By brendon January 27, 2011 @ 12:50 PM
After months of poorly done denials and transparent hand-wringing, Kendra Wilkinson released a sex tape last year, made when she was 18 with an ex boyfriend, long before she met Hugh Hefner and became famous.
The tape was disappointing because it was basically two white trash dorks who didn’t know how to have sex yet fumbling around on top of each other. How white trash? They fucked on a bed with a black headboard and a blanket with a panther on it (pic is SFW). Top that.
OK, so that one didn’t really work. So let’s try this again, and this time, with more girls kissing.
“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends.
“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”
Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what’s on the tape.
“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off. But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.
“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”
Hopefully she’ll look better in this one though I doubt it. Kendra is cute and all but she needs makeup, and for some reason she didn’t wear any in the first one. Was she going for an Oscar, like Charlize Theron in Monster?
LINDSAY LOHAN - was scribbling on a piece of paper all day during her court hearing (this is a fairly accurate recreation), and the Huffington Post found a crystal clear shot that shows what she was writing. It’s mostly notes to keep track of her lies and explain why she ignored the judge for the past 3 years. Her notes are the part written in red, the white space represents all the cocaine. (huff post)
KENDRA WILKINSON – has a new book that went on sale yesterday, and it tells how she went from an unknown tomboy to one of the most popular Playboy models ever. Presumably this means the book is nothing but pictures of her boobs. At least it better be because I already bought a copy for every room in my house. (kendra)
YOU SHOULD FOLLOW TYLER ON TWITTER – because incredibly hot girls send pictures and I post them. Like this girl for example. I have to call her “this girl” because she wanted to remain anonymous, but there are 3, maybe 4, girls on earth with breasts that amazing so I’m not so sure that her plan is gonna work. (twitter, facebook)
UNA HEALY - of the Brit girl group The Saturdays spent the weekend in Ibiza, and more to the point she went strolling around topless (nsfw pictures start here). I’ll never forget the first time I heard about Una and the Saturdays. It was over there, on the couch, about an hour ago. Hi couch, hello! Remember me? Man I’ll tell ya. Lot of good memories. (splash news online)
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By brendon June 03, 2010 @ 11:19 AM
KENDRA WILKINSON - is popular with someone at Hulu, who used tags like, “untalented” “moronic” and “prostitute” to describe this weeks show. In the past Kendra has said she worries people will label her “a porn star”. So hey, good news. (thx to joseph)
GARY COLEMANS EX WIFE - did apparently have the legal right to take Gary off life support, according to the hospital that let her do it. So that’s the end of that. I mean, why would they lie. (e online)
HEIDI MONTAG - is not really single of course, and her split last week was nothing but another publicity stunt. And what a success it was. Bored indifference swept the nation, as people everywhere asked, “…….who?” (us.com)
E! has released a clip of Kendra talking about the sale of her sex tape, and she seems very upset for someone who tried to sell the very same tapes last year and who very definitely had a part in this sale. She says she hopes people don’t judge her as a bad person because of this but I think we should. She laid down with a man who was not her husband. She’s a godless whore, and should be shunned as such.
After watching the Kendra sex tape, now I sort of believe her when she says she didn’t want it released. Her bf is a fat tub of shit and she gets nailed on a velour blanket with a picture of a panther on it. It’s so white trash I lost one of my teeth just from watching it. I also think World War II refers to some kind of alien attack and now when people ask me a question, I reply, “…do what now?” If I were Kendra and someone tried to take this away from me and sell it I would fight them to the grave.
UPDATE – ok a few new screencaps here. it’s just a few seconds from one scene but its very very very NSFW
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Kendra of course pretended to be devastated about the release of the sex tapes made when she was 18, but then she got undevastated two weeks later when she cashed her first royalty check, this one for $680,000.
Vivid has to keep this is the headlines as long as they can because they need to run up pre-sales. Once it’s released it will be on (NSFW) sites like this or this or this 30 seconds later. So with that in mind, yesterday they released a trailer. It’s hot but also sad because it might be the best chance I get all day to watch a girl in high school have sex. That’s why I printed up a few hundred passes to the Twilight: Eclipse premiere. Call me, girls!