A Bump Of Keith And Shit Around The Web

September 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Walking corpse Keith Richards is getting up there in years and it is time for him to get his affairs in order. His last wish is to be cremated and then have his kids snort his ashes. Ew. I don’t want crusty Keith in my sinuses. Read all about Keith’s last wishes. (TMZ) Alysha Nett […]


Keith Richards: Children’s Book Author

March 14, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Keith Richards is adding children’s book author to the long list of things he probably shouldn’t do. The Rolling Stones guitarist and heroin enthusiast is set to pen a book based on his grandfather with the stupid title of Gus & Me: The Story of My Granddad and My First Guitar. His semi-hot daughter Theodora […]