
Khloe Kardashian (not pictured) and Lamar Odom actually did get married Sunday afternoon, at 5:12pm at a private residence in Beverly Hills according to People, and it’s lucky for her it wasn’t scheduled for even one day later because it seems he was starting to come to his senses.
Odom has lawyered up … The problem is they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out a prenuptial agreement.
…they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.
It’s not exactly clear if the ceremony yesterday was even legally binding, and early word is the two are miles apart as far as prenup/postnup details. She wants no special terms outlined because of the duration of their relationship before the wedding in case of divorce, and he wants to put her in a centrifuge to see if she’s hiding any testicles.

FUN WITH TAZERS - Police in Merced, CA. used a stun gun on a man with no legs in a wheelchair. Twice. Then his pants fell down as they handcuffed him on the ground, and they left him that way in broad daylight. Then he sat in jail for 6 days, then was released for lack of evidence. Why would they do all this? Probably because the guy was an asshole. I’ve had a house cat kick my ass, don’t tell me someone in a wheelchair can’t bite and scratch and give you some disease. And of course they left him on the ground. He’s got no legs. What should they do, carry him around on their back like he’s Yoda? (ap)
KHLOE KARDASHIAN - will marry LA Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday, even though they only met last month. “It will be a very detailed and classy affair,” a source said of the wedding. Unlike the divorce next month, which will be haphazard and bullet ridden. (people)
HEATHER LOCKLEAR - has agreed to reprise her role as Amanda Woodward on the new ‘Melrose Place’. The plan is for her to make her debut on Nov. 17, around one month after the show will be canceled. (wonderwall)
BILLY JOEL - is 60, and still divorcing 27-year-old Katie Lee Joel, but yesterday he brought his new gf to the opera, and she looks even younger than Katie (picture). At what point are we gonna see the FBI confiscating this guys hard drives. (popeater)
ANNALYNNE MCCORD - wore this awesome dress to the HBO Emmy party Sunday night. She and I would be a good couple because we’re both real hot, but I dress real conservative. My sexuality is assertive without being pushy. (hq jump here. source = getty and pco)

When LA Laker star Lamar Odom was playing college basketball at the University of Rhode Island, he would often disappear for days at a time as he suffered from crippling bouts of depression, doubt and low self esteem. In a possibly related story, now he’s marrying Khloe Kardashian.
It’s been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are currently planning their wedding, two sources confirm to PEOPLE.
Earlier this month, (Kim Kardashian said), “They’re very, very happy. They’ve been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”
The good news is that Odom is 6’11”, and when together he makes Khloe relatively human looking by comparison. The bad news is, if they have kids, those monsters will literally block out the sun and life on earth will cease to exist.

I can't remember which one is Kourtney and which one is Khloe, but the one who doesn’t look like something you’d see in the woods under a net really is the hottest of all the Kardashians. And she spent the weekend in Miami relaxing by a pool. Also pictured: her giant sister. Not pictured: Me. I live a life of international passion and intrigue.
(image source = mavrix online)

In the fine Kardashian tradition of making up controversies so they can address them on thier websites, Khloe Kardashian has taken to her blog to address the non-rampant rumors and not-flurry of websites who aren’t posting pictures of her wearing fur. These websites then went on to not ridicule her because
they don’t exist she recently starred in a PETA campaign.
Khloe writes…
As some of you might have seen today, there are several people who have taken to the web calling me a hypocrite and posting photos of me wearing fur.
The reason PETA approached me initially is because in my past I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts. After watching their video once, I was so horrified that I immediately swore off fur. The cruel treatment I saw had a great impact on me and I am deeply hurt that people are trying to criticize me for uneducated choices I made in my past that I now regret terribly.
I do know there are tons of photos where I am wearing fur pieces so this is to be expected, but I just wanted to let you know the real story behind my conscious decision and compassionate change of heart.
In Khloes defense, you almost never hear anything bad about the fur industry, so it's unreasonable to think she could have known those animals were skinned. She had no idea. How could she? How could anyone? I read one time that the animals all signed a consent form, so that after they die others may enjoy their fur too, so maybe Khloe heard that same thing. It was in "Fur Coat Propaganda Weekly". Would PETA have me believe this was a lie?

Khloe Kardashian is the latest celebrity to appear naked in an ad for PETA, and it's easy to see why they wanted her. Such a beautiful lady, and popular too. Not a day goes by when I don’t overhear someone say, "I wanna be just like Khloe Kardashian. I want to do what she does."