Kim Gets Tackled And Shit Around The Web

A Ukrainian douche named Vitalii Sediuk who likes to fuck with celebrities tackled Kim Kardashian at Paris fashion week. This is the same dude that tried to kiss Brad Pitt and Will Smith and got punched in the face. Kim tried to turn it into her own JFK grassy knoll... read more

Kim Kardashian Is the Big Sister You Wish You Had

There's no prouder moment for an attention starved whore than when you get to watch your half-sister by way of your tranny stepdad take her first steps on a runway in Paris. Naturally, you can't support your familial whoreling without ten hours of hair and makeup and a... read more

Kim Kardashian Violated By Hacked Photos She Probably Leaked

The outraged Olympics are about to begin again in Hollywood. Every reasonably attractive celebrity who ever filmed themselves fingering their clam is about to let their better educated press agents climb the soapbox under their banner. I can only imagine the outrageously... read more

Vanessa Hudgens Naked Selfies, Kim Kardashian Topless Throw Ins As Well, More Celebrity Leaked Photos

Way to fuck up my Saturday night. But, hell, for a chance to see Hope Solo wizard sleeves that even Gandalf would find overblown, not to mention disgusting, I can put down the absinthe. Another round of celebrity photos borrowed from the iCloud which runs about as safe... read more

Kim Kardashian Making More Babies

According to the celebrity asslinguists at HollywoodLife, Kim Kardashian is over the haters who called her Shamu the last time she got pregnant and all her previously imprisoned fat cells multiplied at rates that made even Ebola jealous. Kim's now ready to have a... read more

No One Loves A Whore And Shit Around The Web

With all the hoopla over the celebrity nude photo leak, one has to wonder, why the fuck did nobody care the many times before celebrity photos and sex videos got shat out across the Internet? I'd say it's because people see Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton as lovable... read more

Kardashians Don't Do Well With Silence

Some trumped out outrage is going around the Internet because the Kardashian whorelings were using their cellphones when Common asked for a moment of silence for Ferguson during the VMAs because as a black celebrity, he simply had no choice. While it's easy to focus on a... read more

Even These Tired Armenian Whores Couldn't Make the VMAs Interesting

I don't know what the hell happened at most of this year's VMA Awards. I fell asleep when Beyonce was singing something really loud and woke up two hours later and she was still fucking singing. Then she had a staged kiss with Jay Z and slapped him when she saw he was... read more

Kim Kardashian Takes An Ass Selfie

Technically, since her staff of eleven was involved in the shot, it's less of a selfie and more of a heavily staged ass sculpture. But if this is any indication of the quality of the photos in Kim Kardashian's selfies coffee table book, expect men masturbating in the... read more

Kim Kardashian Book Of Selfies May Contain Sex Pics

Kim Kardashian's book of selfies is set to rock the publishing world just in time for Christmas. If that Pulitzer prize nominated fucker isn't peeking out of my stocking on the morning of December 25, I'm going to curb stomp Santa and make his reindeer watch. You could... read more

Kardashians Boycott Their Own Show

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are refusing to film the new season of their show until the person stealing their jewelry is caught. It is unclear if this is a stunt born of desperation for material or if they have hidden their baubles to collect insurance money as is... read more

Kim Kardashian's Ass Attracts Police Attention

Two things. First, you can never blame a guy for staring at Kim Kardashian's ass. It belongs in The Collector's glass showcase. I don't care if it's Obama, a cop, me, you, or even Kevin Spacey. We're all looking. Second, deep down, every guy thinks he can score with Kim... read more