By Travis June 12, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
This may blow your minds, like actually make your heads explode in complete shock, but a model that nobody has heard of is claiming that she slept with someone famous. In this case, Canadian model Leyla Ghobadi recently told Star Magazine that she had sex with Kanye West during Kim Kardashian’s neverending pregnancy.
Leyla claims that Kanye spotted her in the crowd at one of his shows and had his team find her and bring her backstage so they could meet. After some hesitation on her part, Leyla claims she eventually hooked up with the rapper after he assured her that his relationship with Kim was just a publicity stunt, according to the New York Post.
But Leyla, angel that she is, claimed she’s coming forward now because if she was pregnant like Kim, she’d want to know, even though she thinks this might “destroy the Kardashian family”, in which case – you’re a god damned hero, Miss Ghobadi.
By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 2:28 PM
UPDATE 6/11/13: My gynecological claravoyance remains on tract. Baby’s coming in less than two weeks. Don’t forget to put a name to the demon spawn and win yourself that $500 gift card.
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I have it on pretty crappy authority that the next Kardashian bastard baby is coming earlier than expected. Most media reports have the triple-6 child coming in July. I heard June. June 23. So I made a countdown clock to celebrate. It’s right over there ===>
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By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 5:54 PM
With just 12 days left until her demon seeds bursts across her uterine River Styx, Kim Kardashian is frightened to learn she’ll be all alone in the delivery room. And, by all alone, she is discounting her mom, her two hag full sisters, her personal secretary, her hair and makeup, her social media rep, a camera crew of four from E!, a photographer and his assistant from People magazine, the extensive medical team, and the private security stationed just outside the door to make sure only paying customers get to peek. So, alone except for the 20-25 other people. But I think she means Kanye won’t be there. Yeah, that’s not happening. Something to think about next time you allow your rapper boyfriend to shimmy shake from stink to pink. Still, Kim is trying to stay positive and maternal and focus on all the money this baby means.
By Travis June 07, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Long before reality TV shows became the perfect way for people with absolutely no talent to pretend like they were celebrities, networks handed out talk shows to keep semi-relevant people like Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase in the spotlight. Meanwhile, people with actual talent, like Oprah and Ellen, realized daytime talk shows could easily entertain the stay-at-home idiots and make them a ton of money. So it makes perfect sense that someone as talentless and greedy as Kris Jenner would think that she could host a daytime TV show as well.
Debuting on July 15, the Kris Jenner Show has a new promo out, and it’s pretty obvious that this show is just going to be another hour of the Kardashians pimping whatever horrible project they’re working on next. Eventually, Kris won’t even be able to get Kim Kardashian on the show and each episode will feature her screaming at Kylie and Kendall to look sexier.
By Travis June 06, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Sculptor Daniel Edwards is famous for his controversial nude celebrity statues, from pregnant Britney Spears presenting herself on a bear skin rug to bronzed Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez with their pet goose, and now he’s added to the collection with a statue of nude, pregnant Kim Kardashian, complete with a large belly, huge ass and puffy areola. It’s really the perfect thing for anyone who wants to see Kim naked but without Ray J riding doggy style.
The statue went on display at the LAB Art Gallery in Los Angeles yesterday, and people were allowed to rub the belly for good luck. One day, this statue could even find its way into the Louvre, where the Venus de Milo will be overheard saying, “Keep that talentless bitch away from me.”
(Photo Credits: WENN.com)
By Lex June 03, 2013 @ 2:39 PM
“Actually, I’ve only met him once. He’s never … he’s not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing and he just hasn’t been around,” – Bruce Jenner to Extra.
And here’s that time. At the X-Factor watching Khloe Kardashian monotone her teleprompter lines in a dress that barely contained her winter thermal layer. Just look at Kanye. He looks like he can’t wait to join the Kardashian family ‘nobody fucking eat, we’re all fat’ picnics and cash counting overnighters. Kanye may be a heavily affected douche, but no man is immune to a thorough examination of the family he’s boning into and Kanye isn’t going to be playing that shit. Banging the snot out of a fame whore with a whooty he’d had a longing for in his nutsack, yes. Going emergency diaper shopping in preppy wear with Scott Disick for an E! reality show segment, don’t count on it. I wouldn’t let Kanye bathe that baby unsupervised. He may be that practical.