Kim Kardashian Is Passing Out Parenting Advice

It used to be you had to pretend to be a model parent to pass out advice to the rest of the fertile womb klatch. You know, those moms who always seemed put together, gave lectures to other moms or wrote books about how to get your kid to stop being such an asshole in... read more

Kim Kardashian Channels Audrey Hepburn

Kim Kardashian slapped on her Spanx and a support bra and a shit ton of makeup and Corinthian hair extensions took a bike ride in Miami. Some people suggested Kim was homaging Audrey Hepburn in her famous black and white biking photo shoot from back in the day. But Kim... read more

Kim Kardashian's Breasts Hit The Town Last Night

Kim Kardashian and her family just returned from a lavish and beautiful vacation in Thailand, and it was so picturesque and perfect that Kim didn't bother taking her own photos to post on Instagram, because she could just take some from Google and pass them off as her... read more

Nick Cannon Is Still Bragging About Kim Kardashian

"Whiteface" pioneer Nick Cannon went on the Howard Stern show yesterday to talk about the nonstop shitstorm that he's been brewing for himself, starting with his idiotic whiteface routine and leading up to his list of famous sexual conquests. Despite being married to ... read more

Kim Kardashian Shooting Selfies Through Thailand

Somebody at E! got a grant from the Thai government to have the Kardashian girls come over and teach all the underaged sex workers how to please foreign men without visible signs of tear. Now more than ever Thailand needs foreign dollars to keep its economy from... read more

Kylie And Kendall Jenner In Bikinis On An Elephant

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Kim Kardashian's Dress Deserves a Prize

I don't know how you design a dress that is both see-through, and at the same time can secrete forty pounds of excess gunt. Whoever made Kim Kardashian's dress for the superbly boring Seth Meyer's show appearance deserves some kind of science award. Maybe one of those... read more

North West Pisses on Kanye

Kim Kardashian revealed to Seth Myers that baby North West pissed all over Kanye West during their infamous Vogue shoot. It seems that the unibrowed womb troll decided to use Kanye's chest as a diaper while they were taking a family shot on a couch. North is naked in the... read more

Kim Kardashian Receives 10 Burger Kings As Wedding Tribute

When you hear that heavyset Kim Kardashian is being tributed, you might typically think of groups of sweaty fat men masturbating furiously onto her new Vogue cover photo. But, no, this one involves food. According to MSN, Kanye has decided to purchase his zoftig bride to... read more

Kim's And Kanye's Rep Claims They're Not Greedy

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently suing YouTube founder Chad Hurley because they believe that since their engagement video was leaked online, they lost out on a lot of money that they could have received from selling it, like all truly loving couples do. Chad... read more

Kim Kardashian Gets Her Vogue Cover

Vogue not so fetching editor Anna Wintour pretends to be the immovable object, but she isn't. She's just a creepy looking neighbor lady with a bad haircut who you discover wasn't just selling Mary Kay out of her the back of her Kia. Kim Kardashian greatly wanted her... read more

Kanye Plans To Serenade Kim's Ass

Kanye West announced he has a new song in the works just for his fair bride at their Big French Wedding in May. The working title is (Tap That) Sugar Bear Bitch or something similarly romantic. Just imagine Yeezus laying down righteous lyrics while Kris Jenner directs... read more