Diddy Will Do Anything For Attention Now

Because nobody has talked about him in at least a year, rapper/entrepreneur/guy who will attach his name to anything for profit Diddy showed up as a presenter at last night's 47th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, and he was introduced along with Kellie Pickler, who is one of country music's many failed Carrie Underwood cloning experiments. I didn't get to watch the CMA Awards because my TV blocks all programs that...read more

Kellie Pickler Has a Nice Ass, But, Sadly, No Genitalia

I'm not sure how exactly they're marketed to women, but I'm pretty sure the entire point of yoga pants are so that ladies can flash the outline of their vaginas in public without being arrested. It's sort of genius, provided the fucktarded seven-percent of dudes who like to show off their junk don't get any smart ideas. Kellie Pickler is trampling all sorts of unwritten laws by covering up her camel toe beneath her...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - had a friend distract the clerk at the jewelry store while she stole that necklace, according to the surveillance video. Maybe next time the distraction should be to disable the surveillance video. (radar) THE HANGOVER 2 - has a teaser trailer, though it's only purpose is to remind you that people liked the first one and that Bradley Cooper is very very handsome. (apple) KELLIE PICKLER - told Ellen...read more


Kellie Pickler returned to American Idol last night and débuted a new song and new huge boobs. Ryan Seacrest asks her what she has spent her money on lately and Kellie says shoes, and Ryan says "just shoes?". It's actually kind of clever. Alright, fuck it, am I the only one on earth who doesn't think Seacrest is a homo? I just don't see it. Although maybe he got super gay this year and I don't know it because I...read more