Elmo Gets a Free Pass on the Sodomy

April 24, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash is in the clear after a court of appeals judge threw out his child molestation case. Three men brought a suit against Clash for trying to stick his hand up their puppet holes when they were still under the age of majority. The case was dismissed because the statute of limitations […]


Elmo Is Off The Hook And Free To Terrorize Boys on Sesame Street

July 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Clash, the fist inside Elmo’s red furry asshole, is not going to be tried for allegedly having sex with three underaged boys. Not because there isn’t enough evidence, but because the accusers waited too late and the statute of limitations ran out. You’ll recall that Clash resigned from Sesame Street after several boys came […]


Kevin Clash Gets An Emmy Nod For Fingerbanging… A Puppet

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Clash, the dirty perv that used to perform Elmo, has been nominated for a daytime Emmy. You’ll recall that last year the legendary puppeteer quit Sesame Street after it came out that he had been fisting more than a red sock. He allegedly had sex with a couple of teenage boys. Not cool for […]