Keith Richards To Stop Cock Watching Mick Jagger

March 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s weird when another man is concerned about what your penis has been up to. Mick Jagger is accomplished and a legend, if his love muscle still works at the tender age of 73 he should be able to... READ MORE

A Bump Of Keith And Shit Around The Web

September 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Walking corpse Keith Richards is getting up there in years and it is time for him to get his affairs in order. His last wish is to be cremated and then have his kids snort his ashes. Ew. I... READ MORE

Keith Richards: Children’s Book Author

March 14, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Keith Richards is adding children’s book author to the long list of things he probably shouldn’t do. The Rolling Stones guitarist and heroin enthusiast is set to pen a book based on his grandfather with the stupid title of... READ MORE

Keith Richards daughter is sort of hot

December 6, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Keith Richards’ 25 year old daughter Alexandra was out by the pool in Miami this weekend, and it’s not that she looked hot, but my expectations were really low and she exceeded them. It would still be a weird... READ MORE

KEITH RICHARDS DIDNT REALLY DO IT

April 4, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday the internet went all apeshit with reports quoting Rolling Stones guitarist (and Pirates of the Caribbean co-star/muse) Keith Richards as saying that he once snorted the ashes of his father during a drug binge.  Richards said:  "The strangest... READ MORE