Kesha took to some corn rows in her new music video in an attempt to seem relevant, or maybe kitschy, or possibly, self-effacing. In any case, don’t look directly into her eyes if you ever want blood to flow to the tip of your penis again.
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On April 23, MTV will debut the new reality series, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, which is about a girl built from elk bones and vanilla pudding who grows up to convince people that she’s an edgy and in-your-face pop star. So because she’s desperate for attention and probably an HPV vaccine, Ke$ha told the magazine NOW that she’s been flirting with One Direction singer Harry Styles by text and they may have something going on.
Spoiler: They don’t.
“We’ve texted here and there. No sexting — not yet. Maybe he can be my cougar bait.”
Ke$ha’s 26, mind you, but in ghost-fucking years that could be 50, for all I know. She’s not the only girl being linked to Harry’s shoe-bruised crotch, though. The Mirror reported over the weekend that Harry has been sleeping with a London stripper, who, of course, denied that they’re hooking up.
Between Ke$ha and a London stripper, this might be the first time that someone would be better off going back to Lindsay Lohan.
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Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren’t swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They’ve got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo holds their big awards show and, meh, not much talent. J-Woww showed up and flashed her boobs in a perfunctory manner. Fergie came looking for her husband. And Ciara dispelled rumors that she was born with male genitalia by whipping out her dick in the men’s room and taking a leak into Ryan Seacrest’s gaping maw. An uneventful evening by all accounts.
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Despite the fact that she looks like a wet fart wrapped in a gym sock, Ke$ha is still inexplicably popular as a pop singer. Maybe it’s just that there’s a huge piss-drinking community that we’re all unaware of and she is firmly entrenched in that market like Justin Bieber is with morons. Either way, people still ask Ke$ha questions about her music like she’s some kind of an artist and she gives them horrible answers because she’s awful.
The latest question is about her song, “Gold Trans Am”, which should be about her car, but it’s actually about making men’s dicks fall off.
Ke$ha went on Ryan Seacrests radio show yesterday to talk about all the “spiritual” and “magical” influences on her new album, including the time she was drugged with ketamine and raped I mean had sex with a ghost.
“It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
Oh so it’s fine to have sex with a dead person if they’re a ghost, but when you dig them up at the graveyard, suddenly everyone starts freaking out.
(image source of kesha filming the video for ‘die young’ in la yesterday = pacific coast)
Ke$ha is famous for her outrageous style and outspoken attitude, but she really topped herself last night by wearing a stormtrooper mask after she arrived at JFK airport. I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this is probably the most shocking thing any celebrity has ever done. Congratulations, Ke$ha.
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