To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it’s been boiled.
its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue
By brendon January 16, 2012 @ 10:53 AM
Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won’t spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars.
There was one joke about how he doesn’t know any guys who have seen Jodie Fosters ‘Beaver’, but that’s entirely her fault for naming her movie ‘the Beaver’. What the hell did she expect? Other than that his best line was probably about Kim Kardasian:
“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker and more easily bought.”
That’s actually more insulting to Kate Middleton than it is to Kim Kardashian. Kate and Kim shouldn’t be compared in any way. And if Kim Kardashian was an awards show it would the AVNs, if for no other reason than they both have a slot exclusively for black men.
Kim Kardashian really knows how to dress
By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 2:43 PM
The one thing you always here about Kim Kardashian is that her ass is small and easy to miss. Thankfully she finally figured out a way to accentuate that a little bit.
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Kim Kardashian isn’t helping
By brendon January 11, 2012 @ 7:11 PM
Kim Kardashian has responded to the report that her sister Khloe may have a different father, saying that, “Robert Kardashian is WITHOUT A DOUBT Khloe’s biological father, and anyone who suggests otherwise is completely full of crap.”
The family has been dealing with wild allegations about Khloe’s biological dad for a while — and even joked about it on their reality show — but one family source is adamant, “She looks just like Robert’s mother.”
If it helps you may actually remember his mother, NFL Hall of Fame defensive end Bruce Smith of the Buffalo Bills.
Kim Kardshian has been replaced by a dog
By brendon January 10, 2012 @ 8:16 PM
Kim Kardashian was the star of Skechers hugely expensive Superbowl commercial last year, but that was before her offensively transparent wedding and subsequent divorce and everyone realized what a greedy whore she is.
So now Skechers is replacing her with a bulldog who wins a race against a pack of greyhounds. Not only is the bulldog cheaper, but the commercial will require less CGI than the one where they had to hide Kims giant ass.
the Kardashians use slave labor and sweatshops
By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 12:51 PM
A human rights organization called China Labor Watch says the Kardashinas use what is essentially slave labor in rural Chinese factories to produce their clothing line. But what choice did they have? Private jets aren’t free, you know.
The sweatshop workers live in squalid factory-run dormitories filled with the stench of sewage while toiling up to 84 hours during 7-day work weeks to produce some of the goods that helped (the Kardashians) make $65 million last year.
…the impoverished workers earn just $1 an hour, slaving away in factories “like minimum-security prisons.”
The region is a “scary place,” where the peak summer season is “brutal,” with temperatures inside non-air-conditioned factories soaring to over 100˚F.
Workers in the region can come out with as little as $15 a month once rent and food debts have been paid to their bosses.
“You can’t talk during working hours. You can’t listen to music; you can’t stand up and stretch. You can’t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes. If you’re highly specialized, you cannot even go to the bathroom.”
Well I’d still rather live like that than have sex with Khloe. And that’s not my opinion, that’s a quote from Lamar Odom.
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