Kelly Osbourne Settles

Kelly Osbourne has come to an undisclosed legal resolution with Michelle Pugh, the hairdresser who was focusing heavily on dad's bangs over the course of eighteen months. At the time the affair came to light, the Osbourne daughter squarely put the blame on her father's... read more

Sharon Osbourne Cries Over Ozzy's Wandering Dick Diagnosis (VIDEO)

Sharon Osbourne took to her talk show to tearfully announce that her husband Ozzy Osbourne was entering sex addiction therapy, or would be, after a summer rock tour with Black Sabbath. So, the worst place for a sex addict. The table of supportive women and one extremely... read more

Kelly Osbourne Burns Her Dad's Hairdresser

When you desperately need to be in the news, you can't go wrong with outing the hair dresser who let your dad rub his flaccid cock up against her smock after a blow out. read more

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Kelly Osbourne Pisses Off Latinos And Shit Around The Web

Ozzy's spawn Kelly Osbourne said something racist to talk about how Donald Trump is racist on The View. She basically said Latinos are only good enough to clean toilets. In other news, Fuck Kelly Osbourne. This is one Latino who ain't cleaning her shit. (TMZ) April... read more

Kelly Osbourne Quit

Kelly Osbourne finally quit the E! channel's riveting dry snatch klatch, Fashion Police. Osbourne decided to take a stand against not particularly offensive teleprompter comments read by her dancing Sinbad skeleton show partner, Giuliana Rancic. Last week Osbourne... read more

Kelly Osbourne Tug Boat

Kelly Osbourne remains a mystery. A not particularly fetching woman without particular skills who seems to make numerous work place demands. Osbourneis threatening to leave Fashion Police if the racist air is not cleared regarding Giuliana Rancic's not racist comment... read more

Kelly Osbourne Always A Lady

Kelly Osbourne shot back at people on Twitter who saw her on thered carpet at the Grammys and assumed she is pregnant because she looks like a pregnant chick with the baby dad whowill reveal himself and tell everybody how wasted he was. Osbourne cleared up she is not... read more

The Osbournes Coming Back To MTV

Sharon Osbourne announced she and her shockingly still alive husband will be reprising The Osbournes for an eight episode run on MTV. They probably don't need the money so this is more of a legacy project, like how Ted Bundy killed that extra hooker because he felt he... read more

Kelly Osbourne's Close Call With Being Interesting

Kelly Osbourne has her size lumpy panties in a twist because she had to talk about something other than her cunty clothing line on The Today Show. Osbourne was informed she would be questioned about Joan Rivers because a dead Joan Rivers is still more interesting a... read more

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Kelly Osbourne Seems to Be Doing Well

When you tattoo the word 'stories' into your skull and start dating a dude with a beard it's a sign that your fourth rehab probably isn't holding. I guess there's not much you can really do as parents and friends other than to tell Kelly to wear knickers for when she... read more

Kelly Osbourne Tells Lady Gaga to 'Eat My Shit', Gaga Considers

At some point years ago Kelly Osbourne had the bright idea to call Lady Gaga a butterface. Yes, we all see the irony. Lady Gaga's carrot-brained junior scouts swore vengeance on Ozzy's booze and food addled daughter and called her a fat cow and talked about burying her... read more

Hey, Down Here. Check Out Kelly Osbourne's Boobs

Not much has worked for Kelly Osbourne looks wise. But if there's one solid fall back, it's show your tits off like you really mean it. A scraggly looking dude with a giant shlong can't really just let his mega junk hang out at an evening affair to keep people from... read more