Rodman Going to Fix This Shit

September 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Jong-un likes to party with the world's least judgmental drunks because even an autocrat grows weary of his yes-men when it's time to get funky. Also, the thirteen year old concubines are starting to get their periods.

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Dennis Rodman Back in NoKo

June 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There can be no greater crazy quotient than when Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un are in the same room together talking current events. The North Korean dictator is your typical chunky Asian baller with a semi-decent outside shot and... READ MORE

Kim Jong Nam Assassin Chicks Sticking With Story

February 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The chicks who rubbed VX nerve gas on the face of Kim Jong-un's embarrassingly fat and capitalistic ex-pat brother, Kim Jong Nam, are sticking with their story that they believed they were filming a TV prank show. Any excuse... READ MORE

Kim Jong-un Brings Back the Ladies

April 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paranoia can be defined as a man so concerned with personal security that he disbands the team of attractive young escorts who suck and fuck him on command. When King Jong-un took over from pops, he eliminated the "Pleasure... READ MORE

Kim Jong Un Is How Shit Gets Done

May 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In California, it’s impossible to fire anybody unless you have photos of them watering their lawns on restriction days. In North Korea, downsizing is simpler. Kim Jong Un discovered that his Defense Minister was nodding off during his speeches... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Appalled At His Image

December 24, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dennis Rodman is suing the maker of a video game called Dear Leader! which allows you to fight against America as Kim Jong un and Dennis Rodman. He is reportedly unhappy with the implication of the game and has... READ MORE

North Korea Just Went Ameri-Can-Do on America

December 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

America used to be the enterprising bad-asses on the the block. The John Wayne drawling and piece-carrying peace makers who capture the horse thieves then made love to the beautiful women while still stinking of the range. Now we’ve... READ MORE

North Korea Not Responsible For Sony Hack

December 8, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

North Korea has issued a statement denying it was responsible for the hack into Sony Pictures which proved everyone hates Adam Sandler. The news came as a surprise to nobody since it’s obvious there are no computers more advanced than... READ MORE

Kim Jong Un Gimpy

October 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A North Korean mouthpiece says Kim Jong Un has not been seen in over a month because he hurt his leg taking part in military exercises. If this is true it could explain his absence since North Korean doctors... READ MORE

Kim Jong Un May Be Un Living

October 8, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The gloriously retarded Great Leader Kim Jong Un has not been seen publicly in over a month. Speculation in North Korea is running rampant that he may be ill. Also that someone invented a flying machine. Both notions have... READ MORE