Diddy Will Do Anything For Attention Now

By Travis November 07, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Because nobody has talked about him in at least a year, rapper/entrepreneur/guy who will attach his name to anything for profit Diddy showed up as a presenter at last night’s 47th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, and he was introduced along with Kellie Pickler, who is one of country music’s many failed Carrie Underwood cloning experiments. I didn’t get to watch the CMA Awards because my TV blocks all programs that feature musicians with fake accents who couldn’t cut it in pop music, but I assume that Diddy acted like it was a huge thing for him to be there because he’s a black man, and there were probably bear traps and oiled crosses set up back stage. More than likely, he was just there for business as usual, and we can expect his remix of Brad Paisley’s “Accidental Racist” on iTunes by Christmas.

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Kellie Pickler Has a Nice Ass, But, Sadly, No Genitalia

By Lex May 02, 2013 @ 2:19 PM

Kellie Pickler In Tight Leggings In Los Angeles

I’m not sure how exactly they’re marketed to women, but I’m pretty sure the entire point of yoga pants are so that ladies can flash the outline of their vaginas in public without being arrested. It’s sort of genius, provided the fucktarded seven-percent of dudes who like to show off their junk don’t get any smart ideas. Kellie Pickler is trampling all sorts of unwritten laws by covering up her camel toe beneath her yoga pants. Labia exhibitionism might be the only valid reason to ever have anything to do with Dancing with the Stars. And she’s hiding hers. Not cool.

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Thursday afternoon headlines

By brendon February 24, 2011 @ 5:05 PM

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LINDSAY LOHAN – had a friend distract the clerk at the jewelry store while she stole that necklace, according to the surveillance video. Maybe next time the distraction should be to disable the surveillance video. (radar)

THE HANGOVER 2 – has a teaser trailer, though it’s only purpose is to remind you that people liked the first one and that Bradley Cooper is very very handsome. (apple)

KELLIE PICKLER – told Ellen Degeneres that she eloped because she and her fiance were planning their wedding and guest list when she realized, “Oh my God, I hate half these people.” So if you know Kellie Pickler, there’s a 50 percent chance she secretly hates you. (la times)

KARISSA SHANON – went to the beach in Malibu yesterday, after arranging with the paparazzi to meet her at the beach in Malibu. I’ve seen more spontaneity from models who were passed out as I took continuity pictures of their clothes to make sure I put them back on right. (pacific coast)

KELLIE PICKLER IS BACK

By brendon March 02, 2007 @ 12:11 PM

Kellie Pickler returned to American Idol last night and débuted a new song and new huge boobs.  Ryan Seacrest asks her what she has spent her money on lately and Kellie says shoes, and Ryan says "just shoes?".  It's actually kind of clever.  Alright, fuck it, am I the only one on earth who doesn't think Seacrest is a homo?  I just don't see it.  Although maybe he got super gay this year and I don't know it because I haven't watched a single episode.  Based on a recent poll of my grandparents, I'm a precious angel and shouldn't watch shows like that, although you'd never know it by reading my t-shirt with a kitten in sunglasses and the phrase "Here Comes Trouble!".