By Jack September 23, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Kesha, everyone’s favorite dirty little prostitute, is in serious trouble. Her producer Dr. Luke has all her music but she’s currently suing him for drugging and raping her. If she doesn’t get it back soon she’s going to be forgotten. She’s going to need some serious lawyering to get her out of this.
I wonder if the lawyer will take half-assed handjobs as payment? (Last Men On Earth)
Hawaiian beauty Moira Kawehilani shows off her naked volcanoes. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Yogi Berra is dead and the world is much less awesome. (TMZ)
Kendall Morgan is on camera for you and waiting. (Drunken Stepfather)
Who else wants to fuck Supergirl Melissa Benoist? (COED)
Wet girls are the best girls. (The Chive)
Farrah Abraham has a sex doll because there is no depth to her shame. (The Superficial)
By Matt June 17, 2015 @ 8:08 AM
Kesha mocked Radar Online for suggesting her ass seemed larger than normal when she performed at the LA Pride Festival, an event dedicated to proving homophobes correct. She re-posted the headline on her Instagram along with the comment:
“OMG FAVORITE HEADLINE EVER! Haaaaaaaaaa yes I implanted rainbows in my ass.”
That I’d pay to see. Kesha is recovering from an eating disorder and what appears to be a bogus lawsuit against her record producer Dr Luke, who somehow grafted together some songs for her out of a few meth fueled outtakes and some razor wire. She recently said she is happy with the way her life is going:
“I’ve had a lot of ups and downs… I went to a dark place. There was a lot of not eating, and I started to think being hungry to the point of feeling almost faint was a positive thing. The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really unhappy, but outside, people were like, ‘Wow you look great.’”
Of course they were. Kesha appears to have recovered nicely and is packing on some solid cushion. Hit the buffet, there are guys there who want to fuck you. They don’t skimp on the shrimp. Or the compliments. Implants my ass.
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By Lex May 25, 2015 @ 10:26 AM
Ever since Vegas went to shit there’s been an unwritten rule that the hotel pools have to have celebrity hosts on the big weekends. It’s a draw for the cocaine sniffing junior Hollywood agents who spend Monday through Friday telling everybody where they’re going to be on Saturday. For the casinos, it’s a casting burden that leaves you rolling out the likes of Kesha baked out of her gourd and wearing something resembling what that big girl whose parents kept her in ballet far too long had on for her final recital. I’m not sure whose inspired to drink or do drugs staring into Kesha’s eyes at eleven a.m, let alone jump into a pool where in a world run by stern moms she would be surrounded by red dye confirming her leaks. It should be enough that ambitious girls with nice bodies are in bikinis by the pool. Escort Kesha back to her butter filled sarcophagus and open again on 10/31.
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By Matt October 22, 2014 @ 7:39 AM
Kesha is suing music producer and alleged sex dungeon owner Dr Luke for forcing her to use drugs and sexually abusing her. Kesha wants to be let out of a contract she claims she signed with Dr. Luke in between the basement torture sessions. A deposition from an unrelated case in 2011 was released wherein Kesha discounts many of these same claims:
“Q: Did Dr Luke ever give you a roofie?
Q: Did you ever have sex with [Dr. Luke?]
This deposition is from 2011 so if Luke indeed began raping and drugging her it would have been rather late into their professional relationship. That’s not usually how things progress, but sometimes people get comfortable. Lying under oath is a crime, whereas lying in a sensational lawsuit is merely considered uncouth and subtly recommended by your legal counsel. Kesha’s blowhard celebrity attorney Mark Garagos is suggesting that 2011 deposition was a lie by Kesha who feared retaliation.
“Luke walked Kesha down the beach and threatened to destroy Kesha’s life and the lives of her family if she didn’t cover up his sexual assaults.”
Either way that’s why we have the Under Oath thing. There’s no part in there about it being okay to fudge testimony if your pimp music producer is raping you in between producing you stupid hits. Dr Luke will probably continue to profit off of Kesha’s music and her questionable integrity will only obscure whatever shady shit he has actually done, which is most likely sizable and includes plenty of studio blow jobs. This isn’t his first rodeo.
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