By Lex March 17, 2014 @ 1:27 PM
Talk all you want about Tiger Moms or PTA Moms or JAP Moms, there’s nobody fiercer than Stripper Moms. Kendra hasn’t worked the private party dance scene in a few years, but you don’t just shake your georges-in-the-garter roots. You learn to protect what’s yours from the bitches in the dressing room. Even with her next fetus about to flotsam out of her reproductive maw, Kendra was running up and down the sideline at her little’s son’s soccer match over the weekend, screaming like a Banshee. It was like watching an angry bird frightening reptile predators away from the nest. At half time her kid came over and promised to score the winning goal if dad promised to at least look for a job. Then everybody hugged. AYSO has been bringing together families since my assistant coach on the Yellowjackets first sold us kids weed.
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By Travis January 31, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Who says that pregnant women can’t still be sexy all the time? Not Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson, who arrived at Los Angeles International Airport last night looking like she’d been delivered by a chariot of angels. Some might say that Kendra’s decision to go au natural was risky, but she proved everyone wrong by glowing like a thousand giant suns. Of course, I’m comparing her to the image of a giant ball of fire, because looking at her makes me feel like my eyes are melting right out of my face. That’s a small price to pay, though, to have such unfiltered access to one of this generation’s most talented and charismatic women.
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By Lex September 13, 2013 @ 5:10 PM
Kendra Wilkinson would be okay with her daughter posing naked in Playboy. With just a few caveats. One, she doesn’t have a daughter. So, there’s that. But two, even if she did she’d only endorse her being naked for the cameras if she did it for all the right reasons, like Kendra did herself. I think she means money and a chance to work the clubs closer to the Interstate.
“[But] If she is in a bad place, in a bad mental place and having a bad head on her shoulders and doing it under bad conditions, that’s different.”
Well, naturally, All that badness is not good. Kendra goes on to explain that she now owns the fact she did Playboy. So it’s almost like it didn’t happen, but it did, but she’s fine with it, fuck, more than fine, she owns it like she does her purse or her car or her unemployed husband.
“My son sees me nude every day. He’s like, ‘Boobies!’ He sees them every day, like I don’t care. It’s food, like, I don’t care.”
Sure, her son rides for free, but when the buddies start coming over, they’d better be bringing their Wiggles wallets with some real greenbacks, because Little Hank’s moms “food” don’t start shaking until you plug in your tokens.
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By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 10:04 AM
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By Lex June 12, 2013 @ 12:08 PM
Wow, our baby turned 28 years old today. It seems like just yesterday Hugh was pulling her off the barely legal stripper pole to come live in his manor and be the port-side support for the massive artificial penis he rocks himself to sleep on each evening. It’s the greatest love story yet to be written.
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By Lex April 22, 2013 @ 9:31 AM
When news reports came out yesterday that Kendra Wilkinson was in a bad car accident and had to be rushed to the hospital, well, a lump hit the old throat. Thankfully, Kendra was not injured, just shaken up, and discharged from the hospital later in the day. The world simply can’t afford to lose any more strippers turned advice giving moms. Not now.