Katherine Jenkins is back, still awesome

By brendon February 08, 2013 @ 12:12 PM

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Katherine Jenkins has been on here before, but if you don’t know she’s a British opera singer. Who looks like this in a bikini. This is her yesterday at a hotel pool in Miami.

Just imagine how pretty she must sound during sex when she cums. It would almost be too much, like some hallucinatory trick to crash me and the other pirates into rocks to sink our ship and steal our gold.

(image source = bauer griffin, fame/flynet)

thursday afternoon headlines

By brendon March 04, 2010 @ 7:08 PM

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NICOLE KIDMAN - has been replaced in a movie by … Selena Gomez. For the record, Kidman is 42, Gomez is 17. I bet Keith Urban wishes he could do this. (variety)

LOST - has run out of time, according to the writers and producers, and there is simply no way to wrap up all loose ends and answer all the questions by the end of the series in May. When asked for a comment, one group of hardcore fans yelled unintelligible profanity for almost an hour. (washington post)

JESSICA BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - are still very much together apparently, because today they’re skiing in Switzerland. And after zzzzzzz snooorrrre zzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzz, snoooorre, zzzzzzz. (just jared)

KATHERINE JENKINS - is a 29-year-old UK opera star who yesterday began a tour with concerts more like Britney or Madonna. Some people only like her because she has a beautiful singing voice, but those people are superficial jerks. She was born with that. What about the real Katherine. What about going a little deeper. Like her big jugs, for example. And her money. And let’s not forget her big jugs. (daily mail)