Some Girls Are Pissed At Each Other Over Football

By Travis March 06, 2013 @ 10:00 AM







A 28-year old girl named Lauren Silberman paid $275 to kick footballs in front of some NFL scouts this weekend, because she thought that her background in college soccer qualified her to be a professional place kicker for an actual NFL team. She attempted two kicks and failed miserably, with her first kick going 19 whole yards and the second a whopping 13 yards. And like any humiliated, failed athlete, she blamed it on an injury.

Now LSU soccer player and homecoming queen Mo Isom is pissed off because she’s been busting her ass to get the kicker job for the LSU Tigers football team, and she thinks that Lauren’s awful tryout fucked it up for every girl. And she’s absolutely right.

“I trained for YEARS to kick a 53-yard field goal. To assume just because you’re a soccer player means that you can kick a football is VERY off base.”

Mo realizes … skeptics now feel vindicated, claiming Lauren has proved the NFL should be men only. And she knows … a woman now needs to kick ass to turn things around. (TMZ)

Meanwhile, there are several THOUSAND former NFL players suing the league that made them all rich for many years, because most of them have suffered enough brain damage to be declared mentally retarded. So just close your eyes and picture the feminist outrage the first time some juiced up asshole knocks Isom or some other girl on her ass.

Because you know there will be guys drooling over the chance to crush a girl player. Except Manti Te’o, obviously, because he thinks girls are icky.

(Obviously, Kathy Ireland is included because she’s the only female kicker who should ever be talked about.)

Kathy Ireland is depressing

By brendon June 07, 2011 @ 11:06 AM

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This picture of Kathy Ireland from Sports Illustrated was my most cherished childhood possession. It was on my wall for years. If there had been a fire, I would have saved it before my parents. But now she’s 48 and has 3 kids, and yesterday she was in Hawaii to remind us that time is slowly but certainly turning us all into monsters.

Jesus Christ, these pictures might as well end with a shark attack they’re so depressing.

(image source = bauer griffin)