By Travis April 18, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
It seems that a back injury may be responsible for the end of Katherine Webb’s 15 minutes of fame, that is until Donald Trump either makes it so she wins Miss USA or finds a spot for her on Celebrity Apprentice. But the Miss Alabama USA who got Brent Musberger’s hog roaring during the BCS Championship game told the audience on this week’s episode of Splash that she “went to the doctor and, unfortunately, he told me I’m out of the competition.”
Kudos to the producers of ABC’s celebrity diving series, though, because they were smart enough to replace Webb with someone who has even bigger tits. Unfortunately, that was Louie Anderson, and he was kicked off the show again, because it wasn’t even cute the first time.
(Photo Credits: WENN.com)
By Travis March 07, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
The fact that there are not one but TWO celebrity diving shows on American television says pretty much everything you need to know about why people are so stupid lately. First, FOX aired Stars in Danger: The High Dive back in January, and it featured losers like JWOWW and Terrell Owens belly-flopping into swimming pools. And soon ABC will unveil its own series, Splash, which began filming last month.
ABC doubled down with the female sex appeal, as Splash will feature Miss Alabama USA and Brent Musberger wet dream Katherine Webb (above) and Playboy Playmate and girl who used to have sex with a really old man, Kendra Wilkinson. But those two can’t hold a candle to the best set of tits on the entire show…
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By brendon February 19, 2013 @ 3:11 PM
Katherine Webb, the girl made famous because she was the 2012 Miss Alabama and dates the Crimson Tide quarterback, was in LA yesterday to film scenes for ‘Celebrity Diving’, even though there’s no fucking way that’s really a TV show.
After that I assume she had a photo shoot for ‘Boring 7′ magazine because I just don’t get this girls appeal at all. There’s nothing wrong with her, but there’s nothing right with her either. She’s just a person. You could go to the mall and pass Katherine Webb 10 times and never know it. Her only hope of a career in Hollywood is if someone like Britney hires her so Britney can look over and feel pretty about herself.
By brendon January 09, 2013 @ 2:11 PM
The BCS Championship game on Monday was the coming out party for Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron and his new girlfriend, Miss Alabama Katherine Webb, both in the sense that it was their first major public appearance together, and because she looks like a man. HOW BRAVE OF THEM! Because with her hard masculine features and bolted on B cups, Katherine isn’t fooling anyone except vision impaired ESPN announcer Brett Musburger, who carried on and on and on about her during the game.
And though ESPN has now issued an apology, Webb was on the Today show this morning to say it wasn’t necessary.
“I think the media has been really unfair to [Musburger]. I think if he had said something along the line if we were hot or sexy, I think that would be a little bit different,” Webb told Matt Lauer.
“The fact that he said we were beautiful and gorgeous, I don’t think any woman wouldn’t be flattered by that. I appreciate it, but at the same time I don’t think I needed an apology.”
Quite the little lady, she is. She even managed to go the whole 5 minutes without spitting, scratching her crotch, or saying “there sure are a lot of niggers in New York”, all of which are new records for a female Crimson Tide fan.