By Travis October 11, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
While Lamar Odom’s crack smoke hasn’t even dissipated yet, Kris Jenner is rumored to be hard at work in finding a new boyfriend for Khloe Kardashian, who isn’t divorced, but who the fuck cares when there’s cash and ratings to be earned? According to In Touch, Kris has been trying to set Khloe up with rapper Drake because she thinks the daughter she probably had with someone who isn’t Robert Kardashian finally deserves someone who isn’t a jerk. Meanwhile, Kris herself will probably soon be looking for a new boyfriend now that she and Bruce Jenner have split, and I’ve got my fingers crossed for Chris Brown’s dad or a bunch of starving sharks.
(Photo Credit: Kris Jenner’s Instagram)
By Lex September 19, 2013 @ 11:31 AM
With audience testing on her current Lamar broke my heart storyline faltering, Khloe strapped on a tight dress that hugged her thistle covered fur matting and hopped on board a private jet to Las Vegas. She’s soon to be a very eligible single. And, yes, by eligible I mean she’s rich and stupid. ISO a man 25-45. Fucked up famous people and men who can give her a black baby jump to the front of the line.
By Lex September 11, 2013 @ 5:08 PM
The Kardashians are like the postman. Nothing can stop them from making their appointed rounds. Not crackwhores or missing husbands or paternity allegations or even just having the shits from their amphetamine laced diet powder. These girls are earners. So back to the streets went these gussied up hookers. Mama always said you work your corner or somebody else be working your corner.
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By Lex September 06, 2013 @ 5:36 PM
Somebody gave Khloe Kardashian the solid advice to come out of hiding and go back to doing what she did before Lamar ditched her for crack and whores. So Khloe went back onto social media to post some photos of herself looking carefree and saying inane things that makes sense only to a 12-year old girl with head trauma. No word yet if she continues to manage the bogus cancer charity she and Lamar set up when Lamar was still pretending he could stand her. Beyond those two things, she eats and takes dumps. Presumably those two activities continue unabated.
By Lex September 02, 2013 @ 1:23 PM
Even as her mom leaks like a cheaply made adult diaper to TMZ about Lamar Odom being a crack binging whore monger, sensitive daughter Khloe continues her social media therapy.
Obviously, if Khloe were made of steel, she would weigh in at 87,000 lbs. and Kris Jenner would have already sold her in the commodity pits to a Japanese ironworks conglomerate. Also, they’d have to build stronger seats at the Hometown Buffet. For his part, out of control crack addict Lamar Odom was spotted this weekend at a vegan restaurant and renting movies at Blockbuster, you know, like a total drug addict.
Here’s Khloe in crisis head to the gym in an oversized sweatshirt. Which begs the question, what size must a sweatshirt be to be oversized on Khloe?
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By Lex August 30, 2013 @ 3:16 PM
Talk about piling on. Just when Khloe Kardashian is pushed to the limit on her limited IQ saintly caring for her maybe or maybe not drug addicted husband, Eminem comes along and drops this verse in his new single, Berserk:
“They say that love is as powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam. All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo with the ugly Kardashian.
I don’t know if Khloe should be more offended that Eminem is calling her ugly, or the fact that the entire world is just assuming he’s talking about Khloe when he says the ugly Kardashian. Maybe he’s talking about Rob, or one of the not fully formed babies Kris buried in the backyard when she used to cheat on her husband.
Yeah, but this verse later in the song:
Lamar O, sorry, we done both set the bar low.
Wow, now I’m starting to feel sorry for the stupid Kardashian. You know who I’m talking about.