I’d forgotten how boring holiday weeks can be. When pictures of Katie Price, seen here posing on the set of the UKs ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’, are considered a welcome relief, you know the day has been boring as hell. If this keeps up, by Wednesday I’ll use a post to see if I can name all 50 states. The last time I tried I got hung up at 48. Although some would say 46, depending on if you count Canada and Baton Rouge as states.
(source = inf daily)
I thought we were finally done with Halloween pictures, but then these showed up, and you don’t discover Katie Price Halloween pictures and not post them. That’s not my rule, it’s in the Bible.
Some people criticize her because her breasts aren’t real. She has implants. But I’m not from outer space here on Earth to study human biology. I don’t care why they’re big, just as long as they are. Also, they’re real on the outside, and that’s the only part I’m involved with.
(source = mavrix online)
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN - Over 2000 people, people with no connection to each other, from different parts of the world, all claim to have seen this man in their dreams. I would have posted this sooner, but I was hiding under my desk in a puddle of urine and jabbing espresso into my heart. (thisman.org)
LINDSAY LOHAN - has to appear in court tomorrow because she’s apparently failing the alcohol education course she is ordered to attend as part of her probation. I could barely catch my breath when I heard the news, on account of being so surprised. (tmz)
LEONA LEWIS - was punched in the face yesterday, and today the 29yo man who did it has been charged with assault and placed in a mental-health ward. Hopefully one with pretty dresses, because Leona walked away from the incident. He couldn’t even punch out an unsuspecting woman. I would jam a bottle in my ass and break it off right now if I were him, because he’s gonna get annihilated once he gets to prison. (people)
JOHN AND KATE PLUS 8 - will go off the air in November because Jon Gosselin threw a hissy fit last month after TLC decided to film the show without him. This guy is a PR genius. He get’s more likable every day. (radar)
KATIE PRICE - If there’s something better than big tits, I am not aware of it. (hq jump. source = fame and inf daily)
SEAN PENN - is in drug rehab. Maybe. Last week Page Six ran a blind item asking, “Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse?” Then this morning Variety said, “Sean Penn’s busy shooting schedule has suddenly gone dark. In an announcement that has caught two studios by surprise, Penn has pulled out of two films.” Let’s all hope he gets the help he needs so he can handle his tragic burden of luxury and success. (source = speilster)
BILLY JOEL - is getting divorced from his third wife, Katie Lee Joel. He is 60, she is 27, and they we’re married for just under 5 years. They had no children, which is the only thing keeping her from the Gold Digging World Championship. (source = people)
KATIE PRICE - took some more pictures today in Ibiza for her 2010 calendar. It will be called, “Katie Price’s 2010 Calender, starring Katie Price And A Bunch Of Random Fucking People Just Sort Of Milling Around Behind Her.” (13 more pics = here. hq jump = here. image source = wenn)
LINDSAY LOHAN - has been dumped by Samantha Ronson for a second time after a huge fight over Sams friends. She is also still very much a suspect in the disappearance of $400,000 in jewelry. And it’s only Wednesday. (source = e! online and cnn)
VICTORIA BECKHAM - had her implants removed according to the Daily Mail, taking her from a D to her natural B, and my heart from a :D to a :(
KATIE PRICE - is on vacation in Ibiza. It’s good to see her finally take some time off. That poor woman is gonna have a heart attack at 30 if she keeps working so hard. (hq = here. source = splash news online)
