wednesday headlines

By brendon July 07, 2010 @ 9:42 AM


LINDSAY LOHAN - was scribbling on a piece of paper all day during her court hearing (this is a fairly accurate recreation), and the Huffington Post found a crystal clear shot that shows what she was writing. It’s mostly notes to keep track of her lies and explain why she ignored the judge for the past 3 years. Her notes are the part written in red, the white space represents all the cocaine. (huff post)

KENDRA WILKINSON – has a new book that went on sale yesterday, and it tells how she went from an unknown tomboy to one of the most popular Playboy models ever. Presumably this means the book is nothing but pictures of her boobs. At least it better be because I already bought a copy for every room in my house. (kendra)

YOU SHOULD FOLLOW TYLER ON TWITTER – because incredibly hot girls send pictures and I post them. Like this girl for example. I have to call her “this girl” because she wanted to remain anonymous, but there are 3, maybe 4, girls on earth with breasts that amazing so I’m not so sure that her plan is gonna work. (twitter, facebook)

UNA HEALY - of the Brit girl group The Saturdays spent the weekend in Ibiza, and more to the point she went strolling around topless (nsfw pictures start here). I’ll never forget the first time I heard about Una and the Saturdays. It was over there, on the couch, about an hour ago. Hi couch, hello! Remember me? Man I’ll tell ya. Lot of good memories. (splash news online)

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thursday morning headlines

By brendon June 03, 2010 @ 11:19 AM


KENDRA WILKINSON - is popular with someone at Hulu, who used tags like, “untalented” “moronic” and “prostitute” to describe this weeks show. In the past Kendra has said she worries people will label her “a porn star”. So hey, good news. (thx to joseph)

GARY COLEMANS EX WIFE - did apparently have the legal right to take Gary off life support, according to the hospital that let her do it. So that’s the end of that. I mean, why would they lie. (e online)

HEIDI MONTAG - is not really single of course, and her split last week was nothing but another publicity stunt. And what a success it was. Bored indifference swept the nation, as people everywhere asked, “…….who?” (

kendra is not being honest, part 15

By brendon May 26, 2010 @ 5:57 PM

E! has released a clip of Kendra talking about the sale of her sex tape, and she seems very upset for someone who tried to sell the very same tapes last year and who very definitely had a part in this sale. She says she hopes people don’t judge her as a bad person because of this but I think we should. She laid down with a man who was not her husband. She’s a godless whore, and should be shunned as such.

i can see kendras point

By brendon May 26, 2010 @ 4:14 PM


After watching the Kendra sex tape, now I sort of believe her when she says she didn’t want it released. Her bf is a fat tub of shit and she gets nailed on a velour blanket with a picture of a panther on it. It’s so white trash I lost one of my teeth just from watching it. I also think World War II refers to some kind of alien attack and now when people ask me a question, I reply, “…do what now?” If I were Kendra and someone tried to take this away from me and sell it I would fight them to the grave.

UPDATE – ok a few new screencaps here. it’s just a few seconds from one scene but its very very very NSFW

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kendras sex tape has a preview

By brendon May 26, 2010 @ 10:53 AM


Kendra of course pretended to be devastated about the release of the sex tapes made when she was 18, but then she got undevastated two weeks later when she cashed her first royalty check, this one for $680,000.

Vivid has to keep this is the headlines as long as they can because they need to run up pre-sales. Once it’s released it will be on (NSFW) sites like this or this or this 30 seconds later. So with that in mind, yesterday they released a trailer. It’s hot but also sad because it might be the best chance I get all day to watch a girl in high school have sex. That’s why I printed up a few hundred passes to the Twilight: Eclipse premiere. Call me, girls!

kendras sex tape looks hot

By brendon May 19, 2010 @ 4:20 PM


Vivid has released over a dozen new images from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, and as you might have guessed, she looks to have really hot sex. She’s probably a really good girlfriend. Better than mine at least. My girlfriend is real bossy and won’t let me film our love making sessions. To make matters worse my girlfriend is just some used womens clothing stuffed with leaves.

NOTE – these do show Kendra having sex, so act accordingly.

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