Kim Kardashian Has It All And Shit Around The Web

By Jack July 09, 2014 @ 2:08 PM

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Who is the biggest feminist icon of the 21st century? Why, Kim Kardashian, of course. She’s like Mary Tyler Moore if Mary Tyler Moore had fucked everybody at WJM to get a promotion. She really does turn her world on with a smile.

Read more about Kim K’s thoughts on being a working mother that doesn’t work. (The Superficial)

Vanessa Hudgens shows off her tits in her latest bikini Instagram blast. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey girl, Ryan Gosling dropped his handsome sperm in Eva Mendez. (Defamer)

Fat George R.R. Martin says people who think he’ll drop dead before finishing can fuck off. (io9)

Paris Hilton’s new song causes thoughts of suicide and spontaneous miscarriages. (Huffington Post)

Justin Bieber makes a plea deal for egging to avoid vigorous prison rape. (Dlisted)

Hermione wears her bra as a shirt during Paris Fashion Week. (COED)

Kim Kardashian Crotch On Honeymoon

By Lex June 13, 2014 @ 2:42 PM

Kim Kardashian Shares Bikini Selfies On Instagram On Vacation In Mexico
Remember when Elvis got married and all the girls sobbed and weeped and defenestrated themselves because they could no longer have their fantasy lover? Yeah, I don’t remember that either. But I’m told it happened. Those were inconsistently innocent and creepy times. Kim Kardashian wants to let whoever comes next know that even though she’s on her honeymoon, hey, this snatch isn’t going anywhere, Mr. Captain of Industry. In a couple years time your seven figure proposal to box Kim like Helena, removing her limbs and just leaving the commercially sensible parts, will still be very much on the table.

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In A White Dress Before Her Bridal Shower In Beverly Hills

By Lex May 12, 2014 @ 10:20 AM

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In A White Dress Before Her Bridal Shower In Beverly Hills

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Kanye West and a Kim look-a-like have a sex tape

By brendon September 21, 2012 @ 11:12 AM

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It seemed a little weird when Kanye West said he didn’t mind that Kim Kardashain was in a sex tape, but not only is he okay with it, but apparently he liked it so much that he made one just like it. And now that one is for sale too.

The tape is nearly 20 minutes long and appears to have been shot in a hotel room with an unidentified female who clearly states at the beginning of the video that she’s 18 years old.
With her bodacious curves, dusky skin and long black hair the woman is a definite dead ringer for Kim Kardashian.

Slutty, “dusky skin”, “long black hair”, and she’s selling her sex tape? I’m 95 percent certain at this point that this is just the real Kim Kardashian again.

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