American Idol alum Katherine McTits is on the cover of Shape this month, and you can see a full size version of the picture here. You’re better off doing that than borrowing my copy, which at this point is covered in saliva and teeth marks.
11.10.2009 katherine mcphee: better or worse?
Winning an award at the Glamour Magazine Women of The Year Honors is pretty much the most important thing in the world, and once you do your life will never be the same. For example, if your coffee table is wobbling, you can shove it under one of the legs. Ta-da!
Last night in New York, Katherine McPhee was seemingly invited to the 2009 edition, and it’s hard to figure out if her blond hair is better than her old dark hair. It’s also hard to figure out how someone with such promise two years ago fell off the face of the earth. It might be because her album was awful, and you normally only hear music that bad when an automatonic bear is singing to you about pizza. It might be that.
02.04.2008 katherine mcphee got married
Unbelievably, Katherine McTits actually married her longtime boyfriend Nick Cokas (this dork) late Saturday afternoon in Beverly Hills, and I say "unbelievably" because he's almost twice her age. She is 23, he is 42.
"(Nick) is the love of my life," McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. "This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect."
McPhee wore a strapless ivory Manuel Mota gown and Neil Lane jewels (diamond and platinum chandelier earrings and diamond and platinum bracelets), while Cokas wore an Armani tuxedo. Fellow season five Idol contestants Kellie Pickler and Mandisa were among the 305 guests on hand for the nuptials.
McPhee and Cokas met in 2005 when they performed in a Los Angeles theater production of "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir". Their union began as a friendship and blossomed when McPhee auditioned for American Idol later that year.
These pictures (courtesy of bauer-griffin) are her leaving for her honeymoon yesterday, a process that apparently includes seducing airport security. She looks pretty cute here. She has kind of a big ass, but still, it's like that old saying: "I wouldn't mind placing my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean". On a side note, "The Ghost and Mrs Muir" is a really good movie. Rex Harrison is fucking cool and Gene Tierney had enormous tits. It's a good date movie because it's real sweet. And the girl will be all like, "awww". And then she'll wanna do it.
(and if you're wondering, no, you can't see anything on her drivers license in the UHQ version of picture 4)
08.08.2007 katherine mcphees dress is cool
Katherine McBoobs was on the set of her new (first?) movie yesterday - the same one with Anna Farris lookin like this - when her ugly ass dress earned a high five by making a break for it and showing off her surprisingly hot ass. I won't get all technical, but I paid my way through pediatrician school by winning Hot Buns competitions all over the continental US and Europe, so I know a hot ass when I see one. My secret was having way nicer buns than those other guys. One guy even cried. Another guy killed himself, but the coroner couldn't say for sure if my buns were to blame. We may never know for sure.
