Kim Kardashian Topless Wedding Photo

Kim Kardashian posted a topless photo of herself getting fitted for a wedding dress. Kim was forced to wait for several hours as her Beverly Hills designers kidnapped an old woman from Prague who could hand sew to such extreme convex body measurements. After she... read more

Kim Kardashian and Joe Francis Show Off Their Respective Asses

The jaunty Instagram elf so totally caught Kim Kardashian off-guard when he snapped this candid of her thong ass after only four hours of lighting, prepping and staging. Next to Kim you can see the poor sap who let herself get pregnant by Joe Francis who I thought was... read more

Kim Kardashian Fucks Hollywood App Raking in the Dough

Fuck you. Kim Kardashian wins again. Her simplistic mobile game designed for the multitude of morons in our midst is set to take in $200 million in revenue by year's end. Kim's take is estimated to be forty-percent of that. That's Wall Street gangster money. In the game,... read more

Brit Claire Leeson Spent $30K To Look Like Kim Kardashian

These tortured souls who mutilate their bodies to look like famous celebrity whores seem really unclear on the basics of causality. Kim Kardashian isn't famous because she has big tits and an ass, she's famous because Ray J spackled her tits and ass on camera and then... read more

Kim Kardashian Is a Scientific Wonder

I can't fathom the engineering science that goes into slamming Kim Kardashian into these tight dresses she keeps wearing. We ought to send some of those skilled girdle artisans down to New Orleans to fortify the levees. There'd be a great YouTube video in showing how all... read more

Kim Kardashian Goes Braless In The Hamptons

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Kim Kardashian's Blond Hair Was Just a Wig, But Her Tits Are Still Real, Right?

Every time Kim Kardashian changes hairstyle, a collective sexual moan emanates from the E! offices down the street. It's a very primal response for the minions living off her tits. When Kim changes hair color, Jesus, there hasn't been such an audible bukkake since the... read more

Kim Kardashian Looking Chesty Out To Dinner With Kanye West In West Hollywood

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Hannah Kunkle's Divine Visions of Kim Kardashian

Brooklyn art school graduate Hannah Kunkle was touched with a vision of Kim Kardashian. So she painted. And painted. And when she was done painting, she painted some more. Then she went to a hip little sandwich shop in Park Slope you've never heard of and when she... read more

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Cleavage In New York

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The Honeymoon Is Over

To consummate Kim's third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn't know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a... read more

Details Of Kim's Wedding Reveal That It Was Awful

There's not a person alive, cursed with knowledge of the existence of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who thinks that their wedding last weekend was going to be anything but a display of narcissistic bullshit and a reminder to everyone in attendance that they think... read more