By brendon December 14, 2010 @ 10:43 AM
CARRIE FISHER – is the ultimate fantasy for millions of nerds, and apparently a few of those dorks got to make their dreams a reality. “I certainly have, along the way, slept with a nerd. But I don’t think I ever got anything out of it except the sex. Nerds will surprise you. They’re way more enthusiastic.” Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was considered sexy. What the hell was that all about? (the sun)
MICHAEL C. HALL AND JENNIFER CARPENTER – star on Dexter of course as brother and sister, but IRL have been married for the past 2 years. Now they’re getting divorced. That should be comfortable for next season. They should make her still sleep with him to ease the transition. Look honey, do you wanna be an actress or not? (ew)
KATY PERRY – wore this, I don’t know, toy soldier, I guess, outfit to play some radio stations concert in New York City. This chick is a fuckin weirdo.
By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 3:09 PM
Katy Perry played the KISS 108 Jingle Ball (it’s like “jingle bell” lol!) in Boston this weekend in a skin tight, candy cane lookin, body suit (someone has too much time on their hands), and either showed off her camel toe or stood in a shadow at the wrong instant. Either way her body is terrific. She’s annoying, and I doubt I could take it for much more than a week, but I would definitely wait until I was inside her to break up.
By brendon December 08, 2010 @ 11:00 AM
“Get ready to adjust your iTunes.” said the Huffington Post (“Not gonna be an issue,” replied every straight male on earth) because Katy Perry will now be known as Katy Brand following her marriage to alleged comedian Russell Brand in October.
When asked by Ellen DeGeneres (in an appearance that will air today) if she’ll take Brands last name, Perry said she already has.
She’s called Brand, she told Ellen, “sometimes when people try to get my attention. Like if I’m at an event or something like that and they want special attention. They go, “Mrs. Brand!” and I go shwoosh [looking back].”
Wow that was a really good story Katy. I’m glad you went on TV and told it. Someone said your name and you turned around? GTFO. They should make a movie out of this amazing tale. I bet it would win First Prize at the Adrenaline Awards, in the No Fucking Way! category.
By brendon December 02, 2010 @ 3:45 PM
When Katy Perry performed at last nights Grammy nominations concert (honestly, is there any major award less relevant than the Grammys?), at one point the strap on her tight gold dress slipped off her shoulder, almost exposing one of her kick ass boobs. But she caught it at the last second. So then I went outside, shook my fist at the heavens and fired some guns into the air hoping to kill God. “Wwhhyyyy!”, I screamed out. Did I over react? Maybe yes, maybe no, but she has DD’s, and I REALLY like looking at girls tits, so I was pretty upset.
By brendon November 12, 2010 @ 5:40 PM
Katy Perry was at Selfridges in London today for the launch of her new perfume in a kitty shaped bottle named Purr. Wait, hold on one second! My girlfriend can smell like an alley cat? Are we allowed to buy more than one!
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By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 2:57 PM
Thankfully this was only some sort of temporary madness, but Katy Perry tells Harpers Bazaar that she wanted a breast reduction when she was 13.
“I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.’”
Oh boy. It’s always a disaster when a girl tries to tell a story, isn’t it. It’s either 2 seconds long and pointless or 30 minutes long and you just know they’re fuckin it all up.