Kim Kardashian Goes Braless In The Hamptons

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Kim Kardashian's Blond Hair Was Just a Wig, But Her Tits Are Still Real, Right?

Every time Kim Kardashian changes hairstyle, a collective sexual moan emanates from the E! offices down the street. It's a very primal response for the minions living off her tits. When Kim changes hair color, Jesus, there hasn't been such an audible bukkake since the last time Chelsea Handler was cruising executive row trying to launch her talk show. Kim shared a picture of herself with blond hair the other night and...

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Kim Kardashian Looking Chesty Out To Dinner With Kanye West In West Hollywood

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Hannah Kunkle's Divine Visions of Kim Kardashian

Brooklyn art school graduate Hannah Kunkle was touched with a vision of Kim Kardashian. So she painted. And painted. And when she was done painting, she painted some more. Then she went to a hip little sandwich shop in Park Slope you've never heard of and when she returned home, there were her completed religious works of Kim Kardashian as Shiva, the Santeria, the Pieta, and a bunch of other VIPs of the earthly...

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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Cleavage In New York

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The Honeymoon Is Over

To consummate Kim's third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn't know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a public bench forever making Hitlers march to the Castle only the second worst living memory for the elderly city residents. There was barely time to...

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Details Of Kim's Wedding Reveal That It Was Awful

There's not a person alive, cursed with knowledge of the existence of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who thinks that their wedding last weekend was going to be anything but a display of narcissistic bullshit and a reminder to everyone in attendance that they think they're the most important people in the world. According to Page Six, though, it was so much worse than we could have imagined, from all of the bathrooms...

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Kate Middleton Bare Ass Sparks German Aggression

You can't just run a photo montage in Deutschland's leading cultural magazine comparing Kate Middleton's bare ass to various Kardashian sister ass and not expect some kind of 007 style response. Kate Middleton is the best looking royal by a margin of infinity times one hundred goofy ears, receding hair lines, and inbred physical impediments. But unlike her brutal looking royal sorority sisters, Kate doesn't sew led...

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My Big Fat Assed Italian Whore Wedding

That giant sucking sound you're hearing isn't the economy, it's Kim Kardashian thanking Kanye West legally tying himself to Kim over the weekend in front of David Blaine and a horde of rappers, reality star succubi, and Bruce Jenner looking like Aphrodite herself. The couple married at an historical Italian fortress before the giant wall of peonies the couple set up to deter God from striking Kim with lightning as she...

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Kim Kardashian Ready to Be Deflowered

Kim Kardashian gathered up her sisters and half-sisters, some of her BFFs, and a half dozen or so of her entourage and handlers to make her Parisian bachelorette dinner look robust and happy. It was like the Last Supper of fame whores. Kim isn't about to be nailed to the cross, but she is about to be nailed by her new husband, which has to be daunting for any woman who has held her maidenhead so sacrosanct for her new...

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Kim Kardashian's Ass Now Also Wedding Ready

Unlike so many other couples in Hollywood canceling their weddings, Kim and Kayne are locked and loaded and pre-paid into this event on Saturday. The two Parisian imported intellects attempted to go unrecognized by the ten thousand cameramen following them everywhere they go by covering their faces with bandanas. Mon dieu, I wonder who that veiled women with an ass like a Lascaux cave buffalo is with Kanye West? What...

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Brody Jenner Is Mad That He Didn't Get A Plus One For Kim's Wedding

Kim Kardashian's big wedding to Kanye West this weekend won't be perfect unless it also offers a stupid dramatic angle that can be exploited on her TV show once she's done collecting the millions of dollars that she'll be receiving just for getting married for a third time. Her stepbrother Brody Jenner was more than willing to provide that drama when he chose not to attend the wedding because Kim wouldn't invite his...read more

Kim Kardashian's Bare Boobs Prepping for Wedding #3

You may have heard by now the entire Kardashian French wedding thing was a bit of a hoax as Kanye and his blushing maiden are to be married in a medieval palace this weekend outside of Florence, Italy. It's a fortress where the Florentine aristocrats used to barricade themselves when communicable disease broke out in the city. For some serious American dollars, after five hundred years the landlords are swinging open...

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Lana Del Ray Will Perform At Kim's Wedding

This weekend's wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Florence, Italy is supposed to be a small, personal affair that will only feature the closest of friends and family, and probably two chairs for Rob Kardashian. Of course, small and personal doesn't mean humble or understated, because among the many luxuries that are bound to be revealed along the way, Lana Del Rey has been booked to sing her song "Young...

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Ray J Is Giving Kim And Kanye A Wedding Present

With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just days away from their humble, private wedding in Italy, it's a perfect time for Ray J to hop into the picture and make himself slightly famous again. When Kim was engaged to Kris Humphries, it was reported that Ray J was sending Kim inappropriate text messages while he openly bragged about their sex tape, and now he's basically doing the same thing, except instead of text...

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