Celebrity Wife Swap: Kendra Wilkinson vs Kate Gosselin

By brendon February 14, 2013 @ 4:30 PM

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Here’s everything you need to know about what a mean desperate fame whore Kate Gosselin is: she and Kendra Wilkinson are going on a show called ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’. That title promises three things, and Kate can’t deliver on any of them. She’s not famous, not married, and is “swapping” her 8 unsupervised kids and debt for a week in Kendras NFL mansion.

Us.com says…

ABC announced Wednesday that Gosselin, 37, and Wilkinson, 27, will be the first stars to appear on the new season of the reality series on Feb. 26. On Celebrity Wife Swap, stars switch lifestyles, children and homes for one week to experience another celebrity’s life.
Gosselin will get to stay with Wilkinson’s husband, former NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett, and their son Hank, 3, while Wilkinson will become a single mother of eight kids whom Gosselin shares with ex-husband Jon.

An even better idea for a show would be, instead of Kendra, find a big mean bear who just had babies, then blindfold Kate and set her down in the woods directly between the mom and her cubs. Talk about drama!

(image source = splash. and i know they’re a few years old but they’re here to prove a point, and that is that i really like kendras ass)

orange you glad to see Kendra Wilkinson

By brendon June 05, 2012 @ 4:33 PM

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Kendra Wilkinson hit the streets of New York this afternoon, presumably after an all night bronzer applying marathon. Her husbands dick must look like it’s made of onyx at this point. At best it’ll look like it’s been going on vacation without him.

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Kendra is hot (as in angry)

By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 12:34 PM

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Kendra Wilkson was one of Hugh Hefners girlfriends from 2004 to 2008 (and the star of his E! show the Girls Next Door from 2005 to 2009), so it does make a good deal of sense that his fiance doesn’t want to invite his ex to their wedding, but it’s not as if she was a real girlfriend, and so she’s pretty pissed about it. E! says…

“I haven’t gotten my save the date yet,” Kendra exclusively tells us. “I’m not joking, I’m really pissed off about it.”
So is she really that PO’ed at Hef?
“No! It’s Crystal that does the wedding planning. She’s the girl! If she doesn’t give me a save the date soon I’m going to have to put in my save the date with (another wedding that same day).”

Yeah I don’t care about this either. But if someone at your office or whatever sees all these words maybe it will make this post with pictures of her pouring water down her shirt after rehearsals for Dancing with the Stars seem like a real story and not just pictures of tits. But I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just pictures of tits. I’m not a complicated man.

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Kendra has another sex tape, and its with a girl this time

By brendon January 27, 2011 @ 12:50 PM

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After months of poorly done denials and transparent hand-wringing, Kendra Wilkinson released a sex tape last year, made when she was 18 with an ex boyfriend, long before she met Hugh Hefner and became famous.

The tape was disappointing because it was basically two white trash dorks who didn’t know how to have sex yet fumbling around on top of each other. How white trash? They fucked on a bed with a black headboard and a blanket with a panther on it (pic is SFW). Top that.

OK, so that one didn’t really work. So let’s try this again, and this time, with more girls kissing.

“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends.
“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”
Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what’s on the tape.

“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off. But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.
“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”

Hopefully she’ll look better in this one though I doubt it. Kendra is cute and all but she needs makeup, and for some reason she didn’t wear any in the first one. Was she going for an Oscar, like Charlize Theron in Monster?

wednesday headlines

By brendon July 07, 2010 @ 9:42 AM

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LINDSAY LOHAN - was scribbling on a piece of paper all day during her court hearing (this is a fairly accurate recreation), and the Huffington Post found a crystal clear shot that shows what she was writing. It’s mostly notes to keep track of her lies and explain why she ignored the judge for the past 3 years. Her notes are the part written in red, the white space represents all the cocaine. (huff post)

KENDRA WILKINSON – has a new book that went on sale yesterday, and it tells how she went from an unknown tomboy to one of the most popular Playboy models ever. Presumably this means the book is nothing but pictures of her boobs. At least it better be because I already bought a copy for every room in my house. (kendra)

YOU SHOULD FOLLOW TYLER ON TWITTER – because incredibly hot girls send pictures and I post them. Like this girl for example. I have to call her “this girl” because she wanted to remain anonymous, but there are 3, maybe 4, girls on earth with breasts that amazing so I’m not so sure that her plan is gonna work. (twitter, facebook)

UNA HEALY - of the Brit girl group The Saturdays spent the weekend in Ibiza, and more to the point she went strolling around topless (nsfw pictures start here). I’ll never forget the first time I heard about Una and the Saturdays. It was over there, on the couch, about an hour ago. Hi couch, hello! Remember me? Man I’ll tell ya. Lot of good memories. (splash news online)

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thursday morning headlines

By brendon June 03, 2010 @ 11:19 AM

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KENDRA WILKINSON - is popular with someone at Hulu, who used tags like, “untalented” “moronic” and “prostitute” to describe this weeks show. In the past Kendra has said she worries people will label her “a porn star”. So hey, good news. (thx to joseph)

GARY COLEMANS EX WIFE - did apparently have the legal right to take Gary off life support, according to the hospital that let her do it. So that’s the end of that. I mean, why would they lie. (e online)

HEIDI MONTAG - is not really single of course, and her split last week was nothing but another publicity stunt. And what a success it was. Bored indifference swept the nation, as people everywhere asked, “…….who?” (us.com)