Kanye West Is Humbled

Some autistic guy approached Kanye West and asked him to sign a photo of Kim Kardashianwhich had his crustedjizz on it. Embarrassingly enough the photo was from one of herweddings which got poor ratings and West refused to sign it. It's aprecarioussituation. Nobody likes... read more

Kim Kardashian in a Fur Bikini

When not saving the afflicted with just the tip of his one in the stink finger, Kanye West is designing bikinis. He asphyxiated four adult male foxes with the heel of his boot to create this merkin inspired bikini for his wife and then snapped away and shared with the... read more

Kim Kardashian Trailblazes

Kim Kardashian's soon to be released book of selfies entitled Selfish just picked its cover image. The final choices were tits, ass, and a photo of Kim working with disabled children, all of which were progressively morefake. They went with tits after market testing... read more

Kim Kardashian Flies Safe

It seems a tad bit racist that I have to strip down to my bare soul to get through TSA security while Kim Kardashian gets to tote all sorts of sub-dermal shit right on through. Precious metals, kilos of atomic number 14, centrifuged lipid cakes, one half of a brain... read more

Kardashians Lack Creative Fiber

Rob Kardashian forgot his phone and his two thieving whore sisters used it to take selfies and posted them to his Instagram account as a prank. Except this isn't real. Only half abandoned dropoutswho were teething during The Love Boat could apply themselves and stillcome... read more

Charlie Sheen Slams Kim Kardashian, Why Not

Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant while sober people were sleeping about an at best second hand story regardingKim Kardashian. It centered around herreportedly denying a six year old girl an autograph. This is according to his friend C Thomas Howell who nobody knew... read more

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

If you've ever thought to yourself, damn, I'd love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian's tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it's even sexier because a loving husband and his still wife are... read more

Kim Kardashian Jugs Are Her Curriculum Vitae

Sometimes, you see somebody getting out of a six-figure car and you think to yourself, I wonder how they got so big. There's no need for questions with Kim Kardashian. I like that about her. That dwarf can be stationed any of of the possible 360 degrees of rotation and... read more

I Always Knew Less People Gave A Shit

Instagram notified a bunch of celebrities their accounts were being Purged, meaning some of their bogus followers were being deleted. Kim Kardashian lost 1.3 million pretend fans in a few hours, Rihanna 1.2, and Katy Perry 300,000 because her people are wholesome and... read more

Kim Kardashian Busting Cleavage In Leotard With See Through Skirt At Diamond Ball

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Kim Kardashian Divinely Fat

Kim Kardashianbelieves God was trying to teach her a lesson when she gained fifty pounds while pregnantand ithad nothing to do with her Immaculate Consumption of Ben & Jerry's or gluten free Dorritos Locos. In fact Kim was so fatigued during the process she couldn't... read more

Kim Kardashian Less Relevant When Clothed

Kim Kardashian showed up dressedto celebrate the release of that magazine that ran her naked Photoshopped pictures, the clothes rendering herself instantly nine times less worthwhile than baseline. Kim Kardashian has been gifted the talent of being shamelessly naked and... read more