By Travis March 07, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
The fact that there are not one but TWO celebrity diving shows on American television says pretty much everything you need to know about why people are so stupid lately. First, FOX aired Stars in Danger: The High Dive back in January, and it featured losers like JWOWW and Terrell Owens belly-flopping into swimming pools. And soon ABC will unveil its own series, Splash, which began filming last month.
ABC doubled down with the female sex appeal, as Splash will feature Miss Alabama USA and Brent Musberger wet dream Katherine Webb (above) and Playboy Playmate and girl who used to have sex with a really old man, Kendra Wilkinson. But those two can’t hold a candle to the best set of tits on the entire show…
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Kendra Wilkinson by day and by night.
Busy beaver be the former stripper turned into mom-friendly book writer, appearing by day at a practice session for what certainly must be the most idiotic television program in the long annals of such media, Splash, one of ten or fifteen new celebrity diving shows appearing on network television shortly because some dumbass in a focus group said it sounded like something they’s want to watch. I’m looking at you liquid detergent buying middle-aged housewife from Bakersfield, CA where such matters are put to science.
And Kendra by night, hitting the town during Oscar weekend to remind people that they used to pay her to get naked and she was usually worth a decent tip. She does still put on quite the public show when she’s working it, old-pro style. This is the girl Hef hired to fluff; I don’t think he would have hired diving board wet and scared Kendra, well, maybe if she had a dick.
Photo credit: PCN / SPLASH
By brendon February 14, 2013 @ 4:30 PM
Here’s everything you need to know about what a mean desperate fame whore Kate Gosselin is: she and Kendra Wilkinson are going on a show called ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’. That title promises three things, and Kate can’t deliver on any of them. She’s not famous, not married, and is “swapping” her 8 unsupervised kids and debt for a week in Kendras NFL mansion.
ABC announced Wednesday that Gosselin, 37, and Wilkinson, 27, will be the first stars to appear on the new season of the reality series on Feb. 26. On Celebrity Wife Swap, stars switch lifestyles, children and homes for one week to experience another celebrity’s life.
Gosselin will get to stay with Wilkinson’s husband, former NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett, and their son Hank, 3, while Wilkinson will become a single mother of eight kids whom Gosselin shares with ex-husband Jon.
An even better idea for a show would be, instead of Kendra, find a big mean bear who just had babies, then blindfold Kate and set her down in the woods directly between the mom and her cubs. Talk about drama!
(image source = splash. and i know they’re a few years old but they’re here to prove a point, and that is that i really like kendras ass)
Kendra Wilkinson hit the streets of New York this afternoon, presumably after an all night bronzer applying marathon. Her husbands dick must look like it’s made of onyx at this point. At best it’ll look like it’s been going on vacation without him.
(image source = splash)
By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 12:34 PM
Kendra Wilkson was one of Hugh Hefners girlfriends from 2004 to 2008 (and the star of his E! show the Girls Next Door from 2005 to 2009), so it does make a good deal of sense that his fiance doesn’t want to invite his ex to their wedding, but it’s not as if she was a real girlfriend, and so she’s pretty pissed about it. E! says…
“I haven’t gotten my save the date yet,” Kendra exclusively tells us. “I’m not joking, I’m really pissed off about it.”
So is she really that PO’ed at Hef?
“No! It’s Crystal that does the wedding planning. She’s the girl! If she doesn’t give me a save the date soon I’m going to have to put in my save the date with (another wedding that same day).”
Yeah I don’t care about this either. But if someone at your office or whatever sees all these words maybe it will make this post with pictures of her pouring water down her shirt after rehearsals for Dancing with the Stars seem like a real story and not just pictures of tits. But I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just pictures of tits. I’m not a complicated man.
(image source = inf daily)
By brendon January 27, 2011 @ 12:50 PM
After months of poorly done denials and transparent hand-wringing, Kendra Wilkinson released a sex tape last year, made when she was 18 with an ex boyfriend, long before she met Hugh Hefner and became famous.
The tape was disappointing because it was basically two white trash dorks who didn’t know how to have sex yet fumbling around on top of each other. How white trash? They fucked on a bed with a black headboard and a blanket with a panther on it (pic is SFW). Top that.
OK, so that one didn’t really work. So let’s try this again, and this time, with more girls kissing.
“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends.
“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”
Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what’s on the tape.
“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off. But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.
“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”
Hopefully she’ll look better in this one though I doubt it. Kendra is cute and all but she needs makeup, and for some reason she didn’t wear any in the first one. Was she going for an Oscar, like Charlize Theron in Monster?