Real Housewives of New York City star Kelly Bensimon pranced around Miami beach this weekend in a bikini, showing off her ripped out body, and anyone who says they wouldn’t tap that just because she’s 42 is either gay or a liar or a gay liar. She looks like she could be Elle Mcphersons mom, though that probably sounds like more of a compliment to me than it would to her.
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“Real Housewives of New York City” star Kelly Bensimon is in Miami today, and she looks pretty good in a bikini considering she’s 42. She’d look way better with huge implants, obviously, but if porn has taught me anything, and I like to think it has, it’s that MILFs do anal. And the great thing about that is, this is daddys little girl AND someones mom. And you can bang her in the ass. It really just takes the depravity and rockets it up to impossible levels.
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‘Real Housewives of New York’ star Kelly Bensimon is still in Miami today, and I never noticed how vascular she is. And veiny too! I don’t really like girls that strong. What if she’s jacking me off and then she gets mad about something and rips my penis off and starts beating me with it? That’s how my grandfather died. If I died like that too, the other men in my family would probably start to get real paranoid.
Kelly Bensimon of the ‘Real Housewives of New York’ was poolside in Miami today, and even though she’s 41 if anyone says they wouldn’t attack that ass like it just stole your wallet they’re either a liar or a gay liar. I dated a girl who was 12 years older than me for a while. She looked like Courteney Cox. It was awesome. After about age 30 girls don’t even care anymore. One time she said, “I want you to fuck me like you hate me”. “Can do”, I replied.
Kelly Bensimon of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ went for a jog in Miami this morning, and seeing these pictures reminded me that I don’t know that much about her. So I ran a search on busty Asian model Jennie Reid, in hopes that naked pictures of her might help for some reason. Several hours later, I ended up on Playboys website and remembered that Kelly is in there this month, and that she looks terrific (nsfw). A few websites later I was surprised to learn how many teen girls are “cock hungry” and they “like it big”. What a day of discovery it’s been.
(source = splash news online and playboy cyber club)
The Playboy with Kelly Bensimon from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ goes on sale tomorrow, but Playboy.com has the pictures today, and … damn. This chick is freakin hot. There are 4 pics under the cut but to see them all you have to go to the playboy website. It’s like 10 dollars a month or something but it’s totally worth it. I saved enough by diluting my little brothers insulin. If he goes into a diabetic coma, I’ll just give him a candy bar. Or not give him a candy bar, however that works.
UNSEXY UPDATE - aw god dammit. okay so i had to take down the naked pictures. instead we have these 4 non-naked ones. turns out she looks way better with no clothes on. yeah, i was surprised too.
