Kelly Brook Dances Around In Lingerie For Love Magazine’s Video Calendar

By Lex December 03, 2013 @ 2:24 AM

Kelly Brook Dances Around In Lingerie For Love Magazine's Video Calendar
I need to ask this new Pope what he thinks about tits and Christmas. Pope Francis is like the anti-Pope, trying so hard to be the cool dad. If he wasn’t celibate, he’d probably let his kids throw parties in the Vatican and wheel in a keg of Peroni. I wonder what the Bishop of Rome thinks about the sexualization of Christmas.

Photo Credit: Love Magazine

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Cleavage As She Celebrates Her Birthday In London

By Lex November 25, 2013 @ 1:29 PM

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Cleavage As She Celebrates Her Birthday In London

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, PCN, WENN

Kelly Brook Models For October 2013 Next Look Lingerie

By Lex October 29, 2013 @ 10:44 AM

Kelly Brook Models For October 2013 Next Look Lingerie

Photo Credit: Next Lingerie

Kelly Brook’s Halloween Costume Is More Like It

By Travis October 28, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Mike Meldman’s annual Halloween party in Beverly Hills was a regular Who’s Who of Who Invited These People?, as “stars” from David Spade and Cisco Adler to Chelsea Handler and Tim Allen showed up to stuff their pockets and purses with as much free food as possible. But the entire party wasn’t a complete cynical shit show, as Kelly Brook was there, dressed as some sort of a steampunk character. The costume choice was perfect, because not only did it require her squeezing her giant breasts together into a corset, but she also let her ass hang out of the back of the skirt, and that’s a really underrated Halloween costume look. If more girls would only look to Kelly as inspiration, Halloween would be a much better made up holiday.

(Unless she went home with David Spade, in which case all bets are off.)

Photo Credits: WENN.com

Kelly Brook Also Has a Calendar

By Lex October 14, 2013 @ 6:47 PM

Kelly Brook's 2014 Lingerie Calendar
Who is buying all these wall calendars. I just don’t know. I remember my doctor had one when I was a kid. It had pictures of puppies in it and he’d tell me to look at the cute doggies then he’d jab me with a needle when my attention was turned. I learned not to trust doctors. Or puppies. Or fucking wall calendars. They were all in on it. Maybe if I could’ve looked at a woman with big boobs instead of a basket full of Dachshunds I might be less ambivalent about Obamacare.

Photo Credit: Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook In Lingerie Teasing Her New Calendar (VIDEO)

By Lex October 04, 2013 @ 2:32 PM







I think I must be getting old, because I’m starting to appreciate women in lingerie teasing the camera. There goes the promise I made to myself never think of a woman in any clothing, short of the high school cheerleader I was certain would let me take her in her uniform one day. I’m not sure she ever even knew my name though I’m quite certain she could tell by my smiles in the hallway that I was committing a sin of commission to thoughts of her. Fuck it, I’ve overshared. Here’s Kelly Brook teasing her 2014 calendar by writhing around in see-through lingerie. So if you’ve got the time or inclination, you can see her nips.