Lana Del Ray Will Perform At Kim's Wedding

This weekend's wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Florence, Italy is supposed to be a small, personal affair that will only feature the closest of friends and family, and probably two chairs for Rob Kardashian. Of course, small and personal doesn't mean... read more

Ray J Is Giving Kim And Kanye A Wedding Present

With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just days away from their humble, private wedding in Italy, it's a perfect time for Ray J to hop into the picture and make himself slightly famous again. When Kim was engaged to Kris Humphries, it was reported that Ray J was sending Kim... read more

Ryan Seacrest Isn't Cool Enough For Kim Kardashian's Wedding

Despite the fact that we're not a bunch of idiot assholes who don't realize she's full of shit, Kim Kardashian has claimed that her upcoming wedding ceremony is going to be "super, super small" and just feature her and Kanye West's closest friends and family members. It... read more

Kim Kardashian's Wall Of Roses Makes Sense

One of the cool things about being extremely wealthy is that you already own basically everything in the world, so when holidays and birthdays come around, you can just buy the dumbest shit that you can possibly think of. Like for Mother's Day, Kanye West didn't buy Kim... read more

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In A White Dress Before Her Bridal Shower In Beverly Hills

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Kim Kardashian Has Vague Thoughts On Racism

Now that she's a mom and an international fashion genius, Kim Kardashian (seen above, very enthused to be meeting Tom Hanks' wife) suddenly feels an obligation to reach out to the less fortunate people, who haven't built an empire on sucking Ray J's dick. First, she... read more

Kim Kardashian Is Still Single

Kim Kardashian cleared the air today on Twitter of several misnomers that are super important to her, and by the theory of paid vagina transference, are necessarily important to you as well. 1. Kim and Kanye did not get courthouse married before their Big Phat Fucking... read more

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Panties Heading Out With Kanye West To The Met Gala

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Kim Kardashian Was Confusing At The Met Gala

Last night, a bunch of beautiful famous people paid $25,000 and more to attend the Met Gala's tribute to Charles James in New York City, and there were also many more people in attendance who both shouldn't be famous and aren't beautiful. Take Kim Kardashian and Kanye... read more

Kim And Kanye Are Married Now

While Kim Kardashian won't be having her lavish Parisian wedding until May 24, sharing her love and success with 200 of her closest friends and sex tape partners, the former Mrs. Kris Humphries and Mrs. Damon Thomas is now the current Mrs. Kanye West, according to the... read more

Kimye Getting Married Three Times

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have to get married three times. The two narcissistic walking genitalia are planning a ridiculously over-the-top wedding in France. But they have to also get married in a civil ceremony in California and an additional civil wedding in France... read more

Kim Kardashian Is Passing Out Parenting Advice

It used to be you had to pretend to be a model parent to pass out advice to the rest of the fertile womb klatch. You know, those moms who always seemed put together, gave lectures to other moms or wrote books about how to get your kid to stop being such an asshole in... read more