A Bump Of Keith And Shit Around The Web

Walking corpse Keith Richards is getting up there in years and it is time for him to get his affairs in order. His last wish is to be cremated and then have his kids snort his ashes. Ew. I don't want crusty Keith in my sinuses. Read all about Keith's last wishes. (TMZ) Alysha Nett is pierced, tattooed, and topless. (Egotastic All-Stars) Isabeli Fontana in a wet t-shirt for Maxim. (Drunken Stepfather) Please enjoy...read more

Keith Richards: Children's Book Author

Keith Richards is adding children's book author to the long list of things he probably shouldn't do. The Rolling Stones guitarist and heroin enthusiast is set to pen a book based on his grandfather with the stupid title of Gus & Me: The Story of My Granddad and My First Guitar. His semi-hot daughter Theodora will provide the illustrations, though not of herself naked so I don't see a purchase coming on. I find...read more

Keith Richards daughter is sort of hot

Keith Richards' 25 year old daughter Alexandra was out by the pool in Miami this weekend, and it's not that she looked hot, but my expectations were really low and she exceeded them. It would still be a weird to date someone like this though. Someone with a real famous parent. How could you not think about them, all the time? And trust me, once you say the name a girls mom during sex, you NEVER hear the end of it....read more

KEITH RICHARDS DIDNT REALLY DO IT

Yesterday the internet went all apeshit with reports quoting Rolling Stones guitarist (and Pirates of the Caribbean co-star/muse) Keith Richards as saying that he once snorted the ashes of his father during a drug binge. Richards said:"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ......read more