A Bump Of Keith And Shit Around The Web

Walking corpse Keith Richards is getting up there in years and it is time for him to get his affairs in order. His last wish is to be cremated and then have his kids snort his ashes. Ew. I don't want crusty Keith in my sinuses. Read all about Keith's last wishes. (TMZ)... read more

Keith Richards: Children's Book Author

Keith Richards is adding children's book author to the long list of things he probably shouldn't do. The Rolling Stones guitarist and heroin enthusiast is set to pen a book based on his grandfather with the stupid title of Gus & Me: The Story of My Granddad and My... read more

Keith Richards daughter is sort of hot

Keith Richards' 25 year old daughter Alexandra was out by the pool in Miami this weekend, and it's not that she looked hot, but my expectations were really low and she exceeded them. It would still be a weird to date someone like this though. Someone with a real famous... read more


Yesterday the internet went all apeshit with reports quoting Rolling Stones guitarist (and Pirates of the Caribbean co-star/muse) Keith Richards as saying that he once snorted the ashes of his father during a drug binge.  Richards said: "The strangest thing I've tried to... read more