Ke$ha is famous for her outrageous style and outspoken attitude, but she really topped herself last night by wearing a stormtrooper mask after she arrived at JFK airport. I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this is probably the most shocking thing any celebrity has ever done. Congratulations, Ke$ha.
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Ke$ha was one of the big nominees at last nights painfully boring American Music Awards (ratings were down 22 percent from last year), and as E! pointed out this morning, even she looked bored and/or embarrassed by her dumb outfit. She just stood there like a lump on the red carpet, and then again at the Rolling Stone party.
Oh well pardon me your majesty. Look bitch this was your idea, don’t get all surly with us. Don’t think we won’t replace you with a hologram, because we will. It wouldn’t even have to be a good hologram. It could be an air brushed Garfield and still be a billion times more fuckable.
Some people wonder why Ke$ha wears so much glitter and paint and all these distractions. Those people clearly haven’t seen her yearbook photo from Brentwood High School (go Bruins!), about 20 minutes south of Nashville. Maybe it’s because the picture is a grainy black and white, but she looks like Nosferatu. I’m scared to even turn around right now. I feel like, because I opened this picture, she might be behind me.
(to be honest this is sort of surprising because she looked way better when her family hosted paris hilton and nicole richie on ‘the simple life’. video under the cut)
You know she is, brother!
She’s still down in Australia, and yesterday went swimming at Bondi Beach. Thankfully she didn’t wear a bikini again. I’d rather see the clouds part and angels announce the End of Days than her giant square ass in a thong.
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Ke$ha, who is 23, wore a bikini on Bondi Beach in Australia earlier today, and my eyes are aching… with pleasure! Whiskey and gummi bears must be filled with vitamins because she looks terrific. What a sexy young girl!
Or maybe having a cute girl on her knees helps make Ke$ha more attractive. Or maybe it really is possible to turn literally anyone into a pop star. Because she looked ok yesterday while filming the video for “We R Who We R”, even though I know beyond any doubt that she’s actually fug as hell with a terrible body and I wouldn’t fuck her even if I had several replacement dicks on a shelf somewhere and I could take my current one off, burn it and pretend like this never happened.
(source = pacific coast)
