By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 2:23 PM
Before marrying Katy Perry, Russell Brand was known to cheat on his girlfriends and sleep around, but Katy says that won’t happen anymore, because she’s so much better than all those other girls. Katy says…
“He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future.
“He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100%.”
“Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed’.
“I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a 10 out of 10.”
Oh god this marriage is so doomed. Girls who think their freaks in bed usually aren’t. Girls who say nothing usually are.
Girl version of hot sex = strawberries in bed.
Guy version of hot sex = a stripper named Strawberry with her tongue in his girlfriends ass.
By brendon October 19, 2010 @ 5:54 PM
Katy Perry and Russell Brand will reportedly get married this weekend in a lavish ceremony in India, but this morning Brand was out in London with a new gold band on his ring finger, causing outlets like the Sun to put on their detective caps and try to figure out why.
I truly, TRULY, do not care one way or the other, and maybe this is just my thinly veiled racism coming out, but I don’t think the US would recognize a wedding in India. I think they have to have a civil ceremony with a judge, in England and the US, to make everything legal. Maybe they already did that. So, yeah, they’re already married. There you go. It’s baseless conjecture like this that has made me such an internet sensation.
(picture source = pacific coast news)
By brendon October 06, 2010 @ 1:21 PM
When you’re a big star with huge tits like Katy Perry is, you can’t go anywhere without being recognized. Not even Warsaw, Poland, where Katy is today.
So last night when she was cornered by a group of photographers, she put on this fake mustache and, like the chameleon, blended into her surroundings. Little did the paparazzi know that their new buddy, that this mysterious stranger, was Katy Perry all along.
(image source = inf daily)
By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 7:36 PM
SUPERMAN – is being produced by Christopher Nolan and written by Nolan and David Goyer (they directed and wrote ‘Batman Begins’ and ‘the Dark Knight’), and today it was announced that it will be directed by Zack Snyder, who directed ‘300’ and ‘Watchmen’. Will it be in 3D? Maybe. Will it have tons of slow motion bullshit and homoerotic outfits? Yes. (LA Times)
50 CENT – might have been on a date last night in New Orleans with Chelsea Handler. I’ve got a good feeling about these two. Wedding bells can’t be far off, I bet. (tmz)
READER EMAIL - Dan wants to know: “Are you seriously so god damn dumb you can’t even use ‘to’ or ‘too’ correctly?” Well, if you see it wrong on the page, then apparently I am. Not sure I can make it much more clear than that.
KATY PERRY – was in Munich this weekend for Oktoberfest and to do some weird German TV show. Since she’s weird as hell too it was the most perfect fit since I hosted a show on the Handsome Man Channel.
By brendon September 27, 2010 @ 2:42 PM
Katy Perry was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, and she was in a sketch about who the hell knows (video under the cut). If their plan was to create the worlds most popular .gif, mission accomplished.
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By brendon September 20, 2010 @ 4:52 PM
Katy Perry and Rihanna were in Vegas this weekend for Katys bachelorette party, including some time in the pool at the Hard Rock. Though to be honest these pictures suck. No one has any of Katy walking to and from the pool. Just her sitting there, with her big jugs blocked by some dork. How can there not be any pictures of her walking? Did she tunnel her way to the pool? What about when she left? Is she still there? This is complete bullshit.