One reason I think Brad Pitt is cool is because he used to go to Ultimate Fighting matches way back in the early days. And not because it was some media event in a fabulous casino, this was back when it wasn't even allowed in the continental US. They would be on some tropical island somewhere and then the camera would scan through the crowd and there would be Brad Pitt. The point to all this is that Brad and Angelina Jolie were in Vegas to watch Ricky Hatton get knocked out in the 10th by Floyd Mayweather Saturday night at the MGM Grand (video here). Also there were David Beckham, Denzel Washington, Kid Rock, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, among others. It was a good fight, although I don't agree that people should fight for money. I use my karate for good, not for profit. Like when I saved the rec center from those greedy developers. My fists are made of steel, my kicks are weapons of honor!
(I have no idea what anyone is saying in that clip, but they mention the first Corrales/Castillo fight, which was good enough for me since thats maybe the greatest fight of all time.)
Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a shoving match last night at the MTV Video Awards. Both, of course, were married at one point to Pam Anderson, but it's not known what caused the confrontation. Access Hollywood says:
"According to a source who witnessed the event, Tommy Lee was sitting with magician Criss Angel. The two went over to see Diddy who was sitting in close proximity to Kid Rock. At some point after the twosome made their way over to Diddy, 'all hell broke loose'. People immediately gathered around the fracas and both Lee and Kid Rock were escorted out. Angel followed shortly after, though it did not appear, the witness told Access, that the magician was escorted out. It was unclear at the time of press, what the scuffle was over…"
To even call this a fight seems sarcastic at best. My phone bill is scarier than either one of these two idiots. If you want to see real fighting action, watch a Rush Hour movie where Jackie Chan does a karate attack on 10 people, one at a time, while trying not to drop a priceless vase. That's what real fighting looks like!
Page Six says today that there was plenty of blame to go around in the break up of Pam Anderson and Kid Rock after only 4 months of marriage. Yesterday a source close to Pam said the split was prompted by Kids anger issues. Today, a source close to Kid says there was much more to it than that, including Pam’s non-stop partying, her stalling when it came time to sign a pre-nup and her mysterious "miscarriage". Page Six says:
"Bob (Kid Rock) rearranged his life for Pamela. He moved from Detroit - something he said he would never do - and moved his son to L.A. to be with her … (but then) Pamela would go out almost every night and end up at [photographer] David LaChapelle's studio. Bob was home alone with the three kids."
A fact Pam pretty much bragged about in this months Blender:
"When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle's studio taking crazy pictures. That's usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David's studio."
Kid also had doubts about Pam's miscarriage:
“Bob never saw any proof or heard from her at any time that she was pregnant. She announced she had a miscarriage. He flew to Canada to be with her and she went out every night."
Pam's rep denies all this of course. And that's fine with me. Look, I don't really care, okay. All I know for sure is I'd rather see conjoined twins in a make-out contest than that shirtless Kid Rock picture again.
So what would force Pam Anderson to divorce Kid Rock after just three months of marriage? Borat, of course. Or at least Pam’s role in the Borat movie, which Kid saw for the first time when a private screening has held for Kid, Pam and some friends two weeks ago. A friend tells Page Six:
"Bob (Kid Rock) started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."
Um, really. The star of 'Joe Dirt' and 'Biker Boyz' is looking down on Pam because of her movie choices? And did it really take the Borat movie for Bob to realize that Pam is a slut? It's Pam Anderson. Pam doing something slutty is like a badger being mean or Jesus flying through the clouds and saving people. That's just what they do. Pam's been a slut for like 20 years now. If you showed me a picture of her with her legs spread, you'd have to include a football next to it for scale.
Barely four months ago, Pamela Anderson said about her engagement to Kid Rock:
"I'm finally getting remarried … Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on … I feel like I'm finally free … I'm in love. I'm happy."
Today, TMZ says:
Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.
Love is a funny thing. It can hit you so hard it leaves you dizzy and with stars in your eyes, then it takes you to new places where you feel things you never thought possible. Wait, no. I'm thinking of rapists. What was the question again?
US magazine says Pamela Anderson suffered a miscarriage late last week while working in Vancouver. Anderson, 39, is not believed to have been very far long with her third child, the first with new husband Kid Rock, 35. Us says:
The source confirms that the actress did not go to the hospital to be treated, but instead had a doctor come to her to determine the miscarriage. The stress and the pressure of her rigorous filming schedule is believed to have caused the miscarriage. “She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob,” says the source.
This is sad of course, but Pam is a sinner, and Santa sees everything, so of course the wicked will be punished. Or maybe it's just good science. Any doctor will tell you that the vagina can only take so much trauma, so much pounding. Pams must be like taffy at this point. The baby probably just fell out.
Oh, um, GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!
