By Lex May 25, 2015 @ 10:26 AM
Ever since Vegas went to shit there’s been an unwritten rule that the hotel pools have to have celebrity hosts on the big weekends. It’s a draw for the cocaine sniffing junior Hollywood agents who spend Monday through Friday telling everybody where they’re going to be on Saturday. For the casinos, it’s a casting burden that leaves you rolling out the likes of Kesha baked out of her gourd and wearing something resembling what that big girl whose parents kept her in ballet far too long had on for her final recital. I’m not sure whose inspired to drink or do drugs staring into Kesha’s eyes at eleven a.m, let alone jump into a pool where in a world run by stern moms she would be surrounded by red dye confirming her leaks. It should be enough that ambitious girls with nice bodies are in bikinis by the pool. Escort Kesha back to her butter filled sarcophagus and open again on 10/31.
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By Matt October 22, 2014 @ 7:39 AM
Kesha is suing music producer and alleged sex dungeon owner Dr Luke for forcing her to use drugs and sexually abusing her. Kesha wants to be let out of a contract she claims she signed with Dr. Luke in between the basement torture sessions. A deposition from an unrelated case in 2011 was released wherein Kesha discounts many of these same claims:
“Q: Did Dr Luke ever give you a roofie?
Q: Did you ever have sex with [Dr. Luke?]
This deposition is from 2011 so if Luke indeed began raping and drugging her it would have been rather late into their professional relationship. That’s not usually how things progress, but sometimes people get comfortable. Lying under oath is a crime, whereas lying in a sensational lawsuit is merely considered uncouth and subtly recommended by your legal counsel. Kesha’s blowhard celebrity attorney Mark Garagos is suggesting that 2011 deposition was a lie by Kesha who feared retaliation.
“Luke walked Kesha down the beach and threatened to destroy Kesha’s life and the lives of her family if she didn’t cover up his sexual assaults.”
Either way that’s why we have the Under Oath thing. There’s no part in there about it being okay to fudge testimony if your pimp music producer is raping you in between producing you stupid hits. Dr Luke will probably continue to profit off of Kesha’s music and her questionable integrity will only obscure whatever shady shit he has actually done, which is most likely sizable and includes plenty of studio blow jobs. This isn’t his first rodeo.
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By Jack October 14, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Kesha is suing her producer Dr. Luke alleging that he liked to drug and fondle her, specifically in that order. He also supposedly called her fat so often that she started taking the drugs herself before the fondling. I normally abhor jury duty, but I’d show up for this run.
Read all about the Kesha being abused by her slimeball producer. (The Superficial)
Zach Galifianakis no longer looks like fat Jesus. Now he’s just regular Jesus size. (Huffington Post)
I would gladly lick all the cream off of Chelsea Lipp’s titty balls. (Drunken Stepfather)
Rachel Hilbert is all kinds of hot in a black bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
Kate Upton uses her tits to sell shit for Express. (Popoholic)
Mickey Rourke in spandex is very disturbing. (Dlisted)
Charlotte McKinney naked on a beach. That is all. (COED)
By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 3:53 PM
Now that Kesha dropped the dollar sign from her name, she looks like a million bucks. Or, like Scott Caan in a wig. Kesha was in rehab earlier this year for an eating disorder. Mostly, she was eating too much drugs and alcohol. Now she’s back to making new beautiful music and set to debut as a judge on Rising Star, ABC’s attempt to create their own American Idol or The Voice except ten years too late.
It’s terrifying for those kids. I feel so bad for them, but I’m really excited. I think people would be surprised how different I would like the talent to be. I want country, I want polka – all of it.
I wasn’t going to watch this show. Now I’m really really not going to watch this show. But I’m happy for Kesha. A new chin and cheeks and nose and vagina and hair and vagina hair and job just have to equal happiness. I hope for my sake.
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