Another good idea would be to take pictures of Kelly in a bikini made of cling wrap, or my semen, or to just cover my ears and babble really loudly while Kelly insists I never gave her a bikini and she’s actually naked.
(image source of kelly today in cannes = bauer griffin)
Kelly Brook really made the most of her time in Cannes yesterday. She started with the photo shoot in the phone booth (there are finally more pictures from that), then got on a boat in the same outfit, then changed into a gold dress for another shoot last night, then went to a party on Diddys yacht wearing just a long white coat and a black corset.
She’s obviously thicker now than she used to be but that’s ok because she’s still beautiful and still a 32E. Girls don’t have to be skinny when their tits hang like this. Maybe there’s a girl somewhere who’s the exception to this rule, but I have no idea who it is, and I can’t go around all day trying to determine if fictional girls are sexy or not.
Physically perfect Kelly Brook was in Cannes today, wearing a bikini in a phone booth, because she’s one of the red hot local girls just waiting for your call. So why not give it a try, have fun and flirt with sexy singles in your area. Email me and for just $19.99, I’ll give you that number and you can start steaming up the chat line tonight.
PayPal only please. Se habla espanol.
(image source = splash)
By brendon April 16, 2012 @ 2:59 PM
All the photo agency said about these is, “Kelly Brook looks incredible in these blog pictures.” But she doesn’t have a blog (just a twitter and a website due next month), so it’s not all that clear where these images of her with braids in her hair and pushing her tits together came from, other than every single one of my daydreams about sex with Kelly Brook.
(image source = bauer griffin)
By brendon January 17, 2012 @ 9:00 PM
One advantage Kelly Brooks lingerie has over other brands of lingerie is that it’s modeled by Kelly Brook. That sly boots. I also like that she’s wearing high heels, because it makes me think that if she tried to run away I could catch her.
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By brendon December 29, 2011 @ 10:58 AM
Kelly Brooks 2012 calendar might be the most disappointing one she’s ever done. She looks like she’s gained at least 15 pounds, which is sort of a problem because she’s not 40 feet tall.