Apparently the rumors are true and the executives at Kelly Clarksons record label hate her new album and they wanted to scrap the entire thing and make her start over, but she refused and it will come out the last week of July, as planned. Also coming out in July - $47.20 as Kelly pays for more milkshakes.
Yikes. Kelly Clarkson has just completely given up. If she paid more than 8 dollars for that haircut she should be pissed. I could cut my own hair while riding a horse and look better than that. Out in public, here at the play “Avenue Q” on Broadway, with no makeup. Woof. Even the god dammed puppet put a beret in her hair. I think the moral of the picture here is, if you’re gonna take pictures with a puppet, make sure the puppet isn’t more fuckable than you. Or maybe the plan was to make the puppet look sexy, because if so, then mission accomplished.
So here's the video of Kelly Clarkson on stage at the Key Club on Sunset with the band Metal Skool when she was said to have "climbed onstage" and "got wasted". Umm, that doesn't appear to be the case. In fact, nothing appears to be the case. Because this damn video goes on for ten minutes and not a single interesting thing happens. Never before has so little happened in such a long video. I saw a 10 minute video of a turtle in a shoebox one time and that was like someone hit my heart with a defibrillator compared to this.
This is news to me, but apparently Kelly Clarkson drinks more than just milkshakes, at least according to Page Six:
The "American Idol" winner showed up the other night at Hollywood's Key Club for the Metal Skool concert and got "wasted," our spywitness reports. Clarkson climbed onstage with Metal Skool and Ryan Key of the band Yellowcard, toting a bottle of liquor and "ended up tearing off her vest and throwing it into the crowd before playing a lot of air guitar."
It's always awesome when "celebrities" in the crowd feel they have to rush the stage at someone else's show. They can't just sit and watch. They're like a 5 year old watching Barney or a black woman at a movie theater. Awesome gets awesomer when the celebrity is a tubby chick with chocolate on her face, hopping back and forth on stage and gasping for air, pointing a drumstick at the crowd and yelling off key between bites with some other poser who buys his clothes at the mall. Yeah, baby, ROCK AND ROLL!!!
