Here are some new promo pictures of Katy Perry modeling for Adidas and their Seduction running shoe. What a sexy name! I’ve never wanted to fuck a shoe so badly in my life. Well maybe once. Ok twice. Less than 10 times.
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Katy Perry understands what makes a good skirt
By brendon March 01, 2012 @ 5:30 PM
The paparazzi caught Katy Perry leaving her hotel in Paris today, and she ruined a perfectly good outfit by wearing that top over her see thru dress. What is she, a banker? Stop being so stuck up and let me see your tits, Katy. You’re gonna make the French think we’re uptight and uncool.
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eyes up here, Katy Perry
By brendon February 13, 2012 @ 1:36 PM
Katy Perry wasn’t very subtle when staring at Rihannas chest last night at the Grammy Awards, but luckily Rihanna is slutty so she didn’t mind. Then after this, did Rihanna lick Katys ear, and whisper to let go, to succumb to desire and taste the pleasures of the flesh? Probably, yes.
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Katy Perry is back
By brendon January 30, 2012 @ 1:03 PM
Katy Perry made her first public appearance since her divorce Friday night at the Mirage in Las Vegas for a charity event called GiveLove. I don’t know who that guy is that she’s with though. I looked but it didn’t say. His parents should be ashamed of themselves for raising such a failure for a son.
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Katy Perry is a Sims character now
By brendon January 17, 2012 @ 6:17 PM
Imagine if you could isolate everything bad about life with Katy Perry (incessant demands, god-awful music, dancing) and then combine that with never ever fucking her, or even staring at her tits. That would suck right?
Yeah that’s what I thought too. But she’s a new character in ‘The Sims 3: Showtime’ anyway.
I will predict however that at least Russell Brand will buy a copy, and then that “Katy Perry” will have a little “accident.”
Katy Perry is patriotic, has awful fans
By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 5:55 PM
Katy Perry has kept a low profile ever since her divorce from Russell Brand was announced two weeks ago, and she’s even managed to avoid the paparazzi somehow, but last night one of her fans saw her in Santa Barbara and she was nice enough to take a picture with him. Which he immediately sold. Which lets everyone know where she is and what she looks like now. Awesome. She should probably check her clothes for any listening devices and GPS tags too.
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