Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

By Lex April 20, 2015 @ 12:35 PM

Katie Cassidy Wears A Neon Bikini While In Miami
David Cassidy might be a train wreck, but he had the sense to knock a baby into a 1970′s model and produce Katie. I can’t believe I’ve never once clicked onto the CW network. Even if just during one of my many PTSD disassociations. I once tried to eat a turtle. It’s an issue of marketing. I’m not changing remote favorites for a show called Arrow. Change the name to Kate Cassidy Hot Titty Faptavaganza and I’d swap out one of my NFL channels. I hate telling people how to do their business, but don’t bury the lede.

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Fetish Art Giant Bella Thorne And Katie Cassidy

By Lex February 24, 2015 @ 11:44 AM

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I don’t know why this amuses me so. This dude Photoshops images of young Hollywood chicks as godzillas coming ashore to terrorize the puny humans. I don’t know if this is a commentary on the over-emphasized power of celebrity or just a chance to imagine a four story tall vagina where Ellen summers. It’s a disturbing, yet awesome reminder that women like Patricia Arquette top out at $400,000 a week on television. Somebody fire up the Change.org petition. This world needs fixing.

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Katie Cassidy in a Green Bikini

By Lex December 22, 2014 @ 12:01 PM

Katie Cassidy Wears A Green Bikini By The Beach And In The Pool While In Miami
I prefer the girls whose day jobs don’t involved walking around the beach in a bikini waiting for nuclear arms dealers with eye patches to ask them to be their evil Bond movie villainess. They don’t look completely carefree about having their privates a simple loosened clasp away from exposure to men and Carmen Miranda tributing Cuban trannies that freely roam Miami Beach. They adjust their bikinis constantly because they remember what their moms told them about what good girls do and it didn’t include labia shows on the top of every hour. Selfie that shit or it never really happened.

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Somebody Get Katie Cassidy a Thong

By Lex May 05, 2014 @ 4:41 PM

Katie Cassidy In A Mismatched Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Fuck it, Kate Cassidy, if you’re not going to try I’m not going to try. I’m taking back my 70′s porn star belly chain and either your bikini top or bottom, whichever ones don’t match, and I’m going home. You’ll be left exposed, un-jeweled around your torso, and everybody will mistake you for the cheese on a stick girl from the mall that give head on first dates. Get yourself one of them thong bikinis or we’re done here.

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Katie Cassidy Is a Fashion Disaster

By Lex April 30, 2014 @ 5:49 PM

Katie Cassidy In A Mismatched Bikini At Miami Beach
Fuck, Keith Partridge’s daughter is back. She got rid of all the bling, but that mismatched bikini, wow, it wouldn’t be a stretch for the Style Police to arrest her for that faux pas. Smackdown. Casting shade. Fuck, she confuses me. As this world continues to close down titty magazines and open up ten more fashion and style rags in their stead, I feel like I’m losing ground. That escalator to the moon can’t come soon enough.

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Katie Cassidy Looks Complicated

By Lex April 29, 2014 @ 4:06 PM

Katie Cassidy In An Orange Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I’ve been staring at these photos of Keith Partridge’s daughter trying to figure out if they’re sexy or not. You can froget the letters about how she’s out of my league. That’s hardly a standard. David Cassidy himself during a DUI arrest mug shot is out of my league. But Katie. I don’t know. I think it’s all the accessories that are throwing me off. Does she need eight rings and five bracelets and four necklaces for a dip in the ocean? Does me even noticing that make me gay? And what about that restrictive bra top. Does Katie Cassidy hate her own boobs? I don’t hate boobs, or I didn’t think so until I started noticing her jewelry and realized I was probably closer to Kevin Spacey than Kevin Sorbo. I need to stop looking now.

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