Yikes. Pacific Coast says the dress Kim Kardashian wore this weekend is the same dress Khloe wore Wednesday night. Um… wow. They allegedly have both the same parents, but that seems impossible to believe. This is like that scene where they dressed up ET in Gerties clothes.
Lamar Odom only dated Khloe Kardashian for about a month before they got engaged. Here’s a brief example to show exactly why that’s a terrible, terrible idea. Us magazine says…
Earlier this week, RadarOnline reported that the E! reality star, 25, is two months pregnant with husband Lamar Odom’s baby.
Khloe is putting those rumors to rest.
Asked at the Lakers/Celtics game Thursday if she’s expecting, she told Entertainment Tonight: “No, I’m just fat.”
Boy you gotta hand it to Khloe. Not everyone knows how to talk their way out of a tight spot but she sure does. There was a rumor about her that she wanted to kill, so she topped it with one way way worse. Checkmate, muck-raking tabloids.
Khloe Kardashian (image not available) somehow tricked LA Laker superstar Lamar Odom to run to the alter, but it turns out that only makes him partially dumb, because word is he is still working on his prenup and the marriage won’t be official until Khloe signs it.
He is adamant that all of his assets, including whatever money he makes while married to Khloe, are his, and she will not get a dime
when should they divorce. TMZ says…
We’ve learned Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out the terms. Hersh won’t return our call, but Odom’s people tell us “Lamar has a set of balls” — translation, he’s not giving Khloe half of anything.
Yeah I don’t really care about that. I feel like Darwin watching his big lanky ass prepare to breed with that moose. What I very much do care about is Ashley Greene in a bikini. Therefore, here we have pictures of Ashley Greene in a bikini. As you can tell these are much better than pictures of Khloe, who looks like a learning-disabled boy.
As you listen to the television producers of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ feed lines and direction to Khloe Kardashian, telling her what to say and think and do during her own wedding, keep in mind this is supposed to be a real person during a “reality” show. It feels like you could spin her around and find a little panel in her back because she’s a robot. That’s a dumb idea of course, but it makes at least as much sense as thinking that big moose is a human girl from earth.
ANNOYING UPDATE: this audio was originally on TMZ but now it’s down everywhere, so here’s a transcript of what was said. You’re just gonna have to take my word on it.
WOMAN: And I also wanna get that Bruce and Khloe beat, where Khloe tells Bruce that she thinks…she considers him a real dad(*).
MAN: I think that should happen, like, literally right before they walk down the aisle, don’t you think?
WOMAN: I doubt she’s gonna be thinking that right when they walk down the aisle, but when he’s in there with her, after he walks her mom, it can happen.
MAN: Ok, sounds good.
WOMAN: Finally, when Bruce comes up for Khloe – and that’s where you can get your beat, where Khloe says that thing to Bruce – she backpedals just for, like, maybe 10 steps and then let her go because Abby’s gonna pick her coming down the line.
(*) note: her actual real dad, OJ Simpson defense attorney Robert Kardashian, died in 2003.
Even after the wedding ceremony had taken place on Sunday, it still wasn’t clear if Khloe Kardashian (image not available) was legally married to Lamar Odom, because the prenup he insisted on wasn’t yet drafted or signed. Oh but things are clear now. They’re not married, and what took place this weekend was nothing but a TV show.
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married … and they won’t be until a prenup is signed.
We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. We’re told the negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.
…the couple will tie the knot — legally — once the prenup is inked.
It sounds like that will never happen if the rumors are true. They’ll never agree on a prenup. She reportedly wants 50 percent of his assets in case of a divorce, he wants her to sleep in a metal cage one size too small so she’ll stop growing.
Some pictures from Khloe Kardashians wedding are finally being released, and they really capture the magic of girls with big asses mulling around aimlessly while TV cameras record them. The only big stars to attend were Kobe Bryant and Ryan Seacrest, who somehow managed to light himself for the pictures. Other than that it was pretty dull. Which hopefully means we will never have to speak of this again.