Kelly Brook Knows How to Dress

By Lex January 23, 2014 @ 2:53 PM

Kelly Brook Goes Braless In A See Through Dress At The National Television Awards In London
Why the fuck not? That’s what both me and Kelly Brook have to say about the dress she wore to the British Television Awards where they honor all the amazing shows on British Television like Dr. Who and maybe something else. Why not show off your legs and tits when you know the cameras are going to be out? You’re famous for your legs and tits. If you were Dame Judy Dench, you could maybe do a little Shakespeare on the red carpet. If you’re somebody from the BBC, you could rape a boy child. But you’re Kelly Brook. You’re legs and tits. Go with the dress from the House of Wanks collection. What are people going to say? Did you see that Kelly Brook spectacle last eve? There’s no way I’m going to hire her to be my next legs and tits model. You’re all good, Kelly.

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Kelly Brook Has A New Boyfriend

By Travis January 06, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Now that she has finally completed the post-breakup phase of putting on a brave face and pretending to awkwardly smile for cameras so people will feel terrible about some douchebag athlete cheating on her, Kelly Brook is back in the relationship game with her rumored new boyfriend and fellow model, David McIntosh. Kelly and David were spotted leaving her place in London together, which obviously means that not only are they dating, but they just had nasty sex moments before these pictures were taken. That’s not speculation, as much as it’s law of the internet. So what’s next for Kelly now that she has moved on from whatshisface? Probably another lingerie line and a calendar. She’s pretty easy to predict.

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Kelly Brook Dances Around In Lingerie For Love Magazine’s Video Calendar

By Lex December 03, 2013 @ 2:24 AM

Kelly Brook Dances Around In Lingerie For Love Magazine's Video Calendar
I need to ask this new Pope what he thinks about tits and Christmas. Pope Francis is like the anti-Pope, trying so hard to be the cool dad. If he wasn’t celibate, he’d probably let his kids throw parties in the Vatican and wheel in a keg of Peroni. I wonder what the Bishop of Rome thinks about the sexualization of Christmas.

Photo Credit: Love Magazine

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Cleavage As She Celebrates Her Birthday In London

By Lex November 25, 2013 @ 1:29 PM

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Cleavage As She Celebrates Her Birthday In London

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Kelly Brook Models For October 2013 Next Look Lingerie

By Lex October 29, 2013 @ 10:44 AM

Kelly Brook Models For October 2013 Next Look Lingerie

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Kelly Brook’s Halloween Costume Is More Like It

By Travis October 28, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Mike Meldman’s annual Halloween party in Beverly Hills was a regular Who’s Who of Who Invited These People?, as “stars” from David Spade and Cisco Adler to Chelsea Handler and Tim Allen showed up to stuff their pockets and purses with as much free food as possible. But the entire party wasn’t a complete cynical shit show, as Kelly Brook was there, dressed as some sort of a steampunk character. The costume choice was perfect, because not only did it require her squeezing her giant breasts together into a corset, but she also let her ass hang out of the back of the skirt, and that’s a really underrated Halloween costume look. If more girls would only look to Kelly as inspiration, Halloween would be a much better made up holiday.

(Unless she went home with David Spade, in which case all bets are off.)

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