Katie Cassidy in A Bikini Some More

By Lex December 24, 2015 @ 9:49 AM

Katie Cassidy More Tiny Bikini Peeks In Miami
There’s something about a chick in a bikini with 80′s reflective Playmate sunglasses that just screams pre-AIDS American sexual mores. Some men love chicks with tiny tops. Some guys also love knocking three times on the last stall to the left in the freeway rest stop men’s room and asking if Tony’s home. They’re not the same, just similar. More bikini photos please. I’m still judging.

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Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

By Lex December 22, 2015 @ 11:23 AM

Katie Cassidy Black Bikini Swim In Miami
People like to mock Hollywood chicks who get implants and simultaneously deride the few who don’t. I just want to get laid. The time to consider whether or not the super flat chest on your girlfriend makes you feel like the protagonist in a Todd Haynes movie is after sex. I know The Rock has bigger tits. Do you mention that because it’s funny or because you want to fuck him?

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Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

By Lex April 20, 2015 @ 12:35 PM

Katie Cassidy Wears A Neon Bikini While In Miami
David Cassidy might be a train wreck, but he had the sense to knock a baby into a 1970′s model and produce Katie. I can’t believe I’ve never once clicked onto the CW network. Even if just during one of my many PTSD disassociations. I once tried to eat a turtle. It’s an issue of marketing. I’m not changing remote favorites for a show called Arrow. Change the name to Kate Cassidy Hot Titty Faptavaganza and I’d swap out one of my NFL channels. I hate telling people how to do their business, but don’t bury the lede.

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Fetish Art Giant Bella Thorne And Katie Cassidy

By Lex February 24, 2015 @ 11:44 AM

bella_thorne_and_katie_cassidy_Giant Bikini Girls

I don’t know why this amuses me so. This dude Photoshops images of young Hollywood chicks as godzillas coming ashore to terrorize the puny humans. I don’t know if this is a commentary on the over-emphasized power of celebrity or just a chance to imagine a four story tall vagina where Ellen summers. It’s a disturbing, yet awesome reminder that women like Patricia Arquette top out at $400,000 a week on television. Somebody fire up the Change.org petition. This world needs fixing.

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Katie Cassidy in a Green Bikini

By Lex December 22, 2014 @ 12:01 PM

Katie Cassidy Wears A Green Bikini By The Beach And In The Pool While In Miami
I prefer the girls whose day jobs don’t involved walking around the beach in a bikini waiting for nuclear arms dealers with eye patches to ask them to be their evil Bond movie villainess. They don’t look completely carefree about having their privates a simple loosened clasp away from exposure to men and Carmen Miranda tributing Cuban trannies that freely roam Miami Beach. They adjust their bikinis constantly because they remember what their moms told them about what good girls do and it didn’t include labia shows on the top of every hour. Selfie that shit or it never really happened.

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Somebody Get Katie Cassidy a Thong

By Lex May 05, 2014 @ 4:41 PM

Katie Cassidy In A Mismatched Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Fuck it, Kate Cassidy, if you’re not going to try I’m not going to try. I’m taking back my 70′s porn star belly chain and either your bikini top or bottom, whichever ones don’t match, and I’m going home. You’ll be left exposed, un-jeweled around your torso, and everybody will mistake you for the cheese on a stick girl from the mall that give head on first dates. Get yourself one of them thong bikinis or we’re done here.

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