Are these science fiction movies or something? Because yesterday Kim Cattrall filmed a flashback scene for the ‘Sex and the City’ sequel, and it would seem she plays someone who was an old lady 25 years ago yet is still somehow alive today. Is she immortal? Is she some kind of dragon or something?
And are they still gonna pretend young hunks are lining up to have sex with these leathery old bitches and their dusty tombs wombs? Her vagina must look like something hanging out of a lions mouth. I’m pretty sure pictures like this are why I can’t get an erection.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
Last night was the New York premier of this summers hottest movie, "Sex and the City". After all this Indian Joe and Iron Man nonsense, it will be nice to finally see something based in reality. In this case, a movie where the hottest guys in New York are lining up to bang some weathered old hags. Rawr, Samantha, you sex kitten you! It’s easy to see why hot young models (this guy, to be specific) are lining up for one night in that dusty old snatch of yours. You’re soooo sexy. I know it's a sin to day dream about sweaty deviant sex with Samantha, but God should have thought have that before he made her so hot.
(picture source = splash news online)
