It might not be the most flattering thing in the world when respected media outlets are impressed because you managed to fill your tank without setting yourself on fire or spraying gas through your open window. Way to go, KFed.
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10.07.2009 do not rent to kevin federline
Kevin Federline seems like a great guy of course, but you can’t judge a book by it’s cover, because apparently he caused over $100,000 in damage to the house he was renting in Tarzana, and bailed on the last 6 months of rent on top of that. The damage he left behind includes…
- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)
The one that really haunts me is “permanent spit marks on exterior paint”. How many STDs does this dude have where his spit has evolved into some toxic poison that can eat through paint? Jesus he’s like that little dinosaur in the first Jurassic Park. Someone go scare him. I bet he has one of those neck frills too.
09.01.2009 KFed is all ripped out
Kevin Federline and his hot bikini-clad girlfriend hit up the pool in Miami this afternoon, and it was a little disappointing to see the pictures end when they did, because I was hoping Luke Skywalker would walk up to them and demand Han Solo.
(the “full size” tab has never been more appropriate, but hq jump here. 4 more pics here. source = mavrix online)
07.28.2009 Kevin Federline has still got it
Kevin Federline played golf at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic outside LA yesterday, although at first I thought it was Winnie the Pooh. And he was smoking. I said, “No Winnie The Pooh, don’t smoke, the kids, they look up to you!” But it’s okay. It’s just KFed. No one looks up to him, so he can do whatever.
03.03.2009 well-fed is in new orleans
KFed and his new plus sized figure showed up in New Orleans yesterday for the start of Britneys new tour. It was the same day Brit was announced as the new spokesmodel for Candies. Kevin was supposed to be down there to watch their kids but all that talk about candy made him hungry and here we see him on the way to AND from an ice cream store.
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12.09.2008 BRAND NEW KFED MUSIC
No not really. KROQ in LA put together this new song that is fooling many into thinking that hip hop superstar Kevin Federline was so inspired by Barrack Obama that he stepped back into the studio to record new music and share his unique perspective with the world. But alas it was not to be. In hindsight you can tell it's not him because you didn’t hear about me chopping down the power pole outside the studio and dropping it onto his head after he stepped inside of it.
