By brendon December 29, 2011 @ 11:44 AM
Us magazine says, “It was Christmastime fireworks for Katy Perry and Russell Brand this year — but not the good kind,” which leads one to assume Katy Perry and Russell Brand are fighting again, and that Us is under the impression that people shoot off fireworks at Christmas.
After planning to whisk her family via private jet to husband Brand’s London hometown for the holidays, Perry, changed course, opting to fly to Hawaii with friends.
“They had a massive fight. She was like, ‘F–k you. I’m going to do my own thing.’ Russell replied, ‘Fine, f–k you too.’”
Which explains why, come Dec. 25, (Perry) was seen in Kauai — sans wedding ring. Meanwhile, Brand, was in a pub in chilly Coverack, Cornwall.
“They haven’t split up just yet, but things are not good,” says the first source. “The fighting is getting worse.”
One of the main issues seems to be that Perrys parents are deeply conservative Christians, and Brand thinks that’s kind of silly. You would think they could at lead get along at Christmas, what with all the gifts and decorations and the fireworks roasting in an open fire.
By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 12:20 PM
Katy Perry was at the Grove yesterday doing a promotion for her perfume ‘Meow’(*), and the way her dress fit has people wondering (again) if she’s pregnant. If I knew I would tell you, but I’ve been avoiding her since she came over all freaked out about missing her period. As if this is my fault; I’m the one who told her to swallow!
(*) the name of her perfume is ‘meow’, i wasn’t doing that thing from ‘super troopers’. her other one is called ‘purr’. image source = wenn
By brendon November 21, 2011 @ 12:48 PM
For the second time in three years Taylor Swift won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards, but the real winner last night was all of us because Katy Perry had pink hair and wore this dress that showed off her big tits. Katy also brought those homemade cupcakes that were such a big hit at the after party, so you can go fuck yourself Taylor Swift.
(image source = getty and splash)
By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 3:20 PM
Much like she did two years ago, Katy Perry threw a big elaborate birthday party for herself on Friday, and now a few pictures have started to show up; “that’s raycess” Russell Brand, random hot cowgirl sluts, and group shot with a gay guys ass in chaps, thankfully included.
(image source = flynet and Mark Hunter. way more pics on his site here)
By brendon November 07, 2011 @ 5:31 PM
Probably not, no. But she looked like she might be in one picture from the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast last night, so yes, let’s say she is. If there’s one thing the internet is good at, it’s pictures of tits. But if there’s two things the internet is good at, it’s pictures of tits and baseless accusations.
(image source = wenn and getty)
By brendon September 22, 2011 @ 2:10 PM
Katy Perry arrived in Rio today, and she and a friend wore some Carmen Miranda masks as they made their way out of the airport. Because she’s a weirdo. I guess she thought it would be cute but it’s not. It’s freaking me the fuck out. If a girl ever walked into the bedroom wearing that I would throw the lamp at her and jump out the window. Bravery is for suckers!
(image source = pacific coast)