Katy Perry is grabby

By brendon October 17, 2012 @ 12:17 PM

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Most girls would just take a guys hand to steady themselves, but Katy Perry went right for John Mayers dick last night as she very cautiously stepped off a curb, as if she thought the street might be made of lava.

So maybe she’s a perv, or maybe Mayer just looked very handsome in his little outfit. With that greaser hair they should go to a carnival and sing “You’re The One That I Want” to each other.

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Katy Perry is still with John Mayer, embarrassed about it

By brendon October 16, 2012 @ 5:32 PM

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Katy Perry and John Mayer were in New York today (his 35th birthday) and, as always, she hid her face and hung her head in shame. He has got to be getting tired of this. If I were dating someone like her, that is to say a skinny millionaire with DD’s, I’d be like, “now you listen here woman, you’ve got just 6 months to knock that off.”

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so apparently these two aren’t broken up after all

By brendon October 15, 2012 @ 1:58 PM

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A little of Katy Perry goes a long way, so maybe that’s why no one can figure out if she and John Mayer are dating. They’ll go out a few times, then reportedly end it, then start right back up. This has been going on since July. They’re supposed to be broken up again now, and yet here they are in New York last night having dinner.

It’s almost like Mayer is just breaking up with her to avoid the week she’s on her period. If so that would make him a real jerk for thinking of that before I did.

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Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up

By brendon August 24, 2012 @ 2:09 PM

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The great love of our time, the romance between Katy Perry and John Mayer, has come to an end according to People. As in the magazine, not just a crowd.

The pair seemed like a good match, according to a source who saw them together this month.
“They almost acted like they’ve been a couple for a long time. It definitely didn’t seem like a new relationship.”

“Yeah it was great, they had sex once a month and she’d yell at ‘for flirting with that girl at the restaurant’ who was actually the waitress and he was ordering. It was such a good sign for the future, amazing that it fell apart.”

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Katy Perry lost her bikini, everyone saw her naked ass

By brendon August 13, 2012 @ 11:08 AM

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The crowd who gathered to watch Katy Perry on a slide at Raging Waters in San Dimas (where the high school football rules) was rewarded for their lack of anything better to do when the water whipped her bikini bottom down. The lifeguard quickly remembered that he was gay and tried to block her but it was too late, and everyone had already seen her big square ass. STOP PLAYING GOD, BUDDY!

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Katy Perry is having sex with John Mayer

By brendon August 08, 2012 @ 7:13 AM

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Though they haven’t gone out together again in public since last week, E! says that Katy Perry and John Mayer have been spending lots of time at his house in the Hollywood Hills. But wait, does that include overnight stays?

And yes, that includes overnight stays.
“She has been having sleepovers there,” says a source. “It is very private and they’ve been sneaking in and out. It has been going on for a while.”

Wait what? Why? Does he live with his parents? Or is dating John Mayer just that embarrassing? If I were her I’d wear a mask and gloves and paint his windows black too.