Details Of Kim's Wedding Reveal That It Was Awful

There's not a person alive, cursed with knowledge of the existence of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who thinks that their wedding last weekend was going to be anything but a display of narcissistic bullshit and a reminder to everyone in attendance that they think... read more

Kate Middleton Bare Ass Sparks German Aggression

You can't just run a photo montage in Deutschland's leading cultural magazine comparing Kate Middleton's bare ass to various Kardashian sister ass and not expect some kind of 007 style response. Kate Middleton is the best looking royal by a margin of infinity times one... read more

My Big Fat Assed Italian Whore Wedding

That giant sucking sound you're hearing isn't the economy, it's Kim Kardashian thanking Kanye West legally tying himself to Kim over the weekend in front of David Blaine and a horde of rappers, reality star succubi, and Bruce Jenner looking like Aphrodite herself. The... read more

Kim Kardashian Ready to Be Deflowered

Kim Kardashian gathered up her sisters and half-sisters, some of her BFFs, and a half dozen or so of her entourage and handlers to make her Parisian bachelorette dinner look robust and happy. It was like the Last Supper of fame whores. Kim isn't about to be nailed to the... read more

Kim Kardashian's Ass Now Also Wedding Ready

Unlike so many other couples in Hollywood canceling their weddings, Kim and Kayne are locked and loaded and pre-paid into this event on Saturday. The two Parisian imported intellects attempted to go unrecognized by the ten thousand cameramen following them everywhere... read more

Brody Jenner Is Mad That He Didn't Get A Plus One For Kim's Wedding

Kim Kardashian's big wedding to Kanye West this weekend won't be perfect unless it also offers a stupid dramatic angle that can be exploited on her TV show once she's done collecting the millions of dollars that she'll be receiving just for getting married for a third... read more

Kim Kardashian's Bare Boobs Prepping for Wedding #3

You may have heard by now the entire Kardashian French wedding thing was a bit of a hoax as Kanye and his blushing maiden are to be married in a medieval palace this weekend outside of Florence, Italy. It's a fortress where the Florentine aristocrats used to barricade... read more

Lana Del Ray Will Perform At Kim's Wedding

This weekend's wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Florence, Italy is supposed to be a small, personal affair that will only feature the closest of friends and family, and probably two chairs for Rob Kardashian. Of course, small and personal doesn't mean... read more

Ray J Is Giving Kim And Kanye A Wedding Present

With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just days away from their humble, private wedding in Italy, it's a perfect time for Ray J to hop into the picture and make himself slightly famous again. When Kim was engaged to Kris Humphries, it was reported that Ray J was sending Kim... read more

Ryan Seacrest Isn't Cool Enough For Kim Kardashian's Wedding

Despite the fact that we're not a bunch of idiot assholes who don't realize she's full of shit, Kim Kardashian has claimed that her upcoming wedding ceremony is going to be "super, super small" and just feature her and Kanye West's closest friends and family members. It... read more

Kim Kardashian's Wall Of Roses Makes Sense

One of the cool things about being extremely wealthy is that you already own basically everything in the world, so when holidays and birthdays come around, you can just buy the dumbest shit that you can possibly think of. Like for Mother's Day, Kanye West didn't buy Kim... read more

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In A White Dress Before Her Bridal Shower In Beverly Hills

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