Kim Kardashian And Her Tits Hit The Town

Kim Kardashian took her newly 18-year old sister Kendall Jenner out for a little fun in New York City last night, and in case you were wondering if Kim feels threatened at all by the fact that Kendall is younger, more attractive and probably far more popular among the world's perverts that have made this family powerful, she doesn't. It's probably only a coincidence that while enjoying a simple, nice evening with...read more

Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the rapper has taken his game to the Ivy League. Kanye spoke at Harvard yesterday as part of his DONDA Design Lecture Series, and if his lectures are anything like any of the other times that he speaks, I imagine the students...read more

Kim Kardashian Upped the Ass Ante

I'm not sure when the International Seamstress Awards are, but somebody needs to win the Golden Singer for figuring out how to pack Kim Kardashian's ass into this skirt without splitting it asunder. It's like watching a cat wiggle through an impossibly tiny hole, if that cat had an enormous fat ass filled with Kanye spooge. I'm not sure what Kim was thinking bringing out her Level 5 Kaiju in public, but I suppose it...read more

Kris Jenner Cried Over Kim's Sex Tape (VIDEO)

Family brothel operatorKris Jenner opened up to Joan Rivers about Kim Kardashian's sex tape on the In Bed With Joan web show. Crypt Keeper Joan Rivers asked Kris how it felt to see her little girl get fucked and pissed on by Ray J. Not good apparently. Kris says she "fell apart" when the sex tape went public: "I cried myself to sleep. I don't think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your...read more

Kris Jenner: Would You Like to Buy My Daughters Photoshoot

Kris Jenner is the Energizer bunny of pimping out her kids. With all the negative news surrounding the family of late, divorces, illegitimate kids, all the buried babies yet to be washed up during the first winter rain, Kris grabbed her female children, some revealing dresses, and got everybody out to the beach to show off some titty. Of age, barely legal, fat and gunky, underaged, it did not matter. Just get the sun...read more

Kim Kardashian Suing YouTube CoFounder for Leaking Her Private Stadium Engagement Video

You can invade Kim Kardashian's privacy, hell, you can roll her on her back like a wounded turtle and graffiti dirty limericks on her Spanx, just don't get between her and her money. You will get cut. It seems that YouTube co-founder Chad Hurley star-fucked and snuck his way into the Kim and Kanye engagement contraption at AT&T field. Then he leaked personal video of the event which got Kim and Kanye all in a tiff...read more

Kanye Believes He and Kim Are More Important Than the Obamas

Kanye West is having another bout of saying shit that makes sense in his world. This time he's claiming that the Blessed He and Kim are more influential than President Obama and his wife Michelle. It all went down when the megalomaniacal semi-decent rapper sat down with fancy lad Ryan Seacrest for an interview. According to Kanye, he and Kim are pushing down the barriers of racism and classicism through fashion. That...read more

Kardashians Rent Out Magic Mountain Just For Themselves (VIDEO)

Last week the reality family took over AT&T Park to formalize the procreation process between Kim and Kanye, now Magic Mountain theme park just north of Los Angeles to celebrate Kendall's 18th birthday. The place can run about 25,000 visitors on a good day. On a trashy night, about ten Kardashians plus Justin Bieber's friend Lil Twist who was passed out on the floor of one of the family Range Rovers....read more

Kim Kardashian Thinks About Her Snatch More Than You Do

Kim Kardashian is different than most moms in that her main concern after giving birth was what her pussy looked like. This revelation and many more is on the premiere episode of her show for the catatonic and mildly retarded,Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After "heartfelt" scenes in which Kim sends a message to her newborn daughter, we return to making it all about Kim, or more accurately, her vagina. She told...read more

Kim Kardashian Says Wedding Proposal Was an Out of Body Experience

Kris Jenner always told her girls, when men do horrible things with you, just pretend it's happening to somebody else and you're watching it. I think she learned this from survivors of the Hanoi Hilton she used to dance with for a dollar at the VA. Khloe never got it. She's too sensitive. But Kim is able to step outside her body and just watch the money being made with her body. She said she felt just this way at...read more

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Ass and Bling

In case you forgot, Kanye gave Kim a fifteen carat ring at a rented out AT&T Park the other night to symbolize his limitless love for making ass-babies with her. The proposal was captured on videotape so it could be projected in Al Quaeda recruiting sessions overseas showing why America is the Great Satan. If all you knew of America as a street urchin in Yemen was Katy Perry bootleg CDs and watching Kris Jenner...read more

Kanye West Doesn't Want A Prenup

According to sources near Kanye West he does not want to get a prenup before marrying Kim Kardashian.It seems that in the delirium of love that he feels for that big assed schemer, he's choosing to ignore the wise prenup advice in his ownsong,Gold Digger. "Kanye's in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It's scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn't even want to have a prenup. He thinks it's tacky and...read more

Kanye West Finally Proposed To Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday just like any of us would, as she attended a party thrown in her honor at AT&T Park in San Francisco, which had been completely rented out by her boyfriend Kanye West for the evening. Kanye actually started the night off by honoring 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen at the Hollywood Film Awards, but he made it back in time to not only celebrate Kim's...read more

No Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame For You, Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian won't be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame anytime in the near future. That's because the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, who decides who gets a star, says that her big ass isn't eligible for immortality. Why? Because she's a fucking reality star, that's why! They don't deserve to be on the same sidewalk with Marlon Brando or Meryl Streep, or, you know, Ryan Seacrest, who at least has an Emmy...read more

Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Back To Pre-Baby Size

By the time that North West is old enough to be exploited for her gender and not just her youthful innocence, social media will probably have advanced far beyond the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc. that we know today. But someone will eventually explain to North that her mother, Kim Kardashian, rose to fame by recording herself having sex with Ray J and posting "sexy" pictures of herself online, like this one that...read more