Kourtney Kardashian went shopping today around Melrose with her sister Khloe, and she did it in the shortest possible thing that she could wear and still be considered a piece of clothing. In fact Khloe was heard to joke, “That thing wouldn’t even cover my balls.”
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Her words, not mine.
Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her.
“I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.”
“It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off.”
“Kim and Kourtney have said to me, ‘If we were put under the same negative attention that you are, we couldn’t handle it.’”
Yeah because those two are hot. So it wouldn’t make any sense. And they’re probably just being nice so you don’t turn on them, so you don’t attack them one night and keep their head as a trophy.
DAVID BECKHAM AND POSH SPICE – are having another kid, their fourth. Jesus, keep your pants on lady. Wait are they, Mexican? (people)
KHLOE KARDASHIAN – might be pregnant too. Later, the nurse will describe the delivery like this: “Once the portal opened, something from the other side came through, something… horrible.” (new york post)
LINDSAY LOHAN – was given a $25,000 diamond necklace by a friend, jeweler Pascal Mouawad, to celebrate her sobriety and fresh start. Her next booking photo will be the most glamorous one yet! (nydn)
LILY ALDRIDGE – wore this fantastic white bikini to shoot for Victorias Secret on St. Barts this weekend. Models in bikinis; now you can finally see what everyone has been raving about. (flynet)
Yikes. Pacific Coast says the dress Kim Kardashian wore this weekend is the same dress Khloe wore Wednesday night. Um… wow. They allegedly have both the same parents, but that seems impossible to believe. This is like that scene where they dressed up ET in Gerties clothes.
Lamar Odom only dated Khloe Kardashian for about a month before they got engaged. Here’s a brief example to show exactly why that’s a terrible, terrible idea. Us magazine says…
Earlier this week, RadarOnline reported that the E! reality star, 25, is two months pregnant with husband Lamar Odom’s baby.
Khloe is putting those rumors to rest.
Asked at the Lakers/Celtics game Thursday if she’s expecting, she told Entertainment Tonight: “No, I’m just fat.”
Boy you gotta hand it to Khloe. Not everyone knows how to talk their way out of a tight spot but she sure does. There was a rumor about her that she wanted to kill, so she topped it with one way way worse. Checkmate, muck-raking tabloids.
Khloe Kardashian (image not available) somehow tricked LA Laker superstar Lamar Odom to run to the alter, but it turns out that only makes him partially dumb, because word is he is still working on his prenup and the marriage won’t be official until Khloe signs it.
He is adamant that all of his assets, including whatever money he makes while married to Khloe, are his, and she will not get a dime when should they divorce. TMZ says…
We’ve learned Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out the terms. Hersh won’t return our call, but Odom’s people tell us “Lamar has a set of balls” — translation, he’s not giving Khloe half of anything.
Yeah I don’t really care about that. I feel like Darwin watching his big lanky ass prepare to breed with that moose. What I very much do care about is Ashley Greene in a bikini. Therefore, here we have pictures of Ashley Greene in a bikini. As you can tell these are much better than pictures of Khloe, who looks like a learning-disabled boy.
