By brendon March 17, 2009 @ 4:00 PM
KATY PERRY – On Friday, because of this, I forgot for a few seconds why I think I would punch Katy Perry. Oh, wait. Yeah here we go: “I fart a lot. I'm hopping around. I'm a little gassy. I don't care. It's my stage.” You know what, I don’t care how big her tits are … um, okay I very much do care, but god damn is she annoying. (source = the sun USA)
GWYNETH PALTROW – Gwyneth is opening a gym in NYC, and it's pretty much exactly what you might expect from her. One person asked to join said, “It's ridiculous. Membership is like $4500 to join and then hundreds of dollars a month. Who can afford that right now?” Paltrow is so far removed from reality, when the woman said 4500 was too high, Paltrow probably thought she was retarded, and showed her pictures of an apple and a duck. “Can you say duck. Duuuck. Duck. The duck says quack.” (source – sydney morning herald)
ANNA FARIS – this chick is really really funny. And she looks like this. And in this months GQ, she talks about all the weed she smokes. If she got any more perfect it would turn out she can fly. (source = GQ)
By brendon March 13, 2009 @ 3:53 PM
We could go back and forth all day about who said what about Katy Perry yesterday, and still never figure out the truth, but what matters now is that she put her enormous tits in a pushup bra and a shirt that looks like it was pulled out of a sharks mouth, so now they look like this. I haven’t given her huge rack the credit it deserves in the past, but in my defense she keeps them wrapped up all the time, so it's almost like they didn’t exist. I can’t go around all day figuring out if fictional tits are big or not.
(image source = flynet)
By brendon March 12, 2009 @ 3:59 PM
Katy Perry started work on a new video today, even though I would have signed a sworn deposition that people stopped showing music video in 1997, and uh … yeah, here are some pictures. I don’t know how she does it, but Katy manages to take really big tits and a nice body and still be boring, even annoying. I’ve never seen anything like it. She’s an inspiration to boring chicks everywhere, the Michael Jordan of mediocrity. Those tits might as well be on a empty can of Coke.
(image source = flynet)
By brendon February 09, 2009 @ 12:26 AM
When you’re as ugly as Katy Perry is, subtlety is the enemy, and needs to be treated as such. So it was very wise of her to go to a Grammy party Saturday night with her giant titties practically falling out of her top. And this isn’t really relevant but she has really white teeth. This would be a good ad for toothpaste.
By brendon January 26, 2009 @ 1:54 AM
Katy Perrys annoying ass had some candid pictures leak out this weekend, and her rack looks fantastic but she still just annoys the hell out of me. She’s just a collection of gimmicks. And she’s goofy. She’s like those weirdo girls who make birthdays cards for their cats.
By brendon January 16, 2009 @ 10:59 AM
For some unknown reason this picture has been showing up all over for like a week now with people claiming it shows Katy Perry (uncensored version here), and now even reputable sites like Fleshbot are running open-ended posts about it. And It does sort of look like her, unless you were to look at it. If you do look at it, it becomes instantly clear this is not Katy Perry. You can tell because it looks absolutely nothing like her. They might as well claim it's Morgan Freeman. You see, pictures capture images, and those images depict what a person or subject looks like. It’s why cameras became so popular. Because they take accurate images and transfer them to film. If this really was Katy Perry trying to take a naked picture of herself in a bathroom, and cameras just spit out pictures of seemingly unrelated people, I have to imagine no one would buy them. Because why would you.
UPDATE – Sexy sounding Lauren emailed and says the girl in the picture is actually someone named
Xxxx Xxxxx. And this is her myspace here. if you "friend" her, be sure to mention that you've already seen her vagina, so this isn't about that.
DOUBLE UPDATE – Okay so the person who was named ealier says it's not her. Hooray, I Did It!