Kid Rock Is a Saint

By Lex August 09, 2013 @ 5:56 PM


Kid Rock lowered his concert ticket prices to $20 for ten shows he’s playing at the DTE Theater near absolutely nothing in Michigan. And, then that hometown saint ordered beer prices lowered at the venue as well. Some people are questioning whether or not Kid Rock is being charitable in his economy pricing, or if he simply has to drop prices given his lack of draw in 2013. But, fuck you for questioning his rock and roll spirit. You’re probably right. But fuck you just the same. Also, it turns out that resellers bought up pretty much all those low cost tickets and quadrupled the prices to see the show. But, the beer is still a buck off and you can times that by ten when you’re seeing Kid Rock.

Kid Rock Thinks Justin Bieber Is The New Vanilla Ice (VIDEO)

By Travis June 21, 2013 @ 9:00 AM






Kid Rock appeared on the Howard Stern show earlier this week to talk about his new tour, and for some reason he decided to take a moment to comment on Justin Bieber’s current career “trajectory”, comparing the 19-year old to 90s rap embarrassment Vanilla Ice. As Stern correctly points out, the difference is that Vanilla Ice was a one-hit wonder, but Kid Rock took the insult a step further by saying that Bieber has no hits.

I’m all for ripping on the swaggy douchebag as much as possible, and if Suge Knight wants to dangle Bieber out a window, that’s cool, too. But I don’t think I’m ready to watch Bieber’s and Kid Rock’s fans go at it. I’m pretty sure the apocalypse comes next.

afternoon headlines

By brendon August 20, 2012 @ 6:05 PM

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KID ROCK – gave a house to a soldier who lost his leg in Afghanistan. In a related story, Lindsay Lohan gave hepatitis to a guy with heroin from Afghanistan. (radar)

WAYNE BRADY – has apologized for a joke he told about Jeffrey Ross and Trig Palin, who has Downs syndrome, at the Roseanne Barr Comedy Central Roast. “People hate you, especially Sarah Palin because you remind her of what Trig is going to look like when he’s 40.” When asked for a comment, Trig said “Dinosaur.” (huff post)

PHYLLIS DILLER – died this morning at her home in Los Angeles at the age of 95, due to complications from not being some kind of immortal vampire. (la times)

MINKA KELLY MILA KUNIS – went to the gas station in super tight workout pants. And now I have super tight regular pants. (perverted update – I honestly was only staring at her ass and never looked at her face and thought the agency said it was minka kelly. as was pointed out on twitter, it’s not. image source = splash)

BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE COOL

By brendon December 10, 2007 @ 2:51 PM

One reason I think Brad Pitt is cool is because he used to go to Ultimate Fighting matches way back in the early days.  And not because it was some media event in a fabulous casino, this was back when it wasn't even allowed in the continental US.  They would be on some tropical island somewhere and then the camera would scan through the crowd and there would be Brad Pitt.  The point to all this is that Brad and Angelina Jolie were in Vegas to watch Ricky Hatton get knocked out in the 10th by Floyd Mayweather Saturday night at the MGM Grand (video here).  Also there were David Beckham, Denzel Washington, Kid Rock, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, among others.  It was a good fight, although I don't agree that people should fight for money.  I use my karate for good, not for profit.  Like when I saved the rec center from those greedy developers.  My fists are made of steel, my kicks are weapons of honor!

(I have no idea what anyone is saying in that clip, but they mention the first Corrales/Castillo fight, which was good enough for me since thats maybe the greatest fight of all time.)



KID ROCK AND TOMMY LEE ARE TOUGH

By brendon September 10, 2007 @ 10:12 AM

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a shoving match last night at the MTV Video Awards. Both, of course, were married at one point to Pam Anderson, but it's not known what caused the confrontation. Access Hollywood says:

"According to a source who witnessed the event, Tommy Lee was sitting with magician Criss Angel. The two went over to see Diddy who was sitting in close proximity to Kid Rock. At some point after the twosome made their way over to Diddy, 'all hell broke loose'. People immediately gathered around the fracas and both Lee and Kid Rock were escorted out. Angel followed shortly after, though it did not appear, the witness told Access, that the magician was escorted out. It was unclear at the time of press, what the scuffle was over…"

To even call this a fight seems sarcastic at best.  My phone bill is scarier than either one of these two idiots.  If you want to see real fighting action, watch a Rush Hour movie where Jackie Chan does a karate attack on 10 people, one at a time, while trying not to drop a priceless vase.  That's what real fighting looks like!



IT WAS ALL PAMS FAULT

By brendon November 29, 2006 @ 11:02 AM

Page Six says today that there was plenty of blame to go around in the break up of Pam Anderson and Kid Rock after only 4 months of marriage.  Yesterday a source close to Pam said the split was prompted by Kids anger issues.  Today, a source close to Kid says there was much more to it than that, including Pam’s non-stop partying, her stalling when it came time to sign a pre-nup and her mysterious "miscarriage".  Page Six says:

"Bob (Kid Rock) rearranged his life for Pamela.  He moved from Detroit – something he said he would never do – and moved his son to L.A. to be with her … (but then) Pamela would go out almost every night and end up at [photographer] David LaChapelle's studio.  Bob was home alone with the three kids."

A fact Pam pretty much bragged about in this months Blender:

"When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle's studio taking crazy pictures. That's usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David's studio."

Kid also had doubts about Pam's miscarriage:

“Bob never saw any proof or heard from her at any time that she was pregnant. She announced she had a miscarriage. He flew to Canada to be with her and she went out every night."

Pam's rep denies all this of course. And that's fine with me.  Look, I don't really care, okay.  All I know for sure is I'd rather see conjoined twins in a make-out contest than that shirtless Kid Rock picture again.