Kendra Wilkinson married Philadelphia Eagle wide-receiver Hank Baskett this weekend at the Playboy Mansion in LA, and even though these aren’t official wedding photos, they really came out beautifully. Especially this one. I can’t explain why that one is so special, but you could say the same about falling in love, couldn’t you?
BRITNEY SPEARS – is getting married to her agent. Or something. “He didn’t exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes … (he) held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks.” He hugged her and then kissed her on the cheek? What do we know about this guy? I think she just accidentally joined the mafia. (source = star)
JON AND KATE PLUS CLEVER DIVORCE PUN – It was learned last night of course that Jon and Kate will announce they’re separating on Monday, but today Radar adds that they haven’t slept together in months. He sleeps in the garage and tries to avoid the house completely when Kate is there. And Gawker says Jon is looking for a place to live in Trump Towers in NYC. Oh well la-di-da. Too good for the garage, your majesty?
KENDRA WILKINSON – had her bridal shower last night, and the whole night was like a princess in a storybook. That is to say if the princess was a drunken hussy with the worlds greatest body and a push-up bra. (16 more pics = here. hq jump = here. source = splash news online)
KENDRA WILKINSON - has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant. Which sucks. I should have been told in person. The father has rights too! (source = e! online)
IRON MAN 2 – The first picture of Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 has been released. Rourke plays Whiplash, and he has a suit sort of like Iron Mans, except he adds whips and takes away any protection whatsoever. He’s unstoppable, unless he were to run into the real Iron Man, or any normal police officer with a gun, or anyone with the flu. (source = USA Today)
KELLY BROOK – a few of these pictures we’re on here Monday, but most are new, they’re all better quality and there’s now 100 percent more naked breast (BAM). These of course are from the set of Piranha 3D. I don’t like when horror movies do this kind of thing, because I end up with an erection while someone gets ripped apart. There’s no way that’s mentally healthy. (hq jump = here)
I don’t know if you knew this or not, but Kendra Wilkinson has a new show on E! that premieres this Sunday. Which is good news because she was always the best thing about “The Girls Next Door”. She was constantly naked and confused. I’m pretty sure you can even see her naked ass on the promo. A good-hearted, easily-befuddled hot naked girl makes for surprisingly compelling television. Watch the video
Levis had everything in place for yesterdays Power Slide competition in Santa Monica:
- Kendra Wilkinson sliding on something? Check
- Kendra in a push-up bra and slutty shirt? Done.
- A midget, preferably Wee-Man? You know it.
Someone should play Sabre Dance whenever she's around. That has to be what she hears in her head from the second she wakes up. Frantic and all over the place but super happy. And at the 0:50 mark is what happens when someone asks her a question. Everything slows way down and gets a little hollow, because she doesn't know the answer, or what’s going on. But by 1:30 the person has figured that out and walked away.
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Kendras website launches today, and I think she’s hot and she did this video for me so I'm mentioning it (it’s over here). Please don’t think I have any integrity whatsoever; I’ll gladly whore out to anyone who is nice to me. Happily in this case. She’s extremely likable and naturally entertaining, and by that I mean “naked”, just all the time, for no reason whatsoever. You can go to Target and buy uncensored “Girl Next Door” box sets for $20 and you'll quickly discover that Kendra can't go 30 seconds without showing her tits to someone. It’s essentially soft core porn, minus the part where a sexy young couple finds a treasure map. Her website should be the same kind of thing. I hope.