Kardashians Lack Creative Fiber

Rob Kardashian forgot his phone and his two thieving whore sisters used it to take selfies and posted them to his Instagram account as a prank. Except this isn't real. Only half abandoned dropoutswho were teething during The Love Boat could apply themselves and stillcome... read more

Charlie Sheen Slams Kim Kardashian, Why Not

Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant while sober people were sleeping about an at best second hand story regardingKim Kardashian. It centered around herreportedly denying a six year old girl an autograph. This is according to his friend C Thomas Howell who nobody knew... read more

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

If you've ever thought to yourself, damn, I'd love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian's tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it's even sexier because a loving husband and his still wife are... read more

Kim Kardashian Jugs Are Her Curriculum Vitae

Sometimes, you see somebody getting out of a six-figure car and you think to yourself, I wonder how they got so big. There's no need for questions with Kim Kardashian. I like that about her. That dwarf can be stationed any of of the possible 360 degrees of rotation and... read more

I Always Knew Less People Gave A Shit

Instagram notified a bunch of celebrities their accounts were being Purged, meaning some of their bogus followers were being deleted. Kim Kardashian lost 1.3 million pretend fans in a few hours, Rihanna 1.2, and Katy Perry 300,000 because her people are wholesome and... read more

Kim Kardashian Busting Cleavage In Leotard With See Through Skirt At Diamond Ball

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Kim Kardashian Divinely Fat

Kim Kardashianbelieves God was trying to teach her a lesson when she gained fifty pounds while pregnantand ithad nothing to do with her Immaculate Consumption of Ben & Jerry's or gluten free Dorritos Locos. In fact Kim was so fatigued during the process she couldn't... read more

Kim Kardashian Less Relevant When Clothed

Kim Kardashian showed up dressedto celebrate the release of that magazine that ran her naked Photoshopped pictures, the clothes rendering herself instantly nine times less worthwhile than baseline. Kim Kardashian has been gifted the talent of being shamelessly naked and... read more

Kim And Kanye Most Liked In History

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding photo got 2.4 million Likes on Instagram, the most of 2014 and the most ever for a photo on Instagram. To be fair it was a slow year. Scores of retarded teens and the unemployed had to wade through countless boring shots... read more

Kim Kardashian Surveys the Troops Abroad

With so much riding on current U.S. armed forces forward positioning in the Middle East, it only made sense to dispatch Kim Kardashian dressed like somebody her stylist saw in an old USO magazine to Abu Dahbi to assess our military state of readiness. Kim toured Persian... read more

North West: Stripper Baby And Shit Around The Web

Kim Kardashian said she will be proud when North West inevitably also poses nude. She also said she has a bunch of other hopes for her daughter, but who honestly pays attention once a mom says she can't wait for her toddler to get naked for the cameras. Read all about... read more

Kim Is No Angelina And Shit Around The Web

Unctuous ass model Kim Kardashian tried to be like Angelina Jolie and adopt a poor kid from Thailand but after a few minutes of personal reflection, the kid chose third world shithole and malnourishment over a life with Kim. From the mouths of babes. Read all about Kim's... read more