By Travis January 31, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Who says that pregnant women can’t still be sexy all the time? Not Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson, who arrived at Los Angeles International Airport last night looking like she’d been delivered by a chariot of angels. Some might say that Kendra’s decision to go au natural was risky, but she proved everyone wrong by glowing like a thousand giant suns. Of course, I’m comparing her to the image of a giant ball of fire, because looking at her makes me feel like my eyes are melting right out of my face. That’s a small price to pay, though, to have such unfiltered access to one of this generation’s most talented and charismatic women.
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By Lex September 13, 2013 @ 5:10 PM
Kendra Wilkinson would be okay with her daughter posing naked in Playboy. With just a few caveats. One, she doesn’t have a daughter. So, there’s that. But two, even if she did she’d only endorse her being naked for the cameras if she did it for all the right reasons, like Kendra did herself. I think she means money and a chance to work the clubs closer to the Interstate.
“[But] If she is in a bad place, in a bad mental place and having a bad head on her shoulders and doing it under bad conditions, that’s different.”
Well, naturally, All that badness is not good. Kendra goes on to explain that she now owns the fact she did Playboy. So it’s almost like it didn’t happen, but it did, but she’s fine with it, fuck, more than fine, she owns it like she does her purse or her car or her unemployed husband.
“My son sees me nude every day. He’s like, ‘Boobies!’ He sees them every day, like I don’t care. It’s food, like, I don’t care.”
Sure, her son rides for free, but when the buddies start coming over, they’d better be bringing their Wiggles wallets with some real greenbacks, because Little Hank’s moms “food” don’t start shaking until you plug in your tokens.
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By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 10:04 AM
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By Lex June 12, 2013 @ 12:08 PM
Wow, our baby turned 28 years old today. It seems like just yesterday Hugh was pulling her off the barely legal stripper pole to come live in his manor and be the port-side support for the massive artificial penis he rocks himself to sleep on each evening. It’s the greatest love story yet to be written.
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By Lex April 22, 2013 @ 9:31 AM
When news reports came out yesterday that Kendra Wilkinson was in a bad car accident and had to be rushed to the hospital, well, a lump hit the old throat. Thankfully, Kendra was not injured, just shaken up, and discharged from the hospital later in the day. The world simply can’t afford to lose any more strippers turned advice giving moms. Not now.
By Lex March 25, 2013 @ 3:54 PM
There are only two reasons for a girl to actually know how to play softball. She’s a carpet muncher who likes to wear her hair in ponytails. Or she’s an actually coordinated athlete. I’d hate to have to give any props to Kendra Wilkinson, but she’s deep-dived way to much man meat in her life to ever fall into the former category. And watching her play softball each weekend, she actually watches the ball into her glove, throws with more than just her elbow, and steps into pitches. All while her former NFL husband Hank holds her purse in he dugout. Shit, I just had a kind thing to say about stripper Kendra Wilkinson. It’ll pass soon enough.
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