Katy Perry boarded a private jet to Australia today, and as you can see she was carrying a blanket and wearing pajamas. Is this bullshit supposed to be cute? And more importantly is that what she wears to bed with Russell Brand? If so I assume that means he’s turned on by retards or little kids, and good luck figuring out which one is worse.
Katy Perry is in Paris for their Fashion Week, and earlier today at the Jean-Charles Castelbajac show she wore this sexy ass blue wig. I wish more girls would do cool punk stuff like this with their hair. It’s like banging a girl in a sci-fi movie. It’s the blowjob of the future, today!
Katy Perry wore angel wings and made out with Russell Brand (perhaps to quiet the reports that they’re already in marriage counseling) on the Grammy red carpet last night, but the person I’d really like to see with angel wings is Cameron Diaz. And by that I mean I wish she were dead.
After that Katy brought out her grandmother, though not strapped to her back while teaching her about the Force like you might think. The bad news is her grandmother looks like she could die at any minute. The good news is that they can just flush her down the toilet when it happens.
Mexico is mostly famous for its lawless government and a bountiful supply of date rape drugs, it’s a forced-penetration powder-keg just waiting to explode, so it wasn’t the best idea in the world for Katy Perry to wear this awesomely slutty outfit while promoting her perfume “Purr” in Mexico City this weekend. Actually it wasn’t a good idea to go there in any outfit. Mexico sucks.
(image source = splash news online)
Russel Brand tweeted this picture yesterday of Katy Perry with no makeup, right after she woke up, and even though he quickly took it down, that’s not how the Internet works, so now it’s here forever. To be honest, if I married a girl who, without photoshop, looks like Keith Olberman, I probably would have kept that little secret to myself.
CARRIE FISHER – is the ultimate fantasy for millions of nerds, and apparently a few of those dorks got to make their dreams a reality. “I certainly have, along the way, slept with a nerd. But I don’t think I ever got anything out of it except the sex. Nerds will surprise you. They’re way more enthusiastic.” Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was considered sexy. What the hell was that all about? (the sun)
MICHAEL C. HALL AND JENNIFER CARPENTER – star on Dexter of course as brother and sister, but IRL have been married for the past 2 years. Now they’re getting divorced. That should be comfortable for next season. They should make her still sleep with him to ease the transition. Look honey, do you wanna be an actress or not? (ew)
KATY PERRY – wore this, I don’t know, toy soldier, I guess, outfit to play some radio stations concert in New York City. This chick is a fuckin weirdo.