12.06.2007 KIEFER WILL SERVE ALL 48 DAYS

Kiefer Sutherland has now begun his 48-day prison sentence after being arrested on September 25th for driving under the influence.  He will also go on probation for 5 years.  He was already on probation for a 2004 DUI arrest.  This was his fourth DUI related arrest.  Page Six says:

He was charged with DUI after being pulled over in Hollywood on September 25 and was found to be driving while three times over the legal limit. Kiefer had a previous drunk-driving conviction in 2004 and was arrested for DUI in 1989 and 1993.
He will be behind bars for the Christmas and New Year's holidays and will serve the entire 48-day sentence.
…Sutherland will be serving his sentence in Glendale through the regular inmate program, with no special privileges.

I like Kiefer but this is his fourth DUI so fuck him.  If you're driving with a .24 BAL you might as well just drop a cement block on the gas pedal and fire a gun out the back of your car.  Prison is gonna suck.  I know he's a tough guy on TV, but so is Snuggle the dryer sheet bear against his enemy, static cling.  Both those things are about as real. 

12.05.2007 KIEFER IS GOING TO JAIL

People magazine is breaking the news that Kiefer Sutherland will be sentenced to jail within the next few hours.

Sutherland, wearing a black suit and tie, arrived at a downtown L.A. courtroom 15 minutes early for his 3:30 (pacific coast time) sentencing hearing. The actor, 40, previously agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his second DUI conviction and violating probation.

48?  This judge has no sense of irony.  I think people would like the legal system a lot more if it was funnier.  Like Paris Hilton should be sealed up in a cave with komodo dragons, because I heard she doesn't like komodo dragons.  Something like that.

10.10.2007 KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS SCREWED

Kiefer Sutherland pleaded no contest Tuesday to a misdemeanor drunk-driving charge.  Sutherland was stopped in West Hollywood after making an illegal u-turn a little after 1am on September 25th.  It was apparent to officers at the scene that Sutherland was drunk, and when tested, his blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit.  People.com says:

His attorney met with city prosecutors ahead of his scheduled arraignment next week. The Los Angeles City Attorney's office is recommending to the judge that Sutherland be sentenced to 48 days in jail – 30 days for the DUI conviction, and an additional 18 days for violating his probation.
He will be sentenced on Dec. 21.
It was his fourth DUI arrest: In 1989, he was arrested for DUI and carrying a concealed and loaded weapon. In a deal with prosecutors, he pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving, and the other charges were dropped.
He was arrested again in 1993, and pleaded out the same way. He was given the option of serving 12 days in jail or performing 211 hours of community service, and opted for the latter.

48 days sounds like a lot.  Thank god he's a celebrity, or else he would really have to do that.  When all is said and done, whatever little girl runs the jails in LA will get all doe-eyed and star struck and cave in.  It will go from 48 days in jail to the prison guards paying him 5 dollars if he can eat a tablespoon of cinnamon.  No, no, no, 10 but he has to eat a goldfish.  Do it … c'mon man do it!!!




09.28.2007 KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS SO SCREWED

Kiefer Sutherland has officially been charged with two misdemeanor counts of DUI as a result of his arrest early Tuesday morning, when he was caught driving with a blood alcohol level that was almost twice the legal limit.  Bad got badder for Keifer with the news that the judge hearing his case will be Judge Michael Sauer, the same judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days for driving on a suspended license.  Sutherland was already on probation for a 2004 DUI arrest.  On that occasion, he had a staggering .22 blood alcohol level.  .08 is the legal limit.  People.com says:

The 24 star, 40, faces up to one year in county jail if convicted and a $1,000 fine, plus an additional six months if a judge deems he violated probation.
Because of his previous DUI conviction, Sutherland faces a mandatory minimum sentence of four days in jail if convicted for this latest incident, which was his fourth DUI-related arrest.
In 1989, he was arrested for DUI and carrying a concealed and loaded weapon. In a deal with prosecutors, he pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving, and the other charges were dropped.
He was arrested for DUI again in 1993, and pleaded out the same way. He was given the option of serving 12 days in jail or performing 211 hours of community service, and opted for the latter.

Wow, if this judge gave Paris 45 days for driving on a suspended license, Sutherland is fucked.  What he's done over the years is much much worse than what Paris did.  The judge might just throw him in a damn volcano or at the very least sentence him to life on Monster Island.



09.25.2007 KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS DRUNK

Kiefer Sutherland was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol early this morning after being stopped in West Hollywood after making an illegal u-turn a little after 1am. When tested, his blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit. TMZ says:

This is the actor's second DUI in the past five years — he was arrested in 2004. By California law, if he's convicted, he must serve a mandatory minimum of five days in jail. Police sources tell TMZ 40-year-old Sutherland was pulled over around 1:35 AM PST on the corner of La Cienega and Beverly. Sutherland was at the FOX Fall Eco-Casino party at Area nightclub earlier that evening. He was booked at 4:09 AM and released at 5:42 AM on $25,000 bail. According to the L.A. Sheriff's Dept. website, the actor is 5'10" and weighs 150 lbs.

Kiefer gets fucked up all the time (like in that old video), and he doesn't really seem to mind, and people don't generally stop being alcoholics over night, so this isn't really very surprising.  What was surprising was when it turned out that model was only 15.  And a boy.  Yeah, I did not see that coming. 

Wait, Jack Bauer weighs 150 pounds?  What?  Aww that's bullshit.  I feel decieved.  He should have been upfront about that.  "Hi I'm Kiefer Sutherland and I weigh 150 pounds…" or something like that.