresses like he's in Gryffindor. I guess that's what the cool black guys are doing these days. (Nick Cannon, maybe?)
