WILL FERRELL – is the most overpaid star in Hollywood when looking at what he costs to hire compared to what his movies make at the box office. Ewan McGregor, Billy Bob Thornton, Eddie Murphy and Ice Cube round out the top 5. Which means I either misread something or Hollywood casts movies by randomly picking names out of a hat. (forbes)
NICOLE RICHIE – has checked into Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA for pneumonia. Did you know pneumonia is the leading cause of death for women? No not really. I just made that up. What is number 1? Does anyone know? And how can we make sure she gets that? (us weekly)
CARRIE PREJEAN – initially claimed she was 17 when she made 8 movies of herself masturbating for an ex boyfriend, but now it’s being reported she was 20 at the time. I can still pretend she was 17 though, right? I don’t think internet reports are legally binding. (radar)
KATY PERRY – went to the gym and then tried on some snowboard gear today in LA. Awesome, right? They should make a movie out of this. (wenn and pacific coast)
Katy Perry usually dresses like she’s declared war on being attractive, but last night she mixed things up and found a whole new way to disappoint men. Us magazine says…
She usually sports red-hot lipstick, heavy blush and eyeliner, pinup-style curls, and outlandish get-ups (Technicolor jumpers, lingerie, hot pants) only a pop star could get away with. But on Monday night, Katy Perry was just another girl out on the town.
In a sweater dress and extremely simple makeup, the 25-year old singer had dinner with girlfriends at West Hollywood’s Philippe restaurant; barely recognizable, (she) blended right in.
Is it really this hard for a pretty girl with a terrific body to wear attractive clothes and look good? I know she does this shit on purpose, just to be annoying. God almighty, it’s no wonder black people don’t like white people. I don’t either now that I think about it.
I had the video above showing Katy Perry almost flashing her tits during rehearsals of the MTV Europe Music awards together with the pictures in the post below, but now I’ve added some sceencaps from the video and so I’m splitting them into two posts. This way I’ve done essentially nothing and yet it looks as though I have. I’m a real busy bee.
Katy Perry hosted last nights MTV Europe Music awards, and during the show she wore this flesh colored top, which looks awesome in the thumbnails because you think she might be naked. She’s not of course and she might as well have taken my erection and slammed it in a car door because anything flesh colored scares me. Specifically tight clothes, because it looks like the skin they stretch over evil robots in movies about the future. My parents still have one of those old flesh colored phones with the chord and all that. It looks like they’re talking into a prosthetic foot.
The Michael Jackson movie ‘This is It’ is getting really good reviews (80 percent on rotten tomatoes) but the big star of the movies LA premiere yesterday was Katy Perry and her tits. The movie of course is both a biography of Jackson and footage of him preparing for his big comeback show in London. I know what you’re thinking: “wow, a biography AND rehearsal footage of singing and dancing?!?!” I know right! It’s like they made this movie just for me!
Katy Perry had her 25th birthday party this weekend, and the theme was some kind of paint thing, or more accurately, another excuse for Katy to show off her huge and perfect tits while pretending not to do so.
This chick is annoying. Her body is terrific. I want to see it, she wants to show it, so what the hell is the problem? It’s like she just needs a little push. That’s why I kidnapped her parents last night. Don’t make me kill them!