Wouldn’t it be great to buy the actual sports bra and yoga pants that Khloe Kardashian wore to the gym at some unspecified point in time? Of course not, it would be pointless and disgusting, but you can do it anyway on her ebay store. In fact you can buy a whole wardrobe, choosing from hundreds of items, from sunglasses to bags to heels with studs on them; everything a giantess or cross dresser might need.

While it’s true it would have been easier for her to donate these items to a charity, that would mean she’d miss out on the .99 cents she’d make on these jeans, or the $1.04 for these pants, and so fuck them.

My hope is that at least one of the items is bought by a chemist/murderer who will scrape the clothes for DNA and engineer some untraceable Kardashian poison.

The images above barely even look like the same gender, much less the same person, but they are, and even more amazing; they were both taken today (on a side note, I love how the photo agency zoomed in several times from the same shot, as you would if you were analyzing a picture of Bigfoot).

So Covergirl or whoever should forget about hiring someone like Halle Berry, who is hot no matter what. I wanna know what makeup they used to fix Khloe Kardashian, and how many phoenix feathers are in it. She doesn’t look good or anything but it’s a million times better than she looked this morning. She even found a dress that hides her balls.