Katherine Heigl has all but knocked on their door and kicked her producers in the balls, so it should come as no surprise that Us Weekly is reporting that her character may be killed off of "Grey’s Anatomy", and that it could happen very quickly.  Us says…

The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”
In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.
“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

Now god damn that's cool.  It's about time someone stood up to these … oh wait.  When they said she didn’t know if she would live or die they meant on the show, huh?  Well, it’s a start.

Katherine Heigl is in Mexico this week, and these would have been more topical had I put them up yesterday when they came out, but the Hot Buns Championships are Friday and my bullwhip and Indiana Jones hat still need more rhinestones.  Look, at this level, everyone there is gonna have hot buns, that’s a given, at this level it's all about showmanship. 



New York Magazine has an open letter today telling Katherine Heigl to shut up because last week Heigl said she was withdrawing her name from this years potential Emmy candidates.  Her reason?  "I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination."  NY Mag says…

Okay, Heigl, we agree that Izzie’s story lines have become increasingly marginal and unbelievable. Lately, everyone on the show seems to think that Izzie’s completely irritating. So do we! We actually groan aloud when your perky face appears onscreen! There’s a theory we have about this, Katherine, so listen closely. Have you ever thought that maybe the writers are incorporating your own personality into that of your character? Because we read a lot of women’s magazine and gossip sites, and we think we kind of know you at this point. And guess what? You’re totally annoying and self-righteous, just like Izzie … And then (and then!) you called your own hit movie, Knocked Up, “a little sexist.” You have a right to your opinion, and we might even agree with you. But you were Apatow’s first choice for that movie, you did it, you made lots of money, and it made you a certified movie star. What possessed you to bash it? Do you think you’re above the work that you do? It was a comedy, and you profited tremendously. You’re no Streep, honey, and even she does Abba with a smile … now we’re going to throw you a bone: We think you’re a talented comedic actress. That’s right, your timing is much better than most, and you have a goofy onscreen persona that combines nicely with your California-girl looks.

OK that was boring and at times factually inaccurate (Heigl was not the first choice for "Knocked Up".  Apatow said on the Kevin and Bean radio show in LA that Lohan read for it first) but it’s going up because I got curious to see if Heigl thanked the "Greys" writers last year when she won her Emmy.  I would assume that if this year her writers did not give her the material to win an Emmy, that must mean last year her writers did give her the material to win an Emmy.  The video of her acceptance speech is after the jump.  I don’t want to tell you if she thank's them or not because it will ruin the big surprise.  (Hint: she's a bitch)

Two days ago, "Greys Anatomy" star Katherine Heigl announced to the world that she would not defend her Emmy Award for Best Supporting Actress, because, in her words, "I do not feel I was given the material this season to warrant a nomination."  This may surprise no one but Katherine Heigl, but it turns out people don’t like it when you say they suck.  EW says…

…a key show insider contacted EW.com to express regret that the actress publicly complained about the drama. “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material?" the insider said. "It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”
This isn't the first time Heigl has publicly criticized the show that helped to make her a household name. Last year, the actress dropped out of salary renegotiations, reportedly because she felt the studio doesn't value her as much as it does her cohorts. ABC TV Studio fired back, insisting the Grey’s actress had been offered a substantial raise. Heigl has since received a salary bump.

The assumption all over town is that Heigl is doing this because she wants to get fired from "Greys".  Since "Knocked Up", she is said to feel TV is beneath her and she wants to work in movies full time.  Apparently no one has pointed out the flaws in her plan of being an impossible pain in the ass in order to get fired from one job so she can get another job in the very same industry.   It would be like if you were a pilot for Delta, and you crashed a couple of planes so you could get hired by United.  “I’ve proven I suck, now let the bidding war begin!”  I hope Katherine has a big room where she can pile up all her new money!


Katherine Heigl won the Emmy last year for Best Supporting Actress, but apparently she isn’t good enough to act like anything but a complete bitch in real life.  When asked why she wasn’t entered into his years pool of Emmy contenders, Heigl told the LA Times…

“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”

So Katherine was as medal-winning great as always, it was the writers who sucked.  Their incompetence held her back, and so Katherine stamped her giant feet and threw a little hissy fit.  I'm gonna suggest this will do anything but help.  Don’t be surprised next year if her character becomes incontinent, and every one of her storylines will be about her filling her diaper at inopportune times.  Like on a date in a fancy restaurant or in an elevator.  Either that or she loses her voice and gets fired and has to return to stripping, and every single show will be her on stage 98 percent naked, with her big giant boobs rocking back and forth, and she's nothing but an object, and she never gets a single line of dialog.   Act your way out of this bitch.

It looks like Katherine Heigl has prosthetic legs, although I'm almost positive she doesn’t, and that’s maybe not the most flattering thing in the world.  They’re just shapeless stumps.  The good news is it distracts from her big sexy stomach.  No wonder she’s parading around in a half shirt.  You'd show it off too if you had a hot body like her.  I wonder what her secret is to getting oh wait never mind.  Now I remember.

(picture source = inf daily)