After zero days of media silence, Kendra Wilkinson has finally agreed to give her side of leaked sex tape story to the new issue of OK magazine.
And she’s so bad at lying that it’s actually pretty charming. It makes you think she’s never done it before, and has no idea how it works.
An insider who has watched the tape tells OK! that there is no doubt that it’s Kendra in the video.
“When I saw it, I was shocked. I mean, I just was shocked to see a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but it was obvious and clear to me that it was in fact her,” the source tells OK! exclusively.
“(part of) the tape is an amazing striptease from her, and then at the end of the tape she blows a kiss to the camera.”
“It is very, very sexual, and she is just a beautiful woman,” says the source, adding, “It’s hot, definitely hot.”
The insider tells OK! the video is far from innocent, explaining, “This tape is sexually explicit. It’s hot and she’s hot. It’s going to be a massive seller.”
That is without question the worst fake source I’ve ever seen. Kendra. It’s Kendra. No guy would ever see a sex tape and single out the sensual strip tease, so it’s a girl, and so Kendra. Actually it’s probably Bridget while Kendra stood next to her and together they called OK.
“Tell ‘em I looked all hot and shit!”
“She looked… very beautiful.”
I bet when she was 20 she would try to buy alcohol by putting on a black handlebar mustache and a derby. Then walk up to the counter and say, “Good day young man” in a phony deep voice. But she would forget the rest of her disguise so she’d be there in cheerleader shorts and a tiny tshirt with her huge tits and long blond hair.
The fact that Kendra orchestrated a magazine cover to come out the very same day Vivid announced they have a Kendra sex tape should tell you everything you need to know about who is behind this. And if that doesn’t the legal stuff should. And if that doesn’t maybe the fact that she tried to sell the very same tapes will…
Documents acquired by Radar confirm that the Playboy pinup was in the process of releasing the tapes herself a year and a half ago! According to the documents, a company (which Wilkinson would own and control) would be formed and Wilkinson’s team would shop the tape around soliciting offers. Wilkinson would also be able to mandate how the tape would be edited before it was sent to potential buyers.
While several media outlets cited sources claiming the blonde beauty is “devastated” and “humiliated” by the tapes potentially going public and worried it will harm her marriage to Hank Baskett, Radar also learned that Wilkinson was figuring out a way to release them herself well into her relationship with the professional football player and even after the couple’s engagement was announced.
I like Kendra a lot, so it sucks to point out that she’s lying. If she was trying to sell this movie last year, and someone “betrayed” her and sold the movie to Vivid this year, how many damn copies of this thing are there? Did she just sit down one day a burn a bunch of copies? Will aspiring teen models make a sex tape with you if you give them a copy for their demo reel or something? Because if so I need to place an ad in Variety immediately.
So there’s this guy I know, and he knows everything that happens behind the scenes in porn, and he says that if this tape ever gets released, and if it shows Kendra having sex, it will be because she approved its release and signed contracts allowing it. If she wants to kill the tape, she can. If she doesn’t, she won’t.
This is because of a law called 2257, which is essentially a bookkeeping law. Every performer in a sex tape or porn must certify that they are the ones in the scene and that they were at least 18 years old at the time. Vivid could never release a tape if they couldn’t document who the performers were and that they were legal age. This would be especially relevant to Kendra because she would have been around 18 when the tape was made. Porn is fanatically obsessed over two things: 1. paperwork 2. taking all my money.
If someone does not certify all that, their image will be blurred, like the image of Brandy Ledford, the second girl in the sex tape starring Vince Neil and (Jesse James’ first wife) Janine Lindemulder. Brandy didn’t sign so her face was blurred out.
It’s not clear if Kendra has signed yet but Vivids press release is a pretty good indication that she did or will soon.
The guy I know says it would be amazing if the tape was released as planned at the end of May, because Vivid will want this to play out as long as possible, with pretend negotiating and fake crying going back and forth in the media. I asked about screencaps but apparently no one has seen anything. This thing is locked away like the robot hand they reverse engineered to build Skynet in Terminator 2.
Vivid has released just about every celebrity sex tape you can think of, including Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson, but less than an hour ago they released a statement to claim the next one could be their biggest yet. Because it stars Kendra Wilkinson. Who was a teenager at the time.
First the boring part from their press release…
‘We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude. The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We’ve been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful. We therefore made the decision to release ‘Kendra Exposed’ to stores across the country by the end of May,’ said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.”
And now the good part…
The explicit tape was made before she was engaged to and then married Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett. The name of her sex partner in the video, that was shot prior to her moving into the Playboy mansion, has not been revealed.
Kendra met Hef when she was 18, and ‘Girls Next Door’ began one year later. So this tape had to be made when she was 19, or maybe even 18. No wonder they think it’s gonna be huge. It’s a celebrity tape, a hardcore tape, and a barely legal tape all in one. Just seeing naked 18-year-old Kendra would be enough. If she does anal I’ll buy a copy for every room in the house, with brand new giant 3D TVs, and play it 24 hours a day. I’ll install TVs on the stairs and in the mailbox too, so I never have to be away from Kendras hot teen ass for more than a few seconds.
By brendon March 17, 2010 @ 4:17 PM
KENDRA - is gonna kill me because I was supposed to mention her St. Patricks Day contest sooner than this. So everyone go do this thing for Kendra. I guarantee (*) the winner gets to have sex with her. (*- these statements are not guaranteed)
GARY DOURDAN - used the things he learned on ‘CSI’ to have his girlfriend arrested after she assaulted him. If I were the cop I’d have a hard time taking this seriously. I’d bring him a cup of cocoa, and say, “aww honey, wha’ happened?” (ew)
AMY POEHLER AND WILL ARNETT – are having another child. This is one of the few couples who should have kids, because those two are both awesome. So they have my blessing. Hopefully this catches on because I’d really like to be put in charge of who lives and who dies. (us)
KIRSTIE ALLEY - went clomp clomp clomp and waddled over to Letterman yesterday to promote her new reality show about her diet and transformation from a fat tub of shit to a fat tub of shit dressed in clothes made for humans. (inf daily)
By brendon March 12, 2010 @ 6:10 PM
Hank Baskett is having a bad few months. As a special teams player for the Colts, he had an onside kick bounce off his face in the Superbowl against the Saints. The Saints went on to score and win. Then his contract expired and the Colts didn’t try to resign him. And now there’s this…
Kendra Baskett is mulling a breast reduction. They “went from a 34C to an E,” during her pregnancy, she told Us. “Now that they’re going down, they’re a little bigger than I want.”
“I feel like I’m a little top heavy,” Kendra, 24, said.
Hank tried to be diplomatic. “You know I support her [but] I’m definitely going to miss them, you know.”
F*ck diplomatic. That’s bullsh*t. This should be grounds for divorce, and Hank should get everything. Why do women think they can get married and then immediately un-do everything that made them appealing in the first place. If a girl married a doctor and then one year later he quit and got a paper route, she’d be pissed, right? 34C isn’t even that big. Does she want to be flat? Why not just get completely internal genitalia. Hank might as well have married a dolphin.