Right around the same time the US was playing England in the opening round of the World Cup, Katy Perry went to dinner in London wearing a dress made from rubber and split in half to show equal parts of each countries flags. Fuck that. Bitch you’re not British, you’re a bad ass fuckin American, now take that shit off. Look, we all like the Brits, they seem very cool, and I don’t care how big your tits are, that… dress… okay actually I do care how big your tits are… and now I can’t seem to remember what all my fussin was about. Double D’s. Wow. God that is so great. *sigh*
(source = flynet online and wenn)
The much-hyped video for ‘Alejandro’ from Lady Gaga came out yesterday, and it featured “shocking” images such as Gaga, “dressed in a latex nun’s habit, sucking on rosary beads and at the center of a gay orgy dressed in a crucifix-emblazoned robe with a cross over her crotch.”
It was bound to draw criticism from religious and conservative groups, but it surprised many when Katy Perry was among the first. This would make a lot of sense except for the fact that it doesn’t. Katy uses nothing but cheap theatrics to gain attention, so who is she to talk? Just stand there so I can stare at your tits and shut your mouth, little girl.
(note - those are also the instructions I give when selecting college interns to work at Tyler, btw. apply now for a summer you won’t forget!)
Katy Perry was the big winner at last nights MTV Awards, thanks to her cool punk hair, her huge tits, and a dress that showed her huge tits. More girls should do stuff like this. This look is awesome. It would be like fucking Wonder Woman or a magic fairy or something.
GARY COLEMAN - was legally single when his “wife” made the decision to have him taken off life support. They got divorced 2 years ago. It would seem she’s not taking the break-up very well. (radar)
DEMI MOORE - is writing a book about her life in Hollywood, and she may address the rumors that Bruce Willis cheated during their marriage. But I hope there’s plenty about Ashton too. You can just imagine what stirring conversations they must have. (enquirer)
KATY PERRY - looked a little fat on her way to the gym today. I wonder if she’s pregnant. Someone go punch her in the stomach. If she yells, “My baby!”, then we’ll know. If not, no harm done. (fame)
TWITTER ….. FACEBOOK ….. ITS TOO LATE FOR THEM, RUN!
Katy Perry went to Coachella this weekend, not to perform but to stand around with her huge tits on display. God bless her heart. But her skinny dirty friend was also intriguing. Look at the gap between this bitches legs! It’s like a foot and a half. I’ve never seen any thing like that in my life. She probably has to wear a sweater like that to block a beam of light from hitting the ground under her vagina every time she opens her mouth. If she ever yawned while standing on that dry grass it would start a god damn fire.
(source = splash news online)
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE - this one right here. It’s two Tyler readers in Australia in some Windows 7 contest. They told me to post their picture. I’m not sure how this helps but I agreed because I’ll do anything as long as the girl ordering me around does it with that super hot Aussie accent. And also because I thought their shirt said ‘Jugs For Windows’, and it was some kind of “put em on the glass” competition.
PAM ANDERSON - has to be reminded to wear a bra and panties on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. And also to the mall. And to her kids school. And when climbing a ladder and when wearing a white cotton dress in a rain storm. But specifically, in this story, on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. (us)
TIGER WOODS - made his return to golf yesterday at ‘the Masters’, and the TV ratings are up 50 percent from last year. Even more amazing is that he’s in a position to win. They should make him play with the other end of the club from now on. (the ap)
MICHELLE HUNZIKER - is having a nice vacation on Miami Beach. She’s been there all week, at least according to these pictures. And the tracking device I taped to her purse. (splash news)
