Kris Jenner: Would You Like to Buy My Daughters Photoshoot

By Lex November 05, 2013 @ 1:40 PM


Kris Jenner is the Energizer bunny of pimping out her kids. With all the negative news surrounding the family of late, divorces, illegitimate kids, all the buried babies yet to be washed up during the first winter rain, Kris grabbed her female children, some revealing dresses, and got everybody out to the beach to show off some titty. Of age, barely legal, fat and gunky, underaged, it did not matter. Just get the sun glare and the soft lenses working, the girls in some skin baring outfits, and start snapping away. And it’s all perfectly legal. She’s like the most dangerous Batman villain yet.

Photo Credit: The Kardashians/Instagram

Lamar Odom Is Willing To Let Oprah Save His Ass

By Travis October 17, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

As Lamar Odom continues to try to keep his marriage with Khloe Kardashian together for the sake of the giant paychecks they receive from E! for their reality series, he also reportedly believes that there’s a snowball’s chance in Los Angeles that another NBA team would give him a shot again after he spent most of the last two months either smoking crack or denying it. But now TMZ reports that the always opportunistic and shamelessly exploitative Oprah Winfrey is trying to land a tell-all TV interview with Lamar with the hopes that her relationship with the Kardashians will earn his trust.

Know what else might earn his trust? A large check. Or just cut out at the middle man and tell him to look under his seat. What’s in that gift box, Oprah? “IT’S CRACK COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!”

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Kris Jenner Wants Khloe To Ruin Drake’s Life Now

By Travis October 11, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

While Lamar Odom’s crack smoke hasn’t even dissipated yet, Kris Jenner is rumored to be hard at work in finding a new boyfriend for Khloe Kardashian, who isn’t divorced, but who the fuck cares when there’s cash and ratings to be earned? According to In Touch, Kris has been trying to set Khloe up with rapper Drake because she thinks the daughter she probably had with someone who isn’t Robert Kardashian finally deserves someone who isn’t a jerk. Meanwhile, Kris herself will probably soon be looking for a new boyfriend now that she and Bruce Jenner have split, and I’ve got my fingers crossed for Chris Brown’s dad or a bunch of starving sharks.

(Photo Credit: Kris Jenner’s Instagram)

Up Up and Away for Khloe Kardashian

By Lex September 19, 2013 @ 11:31 AM

With audience testing on her current Lamar broke my heart storyline faltering, Khloe strapped on a tight dress that hugged her thistle covered fur matting and hopped on board a private jet to Las Vegas. She’s soon to be a very eligible single. And, yes, by eligible I mean she’s rich and stupid. ISO a man 25-45. Fucked up famous people and men who can give her a black baby jump to the front of the line.

Back to Work for Khloe and Kourtney

By Lex September 11, 2013 @ 5:08 PM

Khloe And Kourtney Kardashian Film Scenes For 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' Amid Lamar Odom's Drug Scandal In Los Angeles
The Kardashians are like the postman. Nothing can stop them from making their appointed rounds. Not crackwhores or missing husbands or paternity allegations or even just having the shits from their amphetamine laced diet powder. These girls are earners. So back to the streets went these gussied up hookers. Mama always said you work your corner or somebody else be working your corner.

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Khloe Kardashian Pretends Well

By Lex September 06, 2013 @ 5:36 PM

Somebody gave Khloe Kardashian the solid advice to come out of hiding and go back to doing what she did before Lamar ditched her for crack and whores. So Khloe went back onto social media to post some photos of herself looking carefree and saying inane things that makes sense only to a 12-year old girl with head trauma. No word yet if she continues to manage the bogus cancer charity she and Lamar set up when Lamar was still pretending he could stand her. Beyond those two things, she eats and takes dumps. Presumably those two activities continue unabated.