Kendall Jenner See Through In Paris

By Lex October 07, 2015 @ 11:40 AM

Kendall Jenner See Through In Paris
Not to be outdone by her sisters and half-sisters and Vagina Dad getting naked, Kendall Jenner managed to put on something super expensive in Paris that still showed off her tits. This is either a family of barely trainable whores or the most clever long con grifter clan since the Kennedy’s. The state IQ tests says moron but the bank account says Kennedy. They are the closest thing this nation has to royalty. Wake me for the beheadings. Or just more tits.

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On Kendall Jenner’s Camel Toe And Shit Around The Web

By Jack October 02, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


There are few people in this world more afflicted by camel toe than Kendall Jenner. Either she is wearing her pants way too tight or her vagina has the cyclonic suction power of a Dyson vacuum. Almost certainly, both.

Behold her folds. (Drunken Stepfather)

Sara Sampaio shows off her ass for Victoria’s Secret. (Last Men On Earth)

Elle Evans is completely naked for Playboy the way it should be. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Grace Jones flashes her scary scary tits. (TMZ)

Vain hotties looking in the mirror at their vain hotness. (The Chive)

Let’s pretend it’s 1998 and pretend to care about Rose McGowan’s tits. (Popoholic)

Claire Danes can touch my so-called peepee. (COED)

Kendall Jenner Half Naked in Paris

By Lex October 01, 2015 @ 7:51 AM

Kendall Jenner Sideboob And Sheer Booty Cheeks In Paris
The wealthy whore archetype did not exist through the whole of humanity until very recently. The social contract has yet to catch up. A millennia ago Kendall Jenner would be stoned to death for seductive heresy and piercing her nipples in a downtown Berlin boutique. Today people throw money and ask for selfies, except in Muslim countries where they’d still do the stoning women bit. There might’ve been a middle ground between shamed harlot and sanctified sex worker but nobody alive today remembers it. Still, think of how many times we’re going to see this chick naked. Throw pumice. We need to make this last.

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Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid And Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Paid

By Lex September 17, 2015 @ 10:08 AM

Alessandra Ambrosio And Kendall Jenner Lead The Harpers Bazaar Icons Event
Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It’s all fun and games to pretend you’re hot at 5’1″ with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply stunning variations of the same shit they’ve all been selling for years, that’s when the body shaming begins for real. Haute couture doesn’t tolerate a fat ass. Tall, slender, and can you go braless without the one straight dude in the audience instinctively tossing in fives. It’s okay squat trolls, it’s still you we’re calling at 3am after leaving The Anchor. Take pride in your work. Kendall for show, Kylie for play, by way of short hand.

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Kendall Jenner Pierced Nips Are Fashion Week

By Lex September 14, 2015 @ 10:30 AM

Kendall Jenner See Through For Fashion Week
Fashion Week went four seconds before Kendall Jenner and her pierced nipple came down the runway. It does save a lot of time. Like if we had the Super Bowl and Russell Wilson just threw the ball into Malcolm Butler’s hands at the end zone on the first play of the game and we all went back to getting drunk and eating polish burrito dogs from Costco. Fashion Week has peaked. The one tenth of one percent of the population that purchases seventeen hundred dollar lunch ensembles isn’t even watching. It’s us. Watching for nineteen year old girl’s tits. Blow the whistle. There’ll be plenty of time in the offseason for second guessing.

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Kylie Jenner Skin Tight Wing Girl

By Lex August 26, 2015 @ 9:15 AM

Kylie Jenner Skin Tight Dress For Kriss Haute Living Cover
Kris Jenner brought out her sex mannequin daughter and her friend from Guam trying to be an immigrated harder whore to remind everybody that her posse rolls hard, big, and will do anal for Bitcoin. Kris Jenner was being celebrated for her new cover of Haute Living magazine, which is apparently a magazine in English published somewhere. Jenner is the opposite of that mom who fights with her teen daughter over dressing inappropriately. If you’re not showing camel toe, you’re not coming. I didn’t buy you tits to cover them up. People no longer want to fuck me, stand close and maybe they’ll get confused. Haute Living starts and ends with using sex to sell. Happy National Women’s Equality Day.

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