Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Take Their Baby Out Just Like Regular Parents

Somebody from the PR team told Kim and Kanye that before this bastard baby gets old enough to drop out of middle school, they need to get some photos taken pretending to be normal parents. As in, get on your $150 t-shirts and walk that baby around in a hermetically sealed bassinet. The move itself shocked the encircling team of nannies, handlers, and bodyguards who nervously shuffled around like Secret Service agents...

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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Cleavage As She And Kanye West Head To His Concert In New York

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Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Her Baby Daddy's Music Video

Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he'll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one of his shitty music videos. He'll smile knowing that for one shining moment, he was on top of his game. He was the crowned king Yeezus. Then the sadistic asylum guards will toss a backless...

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Kim Kardashian And Her Tits Hit The Town

Kim Kardashian took her newly 18-year old sister Kendall Jenner out for a little fun in New York City last night, and in case you were wondering if Kim feels threatened at all by the fact that Kendall is younger, more attractive and probably far more popular among the world's perverts that have made this family powerful, she doesn't. It's probably only a coincidence that while enjoying a simple, nice evening with...

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Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the rapper has taken his game to the Ivy League. Kanye spoke at Harvard yesterday as part of his DONDA Design Lecture Series, and if his lectures are anything like any of the other times that he speaks, I imagine the students...

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Kim Kardashian Upped the Ass Ante

I'm not sure when the International Seamstress Awards are, but somebody needs to win the Golden Singer for figuring out how to pack Kim Kardashian's ass into this skirt without splitting it asunder. It's like watching a cat wiggle through an impossibly tiny hole, if that cat had an enormous fat ass filled with Kanye spooge. I'm not sure what Kim was thinking bringing out her Level 5 Kaiju in public, but I suppose it...

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Kris Jenner Cried Over Kim's Sex Tape (VIDEO)

Family brothel operatorKris Jenner opened up to Joan Rivers about Kim Kardashian's sex tape on the In Bed With Joan web show. Crypt Keeper Joan Rivers asked Kris how it felt to see her little girl get fucked and pissed on by Ray J. Not good apparently. Kris says she "fell apart" when the sex tape went public: "I cried myself to sleep. I don't think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your...

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Kris Jenner: Would You Like to Buy My Daughters Photoshoot

Kris Jenner is the Energizer bunny of pimping out her kids. With all the negative news surrounding the family of late, divorces, illegitimate kids, all the buried babies yet to be washed up during the first winter rain, Kris grabbed her female children, some revealing dresses, and got everybody out to the beach to show off some titty. Of age, barely legal, fat and gunky, underaged, it did not matter. Just get the sun...

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Kim Kardashian Suing YouTube CoFounder for Leaking Her Private Stadium Engagement Video

You can invade Kim Kardashian's privacy, hell, you can roll her on her back like a wounded turtle and graffiti dirty limericks on her Spanx, just don't get between her and her money. You will get cut. It seems that YouTube co-founder Chad Hurley star-fucked and snuck his way into the Kim and Kanye engagement contraption at AT&T field. Then he leaked personal video of the event which got Kim and Kanye all in a tiff...

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Kanye Believes He and Kim Are More Important Than the Obamas

Kanye West is having another bout of saying shit that makes sense in his world. This time he's claiming that the Blessed He and Kim are more influential than President Obama and his wife Michelle. It all went down when the megalomaniacal semi-decent rapper sat down with fancy lad Ryan Seacrest for an interview. According to Kanye, he and Kim are pushing down the barriers of racism and classicism through fashion. That...

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Kardashians Rent Out Magic Mountain Just For Themselves (VIDEO)

Last week the reality family took over AT&T Park to formalize the procreation process between Kim and Kanye, now Magic Mountain theme park just north of Los Angeles to celebrate Kendall's 18th birthday. The place can run about 25,000 visitors on a good day. On a trashy night, about ten Kardashians plus Justin Bieber's friend Lil Twist who was passed out on the floor of one of the family Range Rovers. Everybody got...

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Kim Kardashian Thinks About Her Snatch More Than You Do

Kim Kardashian is different than most moms in that her main concern after giving birth was what her pussy looked like. This revelation and many more is on the premiere episode of her show for the catatonic and mildly retarded,Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After "heartfelt" scenes in which Kim sends a message to her newborn daughter, we return to making it all about Kim, or more accurately, her vagina. She told...

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Kim Kardashian Says Wedding Proposal Was an Out of Body Experience

Kris Jenner always told her girls, when men do horrible things with you, just pretend it's happening to somebody else and you're watching it. I think she learned this from survivors of the Hanoi Hilton she used to dance with for a dollar at the VA. Khloe never got it. She's too sensitive. But Kim is able to step outside her body and just watch the money being made with her body. She said she felt just this way at...

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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Ass and Bling

In case you forgot, Kanye gave Kim a fifteen carat ring at a rented out AT&T Park the other night to symbolize his limitless love for making ass-babies with her. The proposal was captured on videotape so it could be projected in Al Quaeda recruiting sessions overseas showing why America is the Great Satan. If all you knew of America as a street urchin in Yemen was Katy Perry bootleg CDs and watching Kris Jenner...

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Kanye West Doesn't Want A Prenup

According to sources near Kanye West he does not want to get a prenup before marrying Kim Kardashian.It seems that in the delirium of love that he feels for that big assed schemer, he's choosing to ignore the wise prenup advice in his ownsong,Gold Digger. "Kanye's in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It's scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn't even want to have a prenup. He thinks it's tacky and...

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