Whether she’s whoring it up with ghosts or writing songs about her vagina with her mom, Ke$ha is never short of hilariously unique and edgy stories to tell reporters and talk show hosts. And, of course, by hilarious and edgy, I mean anything that pops into her brain within seconds after thinking to herself, “Quick, say something retarded so people keep talking about you!”
Ke$ha appeared on Conan earlier this week and showed off her inner lip tattoo that reads, “Suck it”, as a message to her haters. But Conan O’Brien also asked her about her songwriting process, and she described how she writes some of her songs by turning off all the lights, taking off her shirt, lowering herself over her piano’s keys and slapping her tits on them to “just tickle the ivories”.
And then Jason Collins showed up and said, “See? This is why.”
Inexplicably popular music star Ke$ha had a pretty busy day on Saturday, as she was also one of the stars at the 2013 Kids Choice Awards. But she started her weekend off by turning the obnoxious down to 5 and attending the 2013 Genesis Awards Benefit Gala, where she was presented with the Wyler Award for her efforts to spread animal rights awareness, as opposed to her legs.
Ke$ha was honored along with Stephen Colbert, Brian Williams and Drew Barrymore and, as you can see above, she at least tried not to look like an asshole in showing her appreciation for the award.
“If you follow my music, you know I’m a bit of a jackass,” Kesha said. “But this is one part of my life I take really seriously. Helping animals has always been my goal.” (antiMUSIC)
As for the people at the Genesis Awards, they’re happy to have anyone in the entertainment industry share their cause, even if it is a woman who claims to have sex with ghosts while writing songs about her pussy with her mom.
“We are so grateful to the news and entertainment media for keeping animal protection issues firmly in their view in genres as diverse as comedy programming and documentaries. Concern for the welfare of animals has universal audience appeal, and since so much of what negatively impacts animals occurs out of sight, it’s important that these issues remain in the media spotlight,” said Beverly Kaskey, senior director of HSUS’ Hollywood Outreach program and exec producer of the Genesis Awards. (Variety)
It’s a lot of fun to make fun of Ke$ha. A lot. She’s an unapologetic Lady Gaga knockoff, and I’m pretty sure that her upcoming concert tour with Pitbull will lead to the gates of hell swinging wide open. But she has at least earned some cool points for her work with animals. You know, until she blows it all by performing a ping pong ball trick at a kids’ hospital.
And yet this somehow isn’t even the weirdest story we’ve heard about Ke$ha. But, whatever, the New Zealand Herald says…
‘Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life’ is scheduled to premiere in the US on MTV in April (and she) says viewers can expect some strange things.
“It’s my brother and his weird friend following me around for the past 2 years. We didn’t know what we were doing per se, but it’s my little brother and he’s my best friend. He’s got me wasted at 6am … He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see – making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of planes, swimming with sharks…”
“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy … Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.”
Oh, so she only drank her urine because someone tried to take it from her. Ok. See, now that I’ve heard the whole story in context it makes more sense.
On Friday morning, Ke$ha’s song ‘Die Young’, her first single from her terrible new album ‘Warrior’, was up to number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100, but then the shooting in Newton, Connecticut, happened, and suddenly some radio stations realized they were playing a song about how cool it would be to die young. So they pulled it from their rotation, causing the biggest single day drop since the Dixie Chicks made fun of President Bush in 2003.
Unfortunately it happened to someone with enough decency not to say anything about it. If it were that cunt Jennifer Lopez, she would absolutely be telling people that she’s the 29th victim of this tragedy.
Ke$ha went on Ryan Seacrests radio show yesterday to talk about all the “spiritual” and “magical” influences on her new album, including the time she was drugged with ketamine and raped I mean had sex with a ghost.
“It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
Oh so it’s fine to have sex with a dead person if they’re a ghost, but when you dig them up at the graveyard, suddenly everyone starts freaking out.
(image source of kesha filming the video for ‘die young’ in la yesterday = pacific coast)