You might be wondering why Kevin Spacey would go all the way to Turkey to receive an award at the little known International Eurasia Film Festival. Um, well, may I present to you their trophy. I know it's unlikely that he would F himself or his gentleman caller with that thing, but I bet there’s at least a 5 percent chance he will. Not because gay guys are perverts (they’re probably no more or less so than anyone else) but because Hollywood people are perverts. He might even just do it as a joke. Like he’ll say, hey remember the disappearing pencil trick in Dark Knight? Then he’ll take off his pants. Ta-da!
