Levis had everything in place for yesterdays Power Slide competition in Santa Monica:

 - Kendra Wilkinson sliding on something?  Check
 - Kendra in a push-up bra and slutty shirt?  Done.
 - A midget, preferably Wee-Man?  You know it. 

Someone should play Sabre Dance whenever she's around.  That has to be what she hears in her head from the second she wakes up.  Frantic and all over the place but super happy.  And at the 0:50 mark is what happens when someone asks her a question.  Everything slows way down and gets a little hollow, because she doesn't know the answer, or what’s going on.  But by 1:30 the person has figured that out and walked away.

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Kendras website launches today, and I think she’s hot and she did this video for me so I'm mentioning it (it’s over here). Please don’t think I have any integrity whatsoever; I’ll gladly whore out to anyone who is nice to me. Happily in this case. She’s extremely likable and naturally entertaining, and by that I mean “naked”, just all the time, for no reason whatsoever. You can go to Target and buy uncensored “Girl Next Door” box sets for $20 and you'll quickly discover that Kendra can't go 30 seconds without showing her tits to someone. It’s essentially soft core porn, minus the part where a sexy young couple finds a treasure map. Her website should be the same kind of thing.  I hope.

I know a bunch of people over at Playboy (note: not really but I like to pretend I'm a big shot) and the rumor is former "Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson has been the first to get her own spin-off show on E!. It's not entirely clear what the show will be about but, um, it’s Kendra.  It's not civil war battlefields or chasing fugitives, it's her cursing and taking her clothes off.  At least it should be.  Because she’s hot and goofy, and that would be the best show on television.  On GND, she was naked constantly, and every third word was some scathing profanity.  If you saw a transcript it would look like one of those government UFO files, with half the page Sharpied out.  

(pics were taken by Troy Jensen, UHQ here and here.  she looks good, but TOGTFO.)

Breaking news everyone!  "Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson got engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Basket this weekend!  If this sounds familiar, it's because they’ve been engaged for at least a month, and it was on Tyler three weeks ago.  E! online says…

Our snoopy Seattle sources say GNDoor Kendra Wilkinson's BF, Philly Eagle hunk Hank Baskett, proposed to her atop the Space Needle this past weekend.
Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K's reps…haven't heard back.  But, a close Kendra friend has confirmed, "it's true."

Wow, what a coincidence!  That sources would tell me she's engaged to Hank Baskett, then she would deny it, then she gets engaged to Hank Baskett.  My source is either a powerful psychic or Kendra was lying.  I'm not sure what the answer is.  I tried testing my source by asking her about my dong, and she said it was "enormous", but really any number of Playmates could have told her that.  I heard the ones that have witnessed its glory first hand have a club with a secret handshake.