In reality, there seem to be an inordinate number of attractive women who hail from Canada. Hail from. As in, they all seem to have left, which may be why there seem to be such an inordinate number. In the Lower 48, we just meet the chicks of the Great White North whose Eskimo ancestors spoke to them through the magical fish and told them to head South because they’re too damn good looking to be stuck in Canada. Like Kim Cloutier. Who’s from Montreal. Which is the annoying part of Canada, but Canada nonetheless. But they do have poutine. Which may be the single best stoner food ever invented. So I’m told. By people who consume the marijuana.
Check out Kim Cloutier in her new bikini modeling pictures. And be nice to Canadians. They’re just like us, but with mustaches.