Elmo Gets a Free Pass on the Sodomy

Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash is in the clear after a court of appeals judge threw out his child molestation case. Three men brought a suit against Clash for trying to stick his hand up their puppet holes when they were still under the age of majority. The case was... read more

Elmo Is Off The Hook And Free To Terrorize Boys on Sesame Street

Kevin Clash, the fist inside Elmo's red furry asshole, is not going to be tried for allegedly having sex with three underaged boys. Not because there isn't enough evidence, but because the accusers waited too late and the statute of limitations ran out. You'll recall... read more

Kevin Clash Gets An Emmy Nod For Fingerbanging... A Puppet

Kevin Clash, the dirty perv that used to perform Elmo, has been nominated for a daytime Emmy. You'll recall that last year the legendary puppeteer quit Sesame Street after it came out that he had been fisting more than a red sock. He allegedly had sex with a couple of... read more